Matty @mattyhayward.com · 15/09/2026Yes, I do work occasionally (Not saying there needs to be a camera, but…) 2530
Matty @mattyhayward.com · 25/08/2026This is the most tanned I’ve been in a decade+ (and yet I’m still Dulux Moon Shimmer colour) 0460
Matty @mattyhayward.com · 20/08/2026Just before he saw something he has no memory of… (it rained) 0150
Matty @mattyhayward.com · 11/08/2026Starting to think that there’s no hope for a tan this year somehow 0270
Matty @mattyhayward.com · 19/07/2026Hockey away weekend was, as always, grossly demure and respectable 1340
Matty @mattyhayward.com · 25/06/2026Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure; what’s yours? (all hail the cactus) 020
Matty @mattyhayward.com · 08/06/2026Oh yes, there’s some bonus AI Fiona Bruce and, for some reason, green paint? 100
Matty @mattyhayward.com · 08/06/2026I’m not sure what I’ve done to deserve this (maybe still being on Tw*tter), but there’s currently an epidemic of increasingly unhinged F*rage-bait ads: 120
Matty @mattyhayward.com · 29/05/2026Post a photo from 2019 It seems everyone had this same shirt back then~ 0320
Matty @mattyhayward.com · 26/05/2026When a website has this graphic as its logo, you know it’s from the golden age 140
Matty @mattyhayward.com · 13/04/2026Electoral Commission registrar having to deal with yet another left party registration: 060
Matty @mattyhayward.com · 11/03/2026My time’s nearly over again but Sydney summer is always peak 🥰 3870
