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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 56m

GF is watching a tv show about Mormon women that as far as I can tell seems to be some sort of competition show to see who can have the gayest husband

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 3h

BOROMIR: Well, the halflings- *entire Council of Elrond gasps* BOROMIR: Oh, sorry. Hobbits? SAM: that’s OUR word! BOROMIR: Uh. Shire-Americans? *everyone nods*

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 3h

Time to bring back an old personal favorite from twitter

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 6h

Sebastian didn’t even want to watch that he just needed something that would distract Rona

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 19h

On Assholes: A Six-Part Qualitive Study Of A Bunch Of Whiny Bitches We Couldn’t Stand

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 20h

I think most people are kind, patient, or at the least decent, but the ones who are dicks/“Karens” are gonna stay that way. The additional training would just make them more accurate dicks

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 20h

I see this sentiment a lot and I’m sorry if I’m the one that’s breaking the news to everyone but some of the worst customers are the ones who say “I used to work here so I know.” Apologies to Jesus or Aesop or whoever but walking a mile in someone else’s shoes just makes most people hate those shoes

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 22h

I am, generally speaking, the friend that my friends need to apologize for before I meet their other, better friends, and yet I’ve successfully babysat their kids multiple occasions. Unless your kid is in an actual cult, if you’re not allowed to see your grandkids that’s a skill issue

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I see replacing Jeff Stoutland has had numerous benefits that no one could have predicted

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I don’t know what’s happening in this town but clearly there’s a lot going on

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He could’ve retired at halftime during a game and every one of his teammates and every Philly fan would’ve supported him and had nothing to say but “thank you”

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The next time we see Lane he’ll have lost 100 pounds and he’ll look like a Greek statue, like when we saw Joe Thomas do it. He’s had to fight to keep his weight up, but he’s still put his body on the line for however many seasons, fighting through injuries and all the bullshit

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I wouldn’t recommend full cringe “Free Dad Hugs/You Are Valid” but you can’t go wrong being an ally

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Never heard of this Christa Pike before, wondered what her story was

When Pike was 18 years old, she murdered her classmate, 19-year-old Colleen Slemmer, alongside her boyfriend, Tadaryl Shipp, and their friend Shadolla Peterson. The three friends reportedly lured Slemmer into the woods and proceeded to torture and kill her.

Shortly after bringing Slemmer to an isolated area in the woods, Pike and Shipp brutally attacked her. Shipp further said that he carved a pentagram into her body, according to The New York Times.

Investigators made the arrest after Pike had taken a piece of Slemmer’s skull and showed at least one person not involved in the crime.

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

how I felt when I learned the Colts starting WR is Laquon Treadwell. Yes, *that* Laquon Treadwell

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

you still think this is a free world when there’s a dang Cheeto in the White House ?

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Toy Story 5 answers a question about the Toy Story universe that I’ve had for a long time, which is what do the toys do when their kid is a nerd-ass loser

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The first half hour of every party or get-together was discussing the route everyone took to get there, and critiquing each other’s directions. Old people still do this out of habit, despite the fact that every time they ask me I just shrug and say “whatever GPS told me”

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tag yourselves, I’m #8. Probably in the right spot and doing the right thing but made to look like an asshole because of incompetent coworker who wandered into me

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is the suggestion here that the Boomers, the biggest pro-Trump, pro-MAGA, pro-misinformation age group, didn’t know that Nazis were bad? Or that the generation with the least physical connection to WWII memories, our current teenagers, are the ones in power? Cmon people. Don’t outsmart yourselves

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Keep reading takes about the loss of living memory of WWII and I just don’t think any of these freaks were sitting around waiting for Grandpa to kick it so they could finally praise Hitler in peace

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Being in a relationship means sometimes she’ll say “I’m trying to remember the cheese song that I wrote” with zero additional context and you’re not allowed to act like that’s an insane thing to say out loud

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

bsky.app/profile/rich... definitely my favorite

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ernest Scared Stupid. There’s a part where the monster attacks a kid who was in bed with the covers over their head. That’s the safe zone! I didn’t know you could get attacked when you’re doing that! Terrifying

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The Philadelphia Eagles, with 2 wins and 2 losses on the season, have literally never won a football game in their history

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Incredibly stupid play by the Raiders punt return team

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The “pretend to go for it and hope they jump offsides” play hasn’t worked for them since 2022 but they do it once a game anyway

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Darius Cooper makes a spectacular TD catch

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Saquon needs a bigger neckroll. I wanna see some Mike Alstott shit. Gimme that 90s LB shit

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Or: is it merely that the people dumb enough to believe everything they see on Facebook also dumb enough to believe whatever the computer repeatedly tells them when they ask

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Big issue when dealing with conspiracy theorists is for every wacko belief you can disprove to them, three more insane things pop up like a hydra; you get tired or stray into areas you don’t know about either. An inexhaustible source of instant and accurate answers to any discipline would be helpful

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So did we move on from the “aspirin causes autism” thing or are we trying a creative solution to the “the president’s obvious mental decline” thing

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

also the fact that they still haven’t realized how badly they’ve fucked up this whole time because they feel comfortable admitting it now 🤢

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“Woah hey hang on now, Indians are one of the Good Races. They’re different from the Other Races, but the GOP is treating them the same? Maybe they were wrong about the Other Races, too? I should write about this in a prestigious magazine”

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Stitch, you received several emails about this

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The definition of being pope is that you’re God’s mouthpiece, used to sway public opinion

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When Chip’s offense is working it is WORKING the problem is this only happens about 7 quarters per year

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is either not true, or true but lacking the context of one or both of the following: 1) the woman’s family was obnoxious as hell and causing a ruckus or not answering questions, or 2) September 11 was a Friday and the Amish only bathe on Saturdays. That family was RIPE

“At Hershey's ER, doctors gave her a chest X-Ray, but sent her home before reading it, the grandmother said.
"They wouldn't do anything for her. They didn't want her there," she said, (A Hershey spokesperson did not reply to a request for comment on Friday.)”

I call BS

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Agreed, if it sounds like everyone is saying the same thing it’s only because there isn’t any way to have an insightful or unique opinion when they’re being obtuse about the situation on purpose

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

LMAOOOOO RODGERS big time loser energy go back home to your wife, who doesn’t exist

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m a little disappointed but I think she did well considering Devens was unstoppable

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pal sent me the video, so....

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Donald Trump Announces Sweeping New Economic Policy In Latest Executive Order. Critics Say He Died Three Days Ago

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Younger coaches are grinding Madden, creating custom playbooks, simming game situations, tweaking play designs... Mike Tomlin built a bigass Minecraft city

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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My posts should be seen by everyone who understands what I’m saying and no one who doesn’t

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