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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Comedy truly is Canada’s greatest export. So many of my favorite comedians are from there, eh?
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Make it an interactive loading screen in another game. Cross it with Space Invaders or Missile Command gameplay. Your mission: blow those toasters out of the sky in 30 seconds or less.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The lack of flying toasters for modern devices is disappointing.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hm. 🤨
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Glad you’re OK, man. And you certainly got a heck of a story out of it.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Exactly.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
“Dune, what were you like in the 90s?”
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Unironically loved him in Robocop 2.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
But the people need to know if the limo driver from The Wedding Singer and the writer/star of Grandma’s Boy is in a God of War!!!
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Trying to take that king of bad takes crown from TL, are we?
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Only half hour? That barely counts as part 1 of a proper 10 part YouTube video essay.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Double Stuf Oreos Girl Scout Cookies Thin Mints Girl Scout Cookies Caramel deLites (fka Samoas) Pepperidge Farm Sausalito
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I did my part and used an Audible credit just in case @brockway.bsky.social tried to bring the entire audience down with him.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Temu somehow made the Temu version of a “Chirstmas” ad. Perfect. No notes.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Very good games that remind me a lot of Obra Dinn.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
There is a free demo so you can see if it’s your thing.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Or The Case of the Golden Idol (and its sequel). All great deduction games. store.steampowered.com/app/1677770/...
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Save 35% on The Case of the Golden Idol on Steam
A new kind of detective game that allows you to think and investigate freely. Discover clues surrounding 12 strange and gruesome deaths and build your own theory. Pick your suspect, deduce the motive,...
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Have you tried The Sceance of Blake Manor? store.steampowered.com/app/1395520/...
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Save 25% on The Séance of Blake Manor on Steam
The Séance of Blake Manor is a supernatural detective mystery, set in 1897 Ireland, where you investigate the disappearance of Evelyn Deane in a remote hotel full of secrets and other-worldly occurren...
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Would you say that you’ve watched it a plethora of times?
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Is it DUN3? That’s gotta be it, right?
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
This could be in a Heathcliff strip.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
TIL it’s actually “hear, hear” as in “hear ye, hear ye.”
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Here here. Well said, man.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Real “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here” energy.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Those toasters are in 4K and smoothly glide across my screen at 120Hz. A screensaver that uses 16gb of RAM.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I pretty much wrote this joke knowing @lecinenerd.bsky.social would be one of the few to appreciate the reference.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
It’s a Manning, Manning, Manning, Manning World
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Costco fave of mine.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The billboards now say he has collected over $1 billion for his clients. $2.1 million is chump change. Just learned he passed away a few years ago, and yet the billboards — and his legacy — live on.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
To all my SoCal peeps: So is Larry H Parker just immortal or…
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode 🙄: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
How the Grinch (Pup) Stole Our Hearts
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
80s high school kids were like “Just finished my algebra test. Time for a smoke break with my calculighter. Better set the alarm so I’m back by third period.” They also all had mustaches and looked like they were 38 (at least to kid version of me).
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I’d do this with a carb balance tortilla and it would be good as heck.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Yep! I noticed the same thing about the crowd for Rage. Huge reaction for Davey for sure. That show was awesome. When they came out of the lemon disco ball!?!?
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Hope you’re doing well, amigo.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
This is why I drink Guinness in the morning. It’s like they already added milk and sugar for me.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The amazing @lacquerware.bsky.social worked on this.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen. Michael Jackson (Jacksons Victory Tour) U2 (twice, Rage Against the Machine opened the first time, Black Eyes Peas the other) Anger Management Tour (Eminem, 50 Cent, many others) Jimmy Buffet (NYE 1999/2000) Taylor Swift (Eras tour)
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Came here to say the Goo Goo Dolls were similar in this regard.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Don’t forget Don Flamenco.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it. Sturgill Simpson - SOUND & FURY (2019)
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Good chance to dip into game pass for a month to check it out.
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Clerks and Mallrats beg to differ.
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Vidjagame Apocalypse @vgapocalypse.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
This week, we are taking a look at the best Pokémon spin-off games of all time, which may have gotten some of you listeners to try to catch ‘em all. After that, we talk Battlefield 6, Ball X Pit, the new ASUS ROG Xbox Ally X, and more! vidjagameapocalypse.libsyn.com/the-best-pok...
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
There’s always a lighthouse…
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mattycallen.bsky.social @mattycallen.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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