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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 2h

My Dad’s a lot like Bill Murray; he never replies to texts and doesn’t answer calls. You leave him a message, and if he deems it worthy, he’ll respond. He also threw me in a garbage can backstage at SNL once, but THAT’S where the similarities end.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Funny, a couple of weeks ago, @ericjedelstein.bsky.social was talking about giving up acting and taking a radio job in my hometown of Spokane, then today, @joeytainment.bsky.social reveals he almost quit comedy to take a news job in my current home of Post Falls.

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Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It was so fun chatting with Sprague and podcast legend @scottaukerman.bsky.social about comedy, Manos: The Hands of Fate and my new book We’ve Been Here The Whole Time! A Not So Sacred Guide to All Things Native America! Check it out on Scott Hasn’t Seen on @cbbworld.bsky.social !

A picture of comedians Joey Clift, Scott Auckerman and Shaun Diston all holding copies of the book We've Been Here The Whole Time! A Not So Sacred Guide to All Things Native America.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“What’re those shoes with the crinkly heel? Those look like fun.” -Old Man (me)

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If Jalen Brunson can host SNL, maybe there’s hope for us all.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Woke up this morning with a new joke in my head; Marie Kinda, a parody of Marie Kondo but she has three options. Does it spark joy: yes, no, or kinda. Everyone kept putting everything in the “kinda” pile.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There’s no greater joy in life than biting into a peanut butter M&M, and the entire peanut butter “nugget” falls cleanly out of the chocolate shell.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Your annual reminder that there is a GoFundMe campaign to build a statue of #AdamWest in his hometown of Walla Walla, Washington. www.adamweststatue.com

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Kinda crazy that in the 70’s Michael Crichton wrote a movie about an amusement park where the high-tech attractions went rogue and started killing everyone, then, just twenty years later, said “let’s run it back…”

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Joe Quinones @joequinones.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Every day is Batman day for me. Happy Batman Day!

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Someone needs to make a font based on the opening credits of Some Like It Hot.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You either die a Thor, or you live long enough to see yourself become the Mr. Freeze. #StuartFailsToSaveTheUniverse

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“You know who ELSE was a bit of a Rizzler? …Jesus.”

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oh great, #AEW is no longer included on my HBO plan. Guess I didn’t need to watch the best wrestling company anyways.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’ll be down in Walla Walla this Saturday to celebrate the one and only Bright Knight, #AdamWest, on what would be his 98th Birthday. It’s a celebration of the 60th anniversary of the #Batman66 TV show, honoring the life and legacy of the hometown hero! #AdamWestDay #BatmanDay #HalloweenXSpo

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

She’s an Emmy winner!!!

@katiedippold tweet:

TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

(Image of Katie in full babadook costume and makeup surrounded by people in casual clothes)

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Katie Dippold should have done the ultimate callback and come to the #Emmys dressed as the Babadook.

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Figure Collections (FC Toys) @figurecollections.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Dalton Wilcox and Jason Mantzoukas available now at FigureCollections.com! No pre-order, no wait- these are in stock now! Orders ship within 24 hours of purchase! @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Someone, I dunno who, but someone in the Hochuli family made A LOT of money on Kalshi today.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

How do I ALWAYS forget about Zac Efron in Firefly?!?

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It’s kinda crazy that the events of both Matinee and X:Men First Class take place at the exact same time.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Did the writers of Star Trek forget that Star Trek takes place in a universe where Casa Blanca is a real movie before they wrote a Casa Blanca episode of Star Trek?

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Someone needs to make a Sunset Boulevard prequel that’s all about Norma, Max and the Chimp driving around LA and solving mysteries.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Bela Lugosi didn’t play Dracula until he was 48 years old, so there’s still hope for you!

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sure, Mel Gibson was just being his normal pricky self mocking that ASL translator, but he did somehow manage to sign “Sugar Tits” PERFECTLY!

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Figure Collections (FC Toys) @figurecollections.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

JW STILLWATER IS BACK! Now at FigureCollections.com! Comedy Bang Bang’s JW Stillwater figure on a brand new CBB All-Stars blister card! Carding features a hand drawn illustration by the great Ron Dunn! Bundle with Fourvel or grab it solo bolo today! @cbbworld.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social

JW Stillwater CBB All-Stars Figure by FC

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

On my deathbed I’m going to look back on a life well-lived, but still be furious with myself for not telling #JohnMulaney how much I loved The Sack Lunch Bunch special.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

PRO-TIP: Go to High School with the wife of one of your favorite comedians, and you’ll get to hang out with your favorite comedians! HUGE thanks to Dan Mintz and John Mulaney for taking time to chat with us, and an especially HUGER thanks to Margie Mintz for making it all possible!

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Sure @mariners.com, go ahead and try to make another playoff run without Geno. See how far that gets you.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

All I’m saying is; Brand New Day would have made $3 Billion if Tyne Daly was still in charge of Damage Control.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sir Mix-A-Lot must have one of those Sinatra style contracts where he only has to do one take of each line.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I woke up at 2:30am and thought of an amazing joke: What’s this movie The Dog Stars? Is it a sequel to Best in Show? That’s the joke.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I think I’m now comfortable saying that Nirvanna the Band the Show is better than Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Things I wasn’t expecting to say in 2026: The TUBI appp isn’t working, and now I’ll NEVER get to finish Death to Smoochy!

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

One of my greatest joys in life is seeing people from local tv commercials in the wild.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Obsession was okay, but I was irritated how the “rules” of the wish changed throughout the movie.

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Matthew “Matty Breeze” Brazee @mattybreeze1984.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Don’t worry, he’ll be back in about 18 months.

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