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Prop B💀nes

@mattybones.bsky.social
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 5h
Turns out God might actually be real. Fuck this clown. www.nytimes.com/athletic/765...
nytimes.com
Dave Portnoy, Barstool Sports are off Fox’s ‘Big Noon Kickoff’: Sources (Gift Article)
Portnoy and fellow top Barstool personalities like Dan "Big Cat" Katz have been part of Fox's college football program since 2025.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 8h
Comments like this are the problem
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 8h
He remembered to film it because the only thought running through his IPA-addled brain was “i can’t wait to post this online.”
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 9h
I think the short version is he tried to go to an area he wasn’t ticketed for, the security person was doing their job and he tried to big dick them. Because - again - he’s a massive douche.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 9h
He’s just a real person! He’s misunderstood! A tortured artist one might say Christ almighty
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 9h
Wasting professionals‘ time by being hauled off in an ambulance for being a world class dipshit? And you film it? That makes you a dick
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 9h
I’m calling him a dick
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 9h
Don’t forget this beauty too. He’s an entitled asshole. bsky.app/profile/augg...
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 9h
The fact that he wasn’t forcibly committed to a rehab program when he stumbled into a stranger’s house and then posted about it the next day on social media thinking to himself “hehehe yeah this will do numbers” is proof nothing in this life matters.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 9h
Because you possess a sense of shame and decency. He should spend less time sippin’ brews and more time sippin’ some common fucking sense.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 9h
People like him are the reason I’ll be just fine to couch tour the rest of this band’s life.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 9h
Imagine being in your forties or whatever fucking age he is, getting completely obliterated beyond being able to help yourself, being taken to the fucking hospital - and your thought is “ha i better film this for some likes.” He’s proof money can’t buy everything.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 9h
Tell him to grow the fuck up and stop doing dumb shit. I can‘t believe that video he took of himself going to the hospital. The absolute peak of asshole behavior. Phish fans are irredeemable.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I may not be pretty but these sure are. Also Tottenham won a European trophy in this millennium before you. Oof.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You won the league and are still obsessing over Chelsea. Yikes. I'm sorry about the Champions League last year...
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Also they were missing Reece, Joao and Caicedo today. Relax.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ANOTHER hamstring injury?!
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It goes against my every value but here I am back on the site. Why? I am glad you asked. I need a pair of tickets to the 10/6 Richmond Phish show. If someone fulfills this I will join BlueSky again full time. That's exciting to someone out there...I think. Get at me.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just trying to see if anyone is still willing to throw a bone to Bones. Prospects are murky. Miss you man, hope all is well.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You god damn fucking Gooner. Congratulations. And fuck you. How I've missed you.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It goes against my every value but here I am back on the site. Why? I am glad you asked. I need a pair of tickets to the 10/6 Richmond Phish show. If someone fulfills this I will join BlueSky again full time. That's exciting to someone out there...I think. Get at me.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Some people now report seeing a guitar neck sticking out of the waters near DC - they’re calling it the Loch Ness Barber
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Bad news for that one person who’s still holding an NFT Brownie made - they’re about to get pressed into active duty.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
This is actually a really clever litmus test for filtering out anyone who’s ever read history from everyone else would gawk at that sign thinking they discovered a mistake.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
What the hell kind of society is going on the Midwest if this is the case?
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Every person at a protest holding a sign they can’t wait to show off
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Reminds me of a couple of my favorite soccer pictures
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
The liberal coastal states should employ the tactic of nullification when Trump tries to force his bullshit on them. I believe there is some historical precedent here...
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
If you’ve never seen the Ginger Baker documentary from 2012, i cannot recommend it enough. Made me respect his drumming talent on an entirely new level. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beware_...
en.wikipedia.org
Beware of Mr. Baker - Wikipedia
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Late year favorite has emerged for the crown of “Best Usage of the Phrase ‘Not an Onion article’”
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
It’s an absolute beast. And $27?! Come on
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Moreso indoors but it can def handle outdoor to a certain volume. Anker constantly delivers products that have greater value than their cost. I use their Bluetooth wireless over the ear “can” style headphones too
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Do yourself a favor and use Prime Day to buy this. I have had mine going on almost 10 years and it still kicks. About to buy another one. @terrence.bsky.social is a fellow Anker SoundCore user, he'll vouch. www.amazon.com/Anker-Soundc...
amazon.com
Anker Soundcore 2 Portable Bluetooth Speaker with Stereo Sound, Bluetooth 5, Bassup, IPX7 Waterproof, 24-Hour Playtime, Wireless Stereo Pairing, Speaker for Home, Outdoors, Travel
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
It’s shocking how much better Gemini is with images than ChatGPT. Same prompt and picture input gave this horror.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
My favorite part is when the cops are like “sounds like a you problem”
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This story is insane. Long read but well worth it. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
rollingstone.com
He Grew Obsessed With an AI Chatbot. Then He Vanished in the Ozarks
Jon Ganz committed a terrible crime in his youth, but he survived prison, fell in love, and started over. His new life unraveled in a way nobody could have predicted.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Now here is a man who respects the scientific method
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Truly an outstanding time we are currently living in
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Same energy
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
What’s more likely to get you doxxed and place your personal well being in danger? Shit talking Ťřųmp or shit talking Ťãýløř’s new album?
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
CHELSEAAAAAAA Last minute Liverpool special 😁
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
If AI generated influencers can cannibalize real life human influencer jobs, then I am no longer against the banning of Tik Tok. Put them out of work.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
You know who doesn’t sit outside and bark all day like it’s got the mental capacity of a single celled organism? Cats
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
You know who doesn’t sit outside and bark all day like it’s got the mental capacity of a single celled organism? Cats
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I second that. Crap.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Phish on sale day is actually “phish fan announcement day.” Everyone must think this is what their reading audience looks like
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This is what I texted last night: “I’m not sure there was another nail needed for Aqueous’ coffin, but we got one anyway.” It’s very frustrating seeing Mike, Dave and Evan doing random stuff around Buffalo like the steely Dan cover band. There’s no desire at all for even one more AQ show? Pain.
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