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Prop B💀nes

@mattybones.bsky.social
323 followers 197 following 658 posts

A proposition might fall kindly on your ear.

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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I may not be pretty but these sure are. Also Tottenham won a European trophy in this millennium before you. Oof.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ANOTHER hamstring injury?!
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Some people now report seeing a guitar neck sticking out of the waters near DC - they’re calling it the Loch Ness Barber
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Every person at a protest holding a sign they can’t wait to show off
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Reminds me of a couple of my favorite soccer pictures
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Late year favorite has emerged for the crown of “Best Usage of the Phrase ‘Not an Onion article’”
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
It’s shocking how much better Gemini is with images than ChatGPT. Same prompt and picture input gave this horror.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
My favorite part is when the cops are like “sounds like a you problem”
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Truly an outstanding time we are currently living in
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Same energy
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Phish on sale day is actually “phish fan announcement day.” Everyone must think this is what their reading audience looks like
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This is what I texted last night: “I’m not sure there was another nail needed for Aqueous’ coffin, but we got one anyway.” It’s very frustrating seeing Mike, Dave and Evan doing random stuff around Buffalo like the steely Dan cover band. There’s no desire at all for even one more AQ show? Pain.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Ambrose makes a Malibu Stacy reference around this timestamp and i just didn’t think there was a way to love this band more. But here they go making an oblique simpsons reference.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
“Hey! Hey, people! Sisters! Brothers and sisters! Brothers and sisters! C'mon now! That means everybody just cool out!” - Trey tonight, probably
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
That runaway Jim from last night made me do this. Jesus Christ
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Great reference
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
A 20 minute King Gizzard jam you say?
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Same energy
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
This child is proper Chels and gives me hope for the future @socobhampod.bsky.social @mattdaviesadams.bsky.social
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Fucking hell. I still think about the green chilis i had in New Mexico back in like 2013 that were roasted right in the side of the road. God damnit i want a green chili cheeseburger now.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Holy fuck what a shot to score that goal
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
You see what happens when you celebrate before you’re in the end zone?
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
How work has felt the last month
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Even the KGLW fans have the floor mafia’s number
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
King Gizzard is broadcasting the entirely of their three day festival for free on YouTube. Coolest band on earth and there is no close second.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
It couldn’t possibly be less work. Find a YouTube video, turn it into an mp3 at a reasonable bit rate, down it and upload to the app. Look:
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
GOOD. My state rocks.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Mickey rapping
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
A little bit of the end of The River with the orchestra
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
This meme i made is only for @terrence.bsky.social so if you don’t find it funny keep scrolling
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
There is no band walking the earth today cooler than king gizz
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Maybe this is more accurate
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I see the county I lived in has raised the taxes I have to pay to local schools.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Every time i see one of your posts. Your humor just hits different.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I truly sat there listening like this
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Knowing probabilities isn’t sexist. Does it exist in the scene? Yes Does it apply here? No It’s a lottery is it not? Having your number pulled every time is impossible. Thus her being up there nightly is patently ridiculous. I think I’m out of ways to make my point.
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Zero percent chance this is coincidence and not connected
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
These were the PTBM prices. TM would be more, but not by that much
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Correction, same tickets but tried to get cute by slightly dropping the price
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Prop B💀nes @mattybones.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Whoever she is, she deserves to be shamed. She just tried the same stunt with a different pair of tickets. She knows what she's doing and is going to keep doing it, because she knows eventually buyers will be asleep at the wheel and she can sneak through the cracks.
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