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Had to do this twice cos my phone so often insists on 'correcting' things wrongly without me noticing. This time it was that well-known book "Mobile Dick".

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 1h

Ruin a book by adding a word. Moby Dick Pic

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 12h

I think they block it if you keep posting dick pics.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 12h

Er... is shredded paper particularly threatening?

Parcel with "CAUTION! Shredded paper" written on it.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 13h

They've finally gone. At last I can do the washing up. Christ, that was stressing me out.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 15h

Guests have been here for about five hours. I wish they'd bugger off now.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 21h

Well this can only end well.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 21h

It's easy to mock Trump for this, but what you have to understand is this: compared to him, an inanimate computer programme which unthinkingly parrots back incorrect information IS super intelligent. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

independent.co.uk

Trump decrees anyone using ‘Artificial Intelligence’ is now ‘The Enemy!’

President’s latest outburst comes as his push to rebrand the emerging technology increasingly falls flat

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 22h

Thanks. Less young now...

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 23h

I still think it's debatable whether Ed Balls is a real person.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 23h

This is the best I can hope for at my age.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Woke to a message from a friend, sorry former friend, which read: "The icy hand of death lies heavy on your shoulder... happy birthday!"

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Rendered infertile by sadness.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Fallon pregnant, decides she really wants the child and is desperately happy with Grant. Harrison, finds out he's infertile and dies alone. #TheArchers

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Isn't Usha's area of expertise literally all law? #TheArchers

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If there's a punch up at my funeral, I'd like it known that it's what I would have wanted. #TheArchers

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I must have misheard that. I thought someone on #TheArchers suggested professional legal advise.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It wouldn't at all surprise me if Carol did it deliberately to cause chaos from beyond the grave. #TheArchers

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I was nearly born in Italy. Would have been more exotic than Liskeard.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

George Galloway: love him or hate him, you can't help but hate him.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

For me the top story about the Holborn and St Pancras by-election is that behatted, conspiracy theorist, cat bothering, weather denialist, bellend George Galloway got less than 2% of the votes. His humiliating loss gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It was the chair though. Did its four legs count? They were pictured. I don't remember now which side of the argument I was on, it would have been whichever benefited me.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I cannot imagine what it must be like to not even notice £6k. My bank text me every few days to bollock me for being poor. #TheArchers

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I hope they massively put up prices for the Archers to finance discounts for everyone else. #TheArchers

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Plus I'll get a curio badge now!

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yeah, I like Dara O'Briain but the two of them don't have the same chemistry.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I love Curious Cases, but preferred it when it was Rutherford and Fry.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You've reminded me of a massive family argument on a long journey. Passed a pub called The Traveller's Rest. The sign had a picture of a man sat on a chair. The fight over whether it counted as two or six lasted about three hours.

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My mum was a grandma at 38. At 59, she's not a great grandma yet, but you never know...

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Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I had two*, and there was a brief period when there were five generations of my family alive at the same time. *Well, obviously I had eight, but two I knew.

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