Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 5hI also wish so bad we could get OWK2 already. Not to mention Qimir and Osha’s Dark Side Sex Grotto. All of the fun EU gets cancelled before it can really take off. 110
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 5hPeople give it guff, but there is so much fun and entertaining stuff in BoBF. It’s an easy rewatch. Honestly the most jarring thing is the aside with RoboLuke and Mando. And MAN, the Temuera Morrison live stage interview was like experiencing a joyful cognitive break in real time. I want more. 120
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 5hThose days where you spend 30 minutes crafting the perfect response to a post, remember that you aren’t the main character of everyone’s life, and ultimately decide to play LEGO Batman. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Dammit Marvel. Once again you drop the ball.static.klipy.comMoon Knight & Khonshu: Cosmic Power UnleashedALT: Moon Knight & Khonshu: Cosmic Power Unleashed 120
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I thought this was a joke product when I first saw the ad being shared, but it’s real. A crossbody bag that looks like a gig bag for storing cats. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Josh Miller writing Ghostbusters may actually be perfect and I’d very much submit the Sonic movies as evidence. Humor, heart, character relationships, coherent stories, solid silly side characters, good climactic moments. And come on… Ben Schwartz could be a very fun paranormal researcher. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026See, this photo makes it look like they’re leather pants, but the actual footage has me thinking waxed denim. White dual-grommet belt, cape with a round center-fastened collar, standard ANh riding boots, and a long sleeve blue shirt. Easy enough to ID. But where did the jacket come from? 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was gonna draw a Halloweeny thing every day this month but then I got obsessed with trying to ID Biggs Darklighter’s deleted scene jacket. Still not there, but I think it might be lamb skin. The arm zipper throws me, and what is that badge? Also, are those brown waxed-denim pants? Very retro. 100
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Makes me think of how hard they tried to downplay the prequels when Disney took over. Always the wrong move based on the opinions of a few loud whiners. If GL operated like that, Star Wars would have never made it past the holiday special. 120
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Man, I’m curious about Digger, but Forgotten Island was really good and I want to see it again. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"We understand the everything-ruining machine ruins everything, but we promise to use the everything-ruining machine responsibly." -Everything-Ruining Machine Statements from companies actively using the Everything-Ruining Machine to ruin everything 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Guess this explains where all the field mice went. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There’s kind of a symmetry here. Small groups of creative people with a specific voice either die or retire. The art lives on but drifts and fizzles out. Weird-sounding character replacements emerge. Someone eventually has a good idea that is well received. The studio can’t figure out why. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I miss xeroxed party fliers that looked like the zodiac killer made them, invites of pixelated clip art and ugly borders, restaurant ads using Comic Sans and faded wet-looking food pics, engagement photos with that same faked soft-light glamor-shots effect… I miss bad art made in earnest. 001
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026All to say I think they are so hung up on getting a guaranteed return that the franchise is paralyzed. Whatever comes of Starfighter, it’s a miracle it got made. 010
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Let’s see… Rangers of the New Republic Droid Story Rey trilogy Rian trilogy Ben movie Taika movie Rogue Squadron KotOR remake Who even knows what animated stuff Probably Eclipse S2 of several things Lindelof movie Fiege movie? Jedi Trilogy Of course, I was bitter about Detours and 1313. 110
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Look, no matter how you feel about the people involved in the new Star Wars trilogy… come on… it’ll be different people by Celebration, and regardless of the end result, rage baiting influencers will make it impossible to talk about any of it. Being a fan of anything SUUUCKS right now. 121
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Spend three hours watching a movie I’ve already seen for shoehorned bonus content, or… two new animated films with good reviews or maybe a screening of Neverending Story? I don’t know, man. Stiff competition for Thanos this weekend as far as I’m concerned. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Was playing LEGO Batman and decided to watch a DC movie. I landed on Birds of Prey and… it’s still good! People slept on this. This movie is one of the better DC things, and like… it makes me want a bacon egg and cheese.static.klipy.comBirdofprey HarleyALT: Birdofprey Harley 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We have reached the “knock off live show” stage of K-Pop Demon Hunters. GOD I hope this happened for Ninja Turtles at some point. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I mean, do it in a dying mall. It could be like a Cyberpunk sort of thing. DJs, live neon art, EL Wire dance troupes, arcade games, a scavenger hunt where you interact with in-character actors, noodle stands. And here’s where it gets interesting. The bathroom? You wipe with metal seashells. 110
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Not sure how I feel about the yellow stripe accents. They come off as excessive. The elbows specifically feel like the sort of weird embellishment AI would add. I like the general look though. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I haven’t read many Star Trek comics but it is cool to see them making the things that studio paralysis has made unlikely in live action. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Man, that Street Fighter movie looks like a mess, but a mess that maybe understands what it is. I'm somewhere between cautious optimism and morbid curiosity. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026There is “I have a few pets” and then there’s “I am running a rescue from my townhouse that smells so strong you’ll have to practice fighting your gag reflex if you want a shot with me.” So… probably not my soul mate. But it DID make me think of a Simpsons clip, so… who loses here? 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m a MAN. Give me a Sumo orange. Get outta here with those “cuties.” 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A) that has been abundantly clear since at least 1977. B) it’s what I love about the guy, and it’s what I miss in Star Wars. All the best Star Wars has the loudest haters. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why does this arch keep getting dumber and MORE fascist? 022
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The new LEGO Batman is finally on the Switch 2 and here I am with analysis paralysis trying to decide on which edition of the game to get. GAH! And on this, Batman Day Eve. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Based on the current live action Lanterns, it seems like Guy, despite canonically just being the worst as a person, is actually maybe the most selfless GL? 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The GTA6 jokes in the new “South America” feel like low-hanging fruit, but they got me both times. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Imagine if every time this came up in Star Wars someone was like “OH! SO YOU DON’T THINK THE PEOPLE ON THE DEATH STAR HAVE A RIGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES?”static.klipy.comStar Wars: Death Star Destroys AlderaanALT: Star Wars: Death Star Destroys Alderaan 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Even the Transformers band has a stronger moral compass than Ed Sheeran, it seems. 031
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Holy cow Nintendo's electric Ocarinas went QUICK! 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Oh to be granted the power to revive the weirdest attempts at Covid-era streaming talk shows. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Gotta say, Halloween wasn’t permitted in my house for most of my youth (we DID go to “fall festivals though”), and even if it was we wouldn’t have had money for these things. However… It’s crazy how much cool ready-made stuff there is out there that pretty looks decent even un-modified. 001
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Oh, I for sure made a fair offer. In 97 my uncle died, my father ended up in prison, and school had me in a remedial reading class instead of honors because of a system error. But I remember cartoons, Star Wars: SE, MiB, my first “girlfriend.” Nostalgia paints over reality in funny ways. 010
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What? Pshh. You’re crazy. Anyway, there’s someone on Marketplace selling an EGB proton pack for $70 and I’m THINKING about it. 110
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026There’s a Korean show on Netflix called Take A Hike, where they take four semi-famous people who don’t hike and make them hike up incredible mountains. There is this question of “what’s this for?” and nobody has an answer, but the show is a good time. Koreans are better at reality tv. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Did not anticipate Wheel of Fortune announcer drama as a thing this year. What a weird stretch it has been for America. 010
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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Using an image, show an episode of Star Trek you've seen more than 10 times. I feel like the local UPN affiliate had a Qpid quota they had to fill, but tween Matt was here for it.static.klipy.comStar Trek TngALT: Star Trek Tng 010
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Man, if they had announced a Chrono Trigger remake today I think my heart might have exploded. 010
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Not a terrible Direct, but Level 5’s flirtation with AI makes me worry that the quality of their games is going to sharply dip. Seems to be the fate of all that AI touches. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You know, I don't hate some of the store bought costume options this year, even if the little plastic fans do make me worry about what's going to end up in our oceans when these are all eventually done getting cycled through second hand shops. 000
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026That LEGO bridge would have been a quarter of its price before LEGO discovered they could charge whatever they want for certain brands. 010
Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I miss when a phaser cost like $20 for a nice Art Asylum one at any mall toy store, and THAT was what seemed a little unreasonable. Now it’s like “here’s a $600 Captain Proton blaster that does nothing.” And people buy it? Come on, some cool merch for us middle class urchins. 110