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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 2h

Man, I’m curious about Digger, but Forgotten Island was really good and I want to see it again.

Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 13h

"We understand the everything-ruining machine ruins everything, but we promise to use the everything-ruining machine responsibly." -Everything-Ruining Machine Statements from companies actively using the Everything-Ruining Machine to ruin everything

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Guess this explains where all the field mice went.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There’s kind of a symmetry here. Small groups of creative people with a specific voice either die or retire. The art lives on but drifts and fizzles out. Weird-sounding character replacements emerge. Someone eventually has a good idea that is well received. The studio can’t figure out why.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I miss xeroxed party fliers that looked like the zodiac killer made them, invites of pixelated clip art and ugly borders, restaurant ads using Comic Sans and faded wet-looking food pics, engagement photos with that same faked soft-light glamor-shots effect… I miss bad art made in earnest.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Look, no matter how you feel about the people involved in the new Star Wars trilogy… come on… it’ll be different people by Celebration, and regardless of the end result, rage baiting influencers will make it impossible to talk about any of it. Being a fan of anything SUUUCKS right now.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Spend three hours watching a movie I’ve already seen for shoehorned bonus content, or… two new animated films with good reviews or maybe a screening of Neverending Story? I don’t know, man. Stiff competition for Thanos this weekend as far as I’m concerned.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Was playing LEGO Batman and decided to watch a DC movie. I landed on Birds of Prey and… it’s still good! People slept on this. This movie is one of the better DC things, and like… it makes me want a bacon egg and cheese.

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Birdofprey Harley

ALT: Birdofprey Harley

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We have reached the “knock off live show” stage of K-Pop Demon Hunters. GOD I hope this happened for Ninja Turtles at some point.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Not sure how I feel about the yellow stripe accents. They come off as excessive. The elbows specifically feel like the sort of weird embellishment AI would add. I like the general look though.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I haven’t read many Star Trek comics but it is cool to see them making the things that studio paralysis has made unlikely in live action.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Man, that Street Fighter movie looks like a mess, but a mess that maybe understands what it is. I'm somewhere between cautious optimism and morbid curiosity.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There is “I have a few pets” and then there’s “I am running a rescue from my townhouse that smells so strong you’ll have to practice fighting your gag reflex if you want a shot with me.” So… probably not my soul mate. But it DID make me think of a Simpsons clip, so… who loses here?

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m a MAN. Give me a Sumo orange. Get outta here with those “cuties.”

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A) that has been abundantly clear since at least 1977. B) it’s what I love about the guy, and it’s what I miss in Star Wars. All the best Star Wars has the loudest haters.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why does this arch keep getting dumber and MORE fascist?

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The new LEGO Batman is finally on the Switch 2 and here I am with analysis paralysis trying to decide on which edition of the game to get. GAH! And on this, Batman Day Eve.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Based on the current live action Lanterns, it seems like Guy, despite canonically just being the worst as a person, is actually maybe the most selfless GL?

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The GTA6 jokes in the new “South America” feel like low-hanging fruit, but they got me both times.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Imagine if every time this came up in Star Wars someone was like “OH! SO YOU DON’T THINK THE PEOPLE ON THE DEATH STAR HAVE A RIGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES?”

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Star Wars: Death Star Destroys Alderaan

ALT: Star Wars: Death Star Destroys Alderaan

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Even the Transformers band has a stronger moral compass than Ed Sheeran, it seems.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Holy cow Nintendo's electric Ocarinas went QUICK!

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Oh to be granted the power to revive the weirdest attempts at Covid-era streaming talk shows.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Gotta say, Halloween wasn’t permitted in my house for most of my youth (we DID go to “fall festivals though”), and even if it was we wouldn’t have had money for these things. However… It’s crazy how much cool ready-made stuff there is out there that pretty looks decent even un-modified.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

There’s a Korean show on Netflix called Take A Hike, where they take four semi-famous people who don’t hike and make them hike up incredible mountains. There is this question of “what’s this for?” and nobody has an answer, but the show is a good time. Koreans are better at reality tv.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Did not anticipate Wheel of Fortune announcer drama as a thing this year. What a weird stretch it has been for America.

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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Reposting this because

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Using an image, show an episode of Star Trek you've seen more than 10 times. I feel like the local UPN affiliate had a Qpid quota they had to fill, but tween Matt was here for it.

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Star Trek Tng

ALT: Star Trek Tng

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Not a terrible Direct, but Level 5’s flirtation with AI makes me worry that the quality of their games is going to sharply dip. Seems to be the fate of all that AI touches.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You know, I don't hate some of the store bought costume options this year, even if the little plastic fans do make me worry about what's going to end up in our oceans when these are all eventually done getting cycled through second hand shops.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I miss when a phaser cost like $20 for a nice Art Asylum one at any mall toy store, and THAT was what seemed a little unreasonable. Now it’s like “here’s a $600 Captain Proton blaster that does nothing.” And people buy it? Come on, some cool merch for us middle class urchins.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Link gets a fairy from the Big Brothers program

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’ll never happen, but I want a Linkle cameo in the new game.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“Zelda Edition Switch 2” Eh, I have a Switch 2. “Plastic ocarina” I’M LISTENING!

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My opinions on how great I think the new Ocarina of Time looks should be taken with the knowledge that I also think the new StarFox looks great. So there.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The next time government socials troll you by coopting pop culture it doesn't understand, go look up stripped environment protections, how many people are missing from immigrant internment camps, WHY we're at war with Iran, or just google "Epstein files." You are being distracted from A LOT.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

ZELDA DIRECT Kid Link looks like the little girl from Logan Lucky.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Getting sick on a four day weekend is like a cosmic joke.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m stuck in an HR training meeting for some new software and the amount of corporate language used by the implementation team is putting me to sleep. So much nothing being said with so many words… 🛌

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

To be clear, if your system has you living in a tiny house where all of your grandparents sleep in the same bed in the living room, accepting money from a shady gentleman for an piece of experimental candy from a deadly factory is the least you can do for your family.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I had this friend John in school who, whether it was a book report, speech assignment, history project, graphic arts final, etc. he'd give a speech about Tupac being alive. I 'wanted' aliens to be real. John NEEDED Tupac to be alive. Never knew why. Maybe he didn't either. Been thinking about him.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I would have gone with the Wrong Trousers, but this is also very good.

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Arkangel Wulf @arkangelwulf.com · 31/08/2026

I’m 7 followers away from 200. Help me get there with a repost, pretty please! I draw silly cartoons and make tabletop roleplaying games, if you’re into that kind of stuff.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

We did it! Now to make it a financial success and move on to other WB tax write offs.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 30,1947

P1- ITS SATURDAY AFTERNOON AND NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE SITTING ON THE COUCH LISTENING TO THE RADIO
RADIO ANNOUNCER: TO AVOID COLDS, I WOULD ADVISE ALL GIRLS TO WEAR A BANDANA ON THE HEAD

P2- NANCY GETS UP FROM THE COUCH
NANCY: SOUNDS SILLY BUT I’LL TRY IT
NANCY LEAVES THE LIVING ROOM

P3- SLUGGO IS SO SURPRISED HIS HAT FLIES STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR

P4- SLUGGO TELLS NANCY: HEY --- HE SAID BANDANA
NANCY: OH
NANCY HAS COME BACK IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH A BANANA ON TOP OF HER HEAD

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

A box arrived today with something I’ve wanted for years that I neglected buying while it was still being made, and I got it from someone who was just trying to get rid of stuff, so the price was crazy good. Now I just need blue coveralls and a pattern for one of those uber boxy away jackets.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Coyote vs. Acme is like if you set a modern day legal drama in the world of Roger Rabbit. They landed the plane! I liked it a lot. Eric Bauza needs some kind of award for service to cartoons or something.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I've been stuck in meetings all week due to a software change in the office, and the amount of overcomplicated corporate language and pointless AI-generated filler text I've had to sift through for simple things that could be explained with a screenshot is maddening.

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Matt the Human @mattthehuman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If LEGO really wanted to, they could make absolute bank just selling different styles of cats. I once had a striped brown meatball with white feet who escaped and returned TWO YEARS LATER with tom cat jowls and missing half a tail and part of an ear. Acted like he never left. That could be a set.

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