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Matty Stratton (historical)

@mattstratton.bsky.social
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Matty’s alt for old tweets and stuff Find my actual account at @matty.wtf

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Flexing on AI in this t-shirt from @LastWeekinAWS ! Get yours at store.lastweekinaws.com Proceeds benefit 826 National 826national.org
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Update: I did the workout
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Welcome to my home gym/home improvement supply
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
So many deadlifts today
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
My shoulders are on 🔥
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Workout done! 💪
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
It bothered me in my very soul to load these plates this way but I also didn’t want to take everything off to add the additional 5# for just one set 😂
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Time for The Jesus and Mary Chain and Psychedelic Furs!
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
See?
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Hello. It was deadlift day.
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Cody the spotter (Don’t worry - he’s shorter than the safeties) (Also my form is sloppy here sorry)
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Bench day! (Cody is helping)
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
I feel like this could be a slide in a kubecon talk
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Moved some heavy circles today to try to ward off anxiety and stress. It sorta worked.
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
I… I just can’t.
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Kiddo is off to his first Homecoming!
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
*cry-laughs in “lives in Chicago and works with a lot of Europeans”*
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Yeah twitter is working just fine
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
We’re not even supposed to be here today #RiotFestSucks
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
The challenge is to choose 20 films that greatly influenced you. One film per day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews. Just posters/stills. 1/20 State and Main
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
The most unhinged sentence I’ve read today: “Pasteurization is actual malicious sorcery”
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
My spotters today
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Progressive overload is the way
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
There is nothing that makes me laugh as hard as MST3K. Randomly was watching some last night with @StefGregoles and literally choking with laughter. I had the same reaction with MST3K the Movie 20+ years ago. Also? I laugh so much harder when watching with another person
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
Inside you are two wolves
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
Boop.
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
Workout for the day completed.
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
A wild @jpaulreed appear(ed)
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
I call this my “I just deadlifted my bodyweight for one rep” face 🌯
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Olympic closing ceremonies rn
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
He sounds good and has the look too!
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
This Jimmy Eat World / Smashing Pumpkins tribute band might be the closest @StefGregoles and I get to Riot Fest this year
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Why yes, I now have a purple bar to match my power rack
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Some new additions to the garage gym decor
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
Took this just for @AlyssaM_InfoSec
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
What are your thoughts on this @FTisiot
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
My son is going to join the high school golf team this year. He’s never played, so we are spending the morning at Top Golf :) (He’s going to have a lesson next week and we will go shoot a few rounds too of course)
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
I feel so seen.
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
At least my hair is 🔥
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Internet is still out which of course means I can’t do my workout because the HomePod in my gym won’t work right now 😂
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
Better view!
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
Assembled! Better photo coming in a bit.
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Deadpool & Wolverine was super fun. Highly recommend.
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
Deadpool & Wolverine LFG
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
Added some new rubber flooring/mats! Power rack arrives this week!
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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
Apparently posting this got him kicked off twitter so free speech is going great
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