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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Flexing on AI in this t-shirt from @LastWeekinAWS ! Get yours at store.lastweekinaws.com Proceeds benefit 826 National 826national.org

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

Note: the fact that my profile says “No, my name’s Clarence” does not mean that’s my name. It simply means that Paul’s Boutique is a banger of a record.

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 19/10/2024

What happens if you take your preworkout but then don’t do the workout

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

Hiring advice: Don’t take hiring advice from someone who talks about the “alpha” of candidates

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 16/10/2024

Welcome to my home gym/home improvement supply

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

I’m going to start streaming my work as I get myself going looking for my next opportunity… give me a follow on Twitch to tune in! twitch.tv/themattstratton Today I’ll be working on updating my personal website!

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 14/10/2024

It bothered me in my very soul to load these plates this way but I also didn’t want to take everything off to add the additional 5# for just one set 😂

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 14/10/2024

Time for The Jesus and Mary Chain and Psychedelic Furs!

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

Watched the first episode of Kaos. This show is rad. So of course I read that it’s not been renewed. *cries in Firefly fan*

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

I stg i feel like I’m running a flop house for three teenagers And also I’m apparently Uber for in-demand rides

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

Just saw a job posting for a developer advocate at a startup with “MS or PhD in computer science” Have fun with that.

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

Can we all just agree that all computers are terrible and move on? We all know that user interfaces peaked with BeOS and have gone downhill since.

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

Thank you so much to everyone who has reached out to me with support and concern since my announcement. I really appreciate all of you, even if all I can muster is a 💜 reply (mostly because I’m overwhelmed, but also because I’m getting my thoughts together!) Thank you all 🥰

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

You know how they made “Garfield Without Garfield”? Can someone do that like, “Jimmy Fallon’s Funny Guests Without Fucking Jimmy Fallon”?

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 08/10/2024

And…now my car won’t start. So getting it towed to the service department. Awesome. $$$$

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 08/10/2024

Sad to share that as of today, I have been laid off & will be leaving my great team at Aiven. It's been a privilege to lead that group & I'll miss them all. I am actively looking for my next role! I'll share more next week after a think about what I want to do next.

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

Moved some heavy circles today to try to ward off anxiety and stress. It sorta worked.

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

HE SAID IT! yes! Good job, Walz! It took a long time in this debate to bring up “why ain’t Pence on this stage?”

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

Vance literally not able to say that Trump lost the election.

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

“The Harris/Biden administration” wut

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

The fact that they keep coming after Harris for “she should have done all these things already” just goes back to the “we are still just doing the same talk track we had planned for Biden”

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

Did you know Vance has three beautiful little kids? You might not know that. He has three kids. Here are their ages. He has three kids.

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

WHY DO THEY KEEP ACTING LIKE THE VP CAN “ENACT” ANYTHING? I implore them to watch Veep 😂

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

Just so we’re all clear, the part when they cut his mic because he was talking over his time is how all the MAGA are going to say it’s “three against one” and it’s so unfair that he wasn’t allowed to just rant how he wanted

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

“Thank you for explaining the legal process”

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

It’s always “here’s what Trump really meant” well why didn’t he say it then, Couchie McCouchbang?

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

the notifications tab here is so broken. it's definitely not showing me my mentions, just replies and likes, etc. Great.

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 30/09/2024

It’s been an anxiety day (and evening) so I’m going to go to bed now.

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

Cache Hit Ratio is an underrated potential band name

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

Two unrelated but equally accurate observations I’ve heard in the last 24 hours - “Nick Bottom is Shakespeare’s Michael Scott” - “The Pixies were a 90s band in the 80s”

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 26/09/2024

I wish twitter DMs had a “delete all spam now” button like Gmail does

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 25/09/2024

*cry-laughs in “lives in Chicago and works with a lot of Europeans”*

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 25/09/2024

Good news department! (CW blood sugar) I just got my results of my latest panel and for the first time in YEARS my a1c and glucose are in the “green” levels!

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

A little tour of my home gym setup! Trying to figure out a few adjustments; would love your ideas and opinions! youtu.be/DIOP3AwjdUU?si=_OvLCEMR8Rb…

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 16/09/2024

So @StefGregoles and I made a last minute decision to not totally skip Riot Fest this year and we will be going on Friday! Of course the four bands I actually want to see are all playing at the same time #RiotFestSucks

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 16/09/2024

@celeste_horgan: “Rest assured, Matty, you are the most Gen X person I think I've ever met” Me: “@Dixie3Flatline says that about me too, but it's not complimentary”

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Matty Stratton (historical) @mattstratton.bsky.social · 14/09/2024

Second round of Sophia’s junior high softball regionals are about to start. We are 5th seed playing the 1st seed 😮 🥎

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