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MattisticStatistic

@mattstat7160.bsky.social
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Synth Shark who likes Turf War. The #2 Shiver fan that mains VRoller. Splatuber. ( www.youtube.com/channel/UCdKEhgWmCj… ) Ask me stuff (mattisticstatistic.straw.page) PFP: rockstaroptics Banner: @Raitasukka

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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
look imma be so fr im begging for Splatoon 4 because I don't want to put up with S3 anymore i already barely play it due to screen
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
so cool
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Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Discord lied. they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company. “facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
had me in the first half ngl
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
what flavor is it
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✨Jam/Jenna @jammycracker.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
“Cece!” “Viché” ……… “And Bench Man!!!” #splatoon #splatoon3 #deepcut #animalcrossing #acnh
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
i miss kdynamo, the replacement is just depressing
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
what did they do to my boy I'm so upset
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Kuzi @kuzikaima2.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
No, I don't "write down my OC's lore" I sit there and think of it all in thirty minutes in my head, and if i forget a single part, it's SCRAPPED.
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
reefucks reefucks hard
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Was kinda worried about that Expecting a nerf soon, there's a valid reason it got hit between S1 and S2
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Splatoon but everything you do plays the Johnny Test whip crack
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
the counter to aura a shower
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
pat pat ...now play raiders-
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
fight the creepypasta creature throw it into a boiling pot of water turn it into creepy pasta consume it spit it out stamp on it laugh at it sweep it up throw it in a bin kick the bin light the bin on fire laugh again then go sleep peacefully
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Small animal learns to draw, incredible @creatureling.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
dwagon
an anthro dragon heavily based on the caterpillar of the two-tailed pasha moth. it is green, with red and yellow markings, no eyes, and a hidden mouth.
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
also the spawn in the air thing just screws people more often than not since you have literally nowhere that is safe we wouldn't have so many spawncamping clips where you literally can't do anything if this mechanic didn't exist also means jumping back to spawn can STILL get you killed in rare cases
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
11.0 easily b/c hitboxes are literally part of the fundamentals for how PVP works, hp bar shows teammates HP and aura will inevitably lead to even more frustrating snowball matches Granted this is coming from someone who never bothers with the squid roll mechanic because it feels so clunky to use
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
sonic CD's JP music is just like this, they got super wacky and weird back then ...one could even say they got a little glooby
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
simplest version is just exchange full special for cooler at mid of mako
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
honestly even taking out the comp/casual thing, I hate these devs i can't even play the game because of screen and yet they're STILL fucking me over with doing slider changes instead (and it's not even one that makes slider better to use, it's just one that makes it less annoying in ONE MODE)
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
i think it caters to comp way too much in comparison to casual like why the fuck do we have three ranked queues (sometimes 4, challenges do this shit too) with 4 different gamemodes and still only one true casual queue with a singular gamemode??? and that's really just the tip of it
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
"how about improving to not be snowballed" when I'm watching my team feed the other team's flow yeah you can't win them all but you sure as hell can reduce the amount of matches that just suck ass to play, and reducing the hostility towards casual players is part of that this isn't a good change.
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
the lobby literally has test dummies for you to shoot whilst queuing up this is such an unnecessary addition
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
im a roller main first and foremost and I'm sick of playing aggressively how the hell did they even do that
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
what do casual players do when the maps force players to fight constantly? feed, because most aren't as mechanically skilled as comp. and what does the new mechanic do? buff you for killing enemies repeatedly. so, when we add those concepts together, what do we get? a game hostile towards casuals.
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Mjmannella @mjmannella.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Splatoon Devs: “we don’t wanna players snowball” Also Splatoon Devs: “here’s a new feature that lets you snowball”
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
these are the devs
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a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and holding a gun and says fight fight fight .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair and holding a gun and says fight fight fight .
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
from what I've experienced, they've been slowly alienating the casual side more and more every time they update s3 and I'm quite sick of it im ngl
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
no vroller 3rd kit I actually hate it here
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
what's even the point of it anymore it used to be zones cheese the special but now it's being reduced to nothing just remove the endlag it's not that hard
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I don't like mechanics that create more snowball matches. If that makes me annoying, I don't care.
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
station square is still around? ... Can we PLEASE have a map of Sonic's world because what the fuck do you mean Bingo Highway, Station Square, Spagonia, Westopolis AND Green Hill Zone are all in the same world!?
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
for the love of god please let this become a fact
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
my undertale/deltarune brainrot made me look at this and go 'sans > sex? what'
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
they're both ass only one was funny bad and the other was just painfully boring
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
it's the worst thing ever because a lot of the maps just suck tbh s1 and s2 was where it was pretty okay
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
i am never gonna get over the fact they released a perfect aerospray kit that promoted thinking and positioning, only to follow it up with booyah bomb spam: the gun and then at the end of the game's lifespan, they released a version that spams the ableist special just... awesome. :|
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Rydrako @rydrako.itch.io · 05/02/2025
I made myself a pokemon mystery dungeon character! #haxorus #pmd #pokemonmysterydungeon #pokemonart
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
singlehandedly one of the biggest contributions to why I quit S3 what the hell were the devs thinking
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
so i got Kirby Air Riders and let me just say first and foremost that this is not a $70 game it's alright, but it's not like DK bananza quality or anything
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Taplaos @taplaos.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
🦕❄️🧊🎄
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Nintendo Life @nintendolife.com · 11/12/2025
Limited Run Games Is Bringing NES 'Jaws' To Switch In "Massively Expanded" Form.
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Limited Run Games Is Bringing NES 'Jaws' To Switch In "Massively Expanded" Form
You're gonna have a bigger backlog
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
the bunny was put above the shark guh
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Christmas commercial for Infinitum (recycling company, Norway). Animation : Brikk & Dept studios. Inspiration : Don Bluth. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twI...
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Alphine 🏳️‍⚧️ @alphineagnitio.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Genuinly who gives a shit I'd generally rather people feel empowered to share their perspective even if its not 100% accurate then downplaying it and acting like its not useful bc you personally don't see value in it
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Kirbnation⭐️ @kirbnation1.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Welcome to Wari- I mean Shiver World! #Splatoon #DeepCut #Splatoonart
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MattisticStatistic @mattstat7160.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
y'know Hatsune Miku and Deep Cut could totally have a collab like. they both do the same kind of concerts right
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