not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Walking through town and seeing all the couples enjoying the food markets and wishing I had a beautiful wife who I was totally in love with, maybe two 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 25/06/2025If they had the awareness to notice it they’d feel like shit 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 25/06/2025My number one skill is that I adopt an impressively passive aggressive gait when stuck behind people with zero spatial awareness 100
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I’ve got all jersey cotton everything for my bed, it’s so heavy and cosy, don’t think I’ll ever be able to go back to anything else 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I like to think it was willpower but the actual deciding factor was that I didn’t bump into anyone I know, which is typically the catalyst for turning a couple quiet ones into staying until closing time 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Successfully extricated myself from the pub at 8pm after limiting myself to two mid-strength beers. My misguided attempt to conquer my blatant alcoholism before the age of 30 while still drinking beers is going swimmingly 100
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 17/06/2025No wonder my loaves of bread are always so lethargic and depressed, I don’t have the infrastructure to accomodate their playful nature 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Desperately googling how to keep my black button up shirts from fading, I don’t even know who I am anymore 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 16/06/2025He also did a very racist impression of a woman who dared to ask him a question that it straight up is his job to answer 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 16/06/2025He just told me on the way out that he “had his first Aboriginal call” today and that “there’s a mob of them and they’re all like ‘gimme gimme gimme’” so yeah I hate that guy now 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Real, a proper old money person who doesn’t know how the world works 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Haven’t paid to get my hair cut in like 9 years, and I want to, but I’m scared they won’t know what I want and I’ll end up with something dangerously close to the bowl cut mullet thing the youth are sporting these days 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Saw my old soccer coach who I hated and he’s a frail old man now, so that was cool 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Just tried looking at the top left hand corner of the book I’m reading to check the time. Pure brain rot 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Just found out an old employer from over a year ago underpaid me by $600, which I discovered by them paying me $600 and saying “oops our bad 🤭” so that was good 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Work drinks recruitment update – still just me and one other guy. Next week though, we’re going to double it. I can feel it 020
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Shout out to the kind card merchant who, when I told him I was looking for the cheapest pack of Yugioh cards so I could use one as a bookmark, gave me a pack for free 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Thought I heard a shit band playing at a bar I just walked past but turns out it was a recording coming from a speaker 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I won her over with a recurring joke about how I believe the CEO’s extremely frequent organisation-wide newsletters are personal emails to me, and that I’ve deluded myself into thinking we’re close friends 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 02/06/2025I’m now 0/2 for my ex’s friends nodding back when we make eye contact in public. Might reconsider nodding once I hit 0/5 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I turned 29.5 on Wednesday, after work beers may actually be what life is about 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Unfortunately the non-normals at work aren’t the kind you’d remotely consider being in a polycule with. Lovely people though 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 30/05/2025We’ve discussed plans to recruit at least the third and fourth most normal people for next week, if not more 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Me and the other most normal guy in my team have gone to the pub for drinks on a Friday after work. Not entirely sure what a Saturn return is but I think this is my purpose 220
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Could be a tapeworm that’s a fussy eater? Ask what it likes 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Had to go buy smaller work shirts for the second time since starting my job bc I accidentally keep getting leaner and hotter and richer 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Making eye contact with a toilet 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 27/05/2025New work trainer doesn’t laugh at my jokes and it’s affecting my ability to learn 011
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I thought the horrible thoughts I had all day yesterday were what would scare me into never drinking again but it’s actually this comment and the idea of experiencing it for weeks. Thank you ☺️🙏 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 20/05/2025After having spent 2017-2024 addicted to twitter I think this was my favourite tweet 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I’m new to it and mostly still having fun but yeah, already looking at opportunities to get out before I do get sick of it 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Just wanting it to be known that I’m an angel and I make the world a better place 020
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Complimented a coworker on how well he keeps clients aware of our processes as they’re happening so they don’t feel lost. Hour later at the end of our shift he came and thanked me because apparently in his 15 years of customer service experience no one at work has ever complimented him 220
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Was sitting there again tonight and I was joined by a stranger who very unexpectedly recommended a new Xzibit song. But I don’t think Lachlan was Satan, Death and/or God, I think he was just a loyal Xzibit fan 020
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Embarrassingly had to call in sick from work due to flu vaccine side effects 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Well make sure you save any real big breakdown plans for R U OK? Day, make it the biggest bang September 11th has ever seen 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 15/05/2025nvm he said he saw me holding back tears and that true bravery would’ve been to cry openly in front of my fellow man 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Guy who just did my flu vaccination asked if I’m allergic to egg so I’m thinking they might be bringing me a cake for being brave, will post pics 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Missed out on primary school dux for the same shit, it’s fucked up. That big Macquarie dictionary they gave the other kid should’ve been mine 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 13/05/2025There are two guys at work who look like this and they hang out together in the break room 020
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I’m assuming this was meant to be a reply to me, to which I say that if someone said “I need a long black to get me going in the morning” that’d be a very normal thing to say here 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Sounds close enough to an iced long black for me to say yes 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 09/05/2025This is tafe not work btw, I would never experience anxiety over presenting this to clients 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 09/05/2025THEY need training from this guy 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Our trainers said that instead of this we should confidently sound like a seasoned veteran as we “just pop you on a quick hold while I look into that for you” and then take as much time as we need to freak out and regather 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Legit 40 minutes ago I took this picture bc I was going to post about the time I walked in on a woman who forgot to lock the door and her futile attempt to reach over and block the door. It was heartbreaking to witness tbh 110
