not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Walking through town and seeing all the couples enjoying the food markets and wishing I had a beautiful wife who I was totally in love with, maybe two 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 25/06/2025My number one skill is that I adopt an impressively passive aggressive gait when stuck behind people with zero spatial awareness 100
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Successfully extricated myself from the pub at 8pm after limiting myself to two mid-strength beers. My misguided attempt to conquer my blatant alcoholism before the age of 30 while still drinking beers is going swimmingly 100
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Desperately googling how to keep my black button up shirts from fading, I don’t even know who I am anymore 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 16/06/2025He just told me on the way out that he “had his first Aboriginal call” today and that “there’s a mob of them and they’re all like ‘gimme gimme gimme’” so yeah I hate that guy now 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Haven’t paid to get my hair cut in like 9 years, and I want to, but I’m scared they won’t know what I want and I’ll end up with something dangerously close to the bowl cut mullet thing the youth are sporting these days 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Saw my old soccer coach who I hated and he’s a frail old man now, so that was cool 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Just tried looking at the top left hand corner of the book I’m reading to check the time. Pure brain rot 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Just found out an old employer from over a year ago underpaid me by $600, which I discovered by them paying me $600 and saying “oops our bad 🤭” so that was good 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Work drinks recruitment update – still just me and one other guy. Next week though, we’re going to double it. I can feel it 020
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Shout out to the kind card merchant who, when I told him I was looking for the cheapest pack of Yugioh cards so I could use one as a bookmark, gave me a pack for free 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Thought I heard a shit band playing at a bar I just walked past but turns out it was a recording coming from a speaker 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I won her over with a recurring joke about how I believe the CEO’s extremely frequent organisation-wide newsletters are personal emails to me, and that I’ve deluded myself into thinking we’re close friends 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 02/06/2025I’m now 0/2 for my ex’s friends nodding back when we make eye contact in public. Might reconsider nodding once I hit 0/5 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Me and the other most normal guy in my team have gone to the pub for drinks on a Friday after work. Not entirely sure what a Saturn return is but I think this is my purpose 220
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Had to go buy smaller work shirts for the second time since starting my job bc I accidentally keep getting leaner and hotter and richer 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Making eye contact with a toilet 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 27/05/2025New work trainer doesn’t laugh at my jokes and it’s affecting my ability to learn 011
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 20/05/2025After having spent 2017-2024 addicted to twitter I think this was my favourite tweet 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Complimented a coworker on how well he keeps clients aware of our processes as they’re happening so they don’t feel lost. Hour later at the end of our shift he came and thanked me because apparently in his 15 years of customer service experience no one at work has ever complimented him 220
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Was sitting there again tonight and I was joined by a stranger who very unexpectedly recommended a new Xzibit song. But I don’t think Lachlan was Satan, Death and/or God, I think he was just a loyal Xzibit fan 020
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Embarrassingly had to call in sick from work due to flu vaccine side effects 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Guy who just did my flu vaccination asked if I’m allergic to egg so I’m thinking they might be bringing me a cake for being brave, will post pics 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 13/05/2025There are two guys at work who look like this and they hang out together in the break room 020
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 06/05/2025After my TAFE teacher tried to name him Greg I realised I needed to come up with a name for the face I draw before Greg stuck, so it's Hurb 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Anyone know if carrying this around for an hour before cooking it will kill me 120
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Graphic design is my passion (Started as me experimenting solely with pixelating text up the top and it spiralled into a website) 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Rebounding after my breakup by entering a relationship with the little Spotify video thing that plays when you listen to Better Off Alone. It’s nothing serious but we’re having fun and I’m excited to see where it goes 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Having beautiful community-minded thoughts such as a fortnightly budget to withdraw in coins from the bank to give to buskers 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Was sitting at the point earlier with a bunch on my mind and I really wish chance encounters with mysterious but wise and insightful strangers who some readers interpret as being Satan, Death and/or God was a real thing and not just from fiction 020
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I actually met with and spoke to this dog at my local polling place today. Really down to earth but firm on his values, won my vote 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I think my ear canals are different sizes, I’m hideous 220
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I value my vote, which is why I’m putting the nameless faceless candidate who has chosen a picture of a dog as the number one choice to represent me in parliament 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 30/04/2025After blocking and reporting as spam three times I think I just need a new phone number 210
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Playing Yugioh on my 2DS to signal that I’m Not Like The Other Commuters 040
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I think one of my coworkers is the most annoying person I’ve ever met. I would bear false witness against him in a court of law without hesitation 120
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Manager complimented my decision to wear pants today, I am climbing the corporate ladder 210
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Very intriguing cloud at the footy in Canberra. Hopefully the impending cataclysmic event doesn’t affect my Sportsbet same game multi 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 23/04/2025For all my dogs that stayed down, we up again 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Dramatic post-breakup phone case makeover 120
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 19/04/2025instagram decided that one of my old drawings was AI generated and put a label on it that I can’t remove or even challenge. I’m mostly just flattered that the AI that puts AI labels on things wanted to claim this as one of its own 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Got a new alarm (brick phone hanging from the ceiling via sticky hook and a hair tie that I need a step ladder to reach) (the step ladder is not in my room) 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 18/04/2025If anyone here is still in contact with twitter user Ennis aka gayhonky aka penis_enjoyer can you please let him know I’ve upgraded from a 64gb black iPhone 11 to a 256gb blue titanium iPhone 15 Pro 110
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Came second in the workplace Kahoot. This has done irreparable damage to my attempt to establish myself as the alpha of the April 2025 casual staff intake 000
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 11/04/2025This is more important than any work any CEO did today 020
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Since you apparently can’t upload gifs on Bluesky, here’s a video of a very swag gif I made for class 010
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Just received an offer of employment like oh great now I gotta go to this job 130
not using my name anymore bc @yeahnahaye.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Took the plunge on a $28 annual Letterboxd subscription so that I could be privy to stats such as this 030
