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Matt Charlton

@mattsee.bsky.social

275 followers 129 following 158 posts

Writer/ Broadcasterer. Radio Times, Guardian, The i, Telegraph Travel, The Times, Rolling Stone | BBC News, Sky News, Times Radio, LBC

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

America runs on Dunkin’… and maybe that’s the problem.

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

No it isn’t

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I’m quite upset about the Nadine Dorries news… not because I care, but because I’d managed to completely forget about her existence

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Dear streamers, if you’re going to force us to watch adverts again please make them as good as they were in the 90s

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Oasis now collaborating with more brands than Lotus Biscoff

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

If you’re British stop saying ‘sophomore’ and if you’re anyone stop saying ‘chef’s kiss’

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Very sad that I don’t get to do my yearly Masterchef joke anymore

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Why does Disney+ interrupt the show you’re watching with an advert… for watching Disney+?

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

My life ebb away

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

This was somehow much easier to process when it was the Tories doing it

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Why do I get the feeling that this isn’t going to end well

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

I don’t see how mate it still fits on the wall doesn’t it

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Not all who wander are lost but I am please help

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Imagine your name being Ben in New Zealand

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Trump Derangement Syndrome has the same initials as @thedailyshow.com …COINCIDENCE?!

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Sure - add me on LinkedIn. See what flowers bloom from that worthwhile connection.

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Any living rooms left?

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Do you go barefoot on planes or are you clinging on to that last shred of dignity?

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Streaming services when travelling: Disney/ Netflix: There’s different stuff here but you’re welcome to it! Amazon: I mean we have *some* stuff I guess… Paramount: No.

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Rubbing salt on my arms and legs so the mosquitoes biting me get high blood pressure

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Someone described ‘Last One Laughing UK’ as being part of the 8 out of 10 Cats Cinematic Universe and I can’t stop thinking about it

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

He’s right - there’s a lot of pontificating

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

You know what Met Gala theme would really fuck everyone up? Smart Casual.

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Just a thought but should the next Pope be Jodie Whittaker

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

This is an especially convoluted game of Numberwang #geniusgame

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

When all the cardinals travel to Rome do they buy their plane tickets with a credit card or do the airlines accept Papal?

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Or… OR - make tickets generally less of a rip off

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

“Ready to feel old?!” …no.

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

This reminds me: I was debating Beatles vs Stones on the radio the other day and my opponent said The Beatles stopped touring because they were the original snowflakes

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Was the popcorn made in china then?

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

I’m not sure I could hate this house more… unless there’s a ‘we’re all mad here…’ or ‘live laugh love’ that I’ve missed?

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

One of the best galleries I’ve been to. Properly stayed with me, that one.

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Bad day for the FTSE fetishists

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

My Multiple Chargy Warges

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Can’t believe it’s gone bust

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Are you still vegan if you bite your tongue?

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

The news reading public do love a good death toll

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

No he didn’t. He’s got class.

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Did he send you one though?

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Does Tom Cruise ever send you his coconut cake?

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Writers: these guys are a good follow because sometimes they just give you money.

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Yes please - I have a Bibi on my arse

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

I have some great news guys - my Temu discount has been successfully applied

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

So hold on you mean to say that just because it’s a ‘season finale’ means there isn’t going to be a new episode of #severance next week?!

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

I just saw a blackbird outside and made the ‘psspsspss’ cat sound. Maybe I’m the one who needs to be outside.

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

At least buy me a drink first @ayeshahazarika.bsky.social

Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Have you done ‘Hacks’ yet?

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Stephen Mulhern when trying to explain why playing Deal or No Deal requires skill…

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Michael McIntyre attempting to warn us that it is possible his ego still has some way to go before it reaches capacity….

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Lee Mack resigned to spending the rest of his natural life in a shiny three piece suit

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