Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I’m quite upset about the Nadine Dorries news… not because I care, but because I’d managed to completely forget about her existence 021
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Dear streamers, if you’re going to force us to watch adverts again please make them as good as they were in the 90s 000
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Oasis now collaborating with more brands than Lotus Biscoff 000
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 18/07/2025If you’re British stop saying ‘sophomore’ and if you’re anyone stop saying ‘chef’s kiss’ 010
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Very sad that I don’t get to do my yearly Masterchef joke anymore 020
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Why does Disney+ interrupt the show you’re watching with an advert… for watching Disney+? 010
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025This was somehow much easier to process when it was the Tories doing it 010
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Why do I get the feeling that this isn’t going to end well 040
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I don’t see how mate it still fits on the wall doesn’t it 000
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Trump Derangement Syndrome has the same initials as @thedailyshow.com …COINCIDENCE?! 000
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Sure - add me on LinkedIn. See what flowers bloom from that worthwhile connection. 000
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Do you go barefoot on planes or are you clinging on to that last shred of dignity? 011
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Streaming services when travelling: Disney/ Netflix: There’s different stuff here but you’re welcome to it! Amazon: I mean we have *some* stuff I guess… Paramount: No. 000
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Rubbing salt on my arms and legs so the mosquitoes biting me get high blood pressure 020
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Someone described ‘Last One Laughing UK’ as being part of the 8 out of 10 Cats Cinematic Universe and I can’t stop thinking about it 131
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 05/05/2025You know what Met Gala theme would really fuck everyone up? Smart Casual. 000
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Just a thought but should the next Pope be Jodie Whittaker 020
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 30/04/2025This is an especially convoluted game of Numberwang #geniusgame 160
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 27/04/2025When all the cardinals travel to Rome do they buy their plane tickets with a credit card or do the airlines accept Papal? 040
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Writers: these guys are a good follow because sometimes they just give you money. 010
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I have some great news guys - my Temu discount has been successfully applied 100
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 21/03/2025So hold on you mean to say that just because it’s a ‘season finale’ means there isn’t going to be a new episode of #severance next week?! 110
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I just saw a blackbird outside and made the ‘psspsspss’ cat sound. Maybe I’m the one who needs to be outside. 010
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 17/03/2025At least buy me a drink first @ayeshahazarika.bsky.social 261
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I’m starting to suspect that this Amazon deal isn’t just for me… 000
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Constantly checking the inbox to see if it’s the email which means that you won’t have to check your inbox as much anymore 010
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I’ve reached the ‘let’s try a scat theme tune’ episode of Seinfeld again 030
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 02/03/2025‘Wallace & Gromit’ isn’t realistic because Wallace is self employed and yet still manages to sleep well 030
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 02/03/2025So no, I don't want your number No, I don't want to give you mine and No, I don't want to meet you nowhere No, I don't want none of your time and no… 140
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 26/02/2025They should have brought Duo back to life at Easter. That would have pissed off the right people. 010
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Is it okay to watch this if you haven’t seen the first four? 000
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 08/02/2025ITV’s streaming service is as sound as its workplace culture 000
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Pig out for Jesus! Diet you fat bastard! Eat chocolate or be lonely! Supermarket advertising: December, January, February respectively. 020
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 01/02/2025February is the worst month - the shit sequel of an already tired franchise, its running time cut by the studio. Directed by Michael Bay. 020
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Get your ceremonial pouches out for the lads #TheTraitors 000
Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Oh NOW you’re into #severance ? Well, I hate to be one of those ‘I was there first’ people… but I was there first. For @gqmagazine.bsky.social. Three years ago. www.gq-magazine.co.uk/culture/arti...gq-magazine.co.ukSeverance was the first TV masterpiece of 2022The dystopian series had the most brilliant and intriguing debut season since Lost 000