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Matt Charlton

@mattsee.bsky.social
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Writer/ Broadcasterer. Radio Times, Guardian, The i, Telegraph Travel, The Times, Rolling Stone | BBC News, Sky News, Times Radio, LBC

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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I’m quite upset about the Nadine Dorries news… not because I care, but because I’d managed to completely forget about her existence
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Dear streamers, if you’re going to force us to watch adverts again please make them as good as they were in the 90s
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Oasis now collaborating with more brands than Lotus Biscoff
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
If you’re British stop saying ‘sophomore’ and if you’re anyone stop saying ‘chef’s kiss’
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Very sad that I don’t get to do my yearly Masterchef joke anymore
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Why does Disney+ interrupt the show you’re watching with an advert… for watching Disney+?
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
My life ebb away
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This was somehow much easier to process when it was the Tories doing it
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Why do I get the feeling that this isn’t going to end well
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I don’t see how mate it still fits on the wall doesn’t it
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Not all who wander are lost but I am please help
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Imagine your name being Ben in New Zealand
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Trump Derangement Syndrome has the same initials as @thedailyshow.com …COINCIDENCE?!
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Sure - add me on LinkedIn. See what flowers bloom from that worthwhile connection.
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Do you go barefoot on planes or are you clinging on to that last shred of dignity?
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Streaming services when travelling: Disney/ Netflix: There’s different stuff here but you’re welcome to it! Amazon: I mean we have *some* stuff I guess… Paramount: No.
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Rubbing salt on my arms and legs so the mosquitoes biting me get high blood pressure
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Someone described ‘Last One Laughing UK’ as being part of the 8 out of 10 Cats Cinematic Universe and I can’t stop thinking about it
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
He’s right - there’s a lot of pontificating
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
You know what Met Gala theme would really fuck everyone up? Smart Casual.
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Just a thought but should the next Pope be Jodie Whittaker
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This is an especially convoluted game of Numberwang #geniusgame
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
When all the cardinals travel to Rome do they buy their plane tickets with a credit card or do the airlines accept Papal?
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
“Ready to feel old?!” …no.
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Bad day for the FTSE fetishists
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
My Multiple Chargy Warges
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Are you still vegan if you bite your tongue?
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
The news reading public do love a good death toll
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Writers: these guys are a good follow because sometimes they just give you money.
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I have some great news guys - my Temu discount has been successfully applied
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
So hold on you mean to say that just because it’s a ‘season finale’ means there isn’t going to be a new episode of #severance next week?!
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I just saw a blackbird outside and made the ‘psspsspss’ cat sound. Maybe I’m the one who needs to be outside.
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
At least buy me a drink first @ayeshahazarika.bsky.social
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I’m starting to suspect that this Amazon deal isn’t just for me…
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Constantly checking the inbox to see if it’s the email which means that you won’t have to check your inbox as much anymore
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I’ve reached the ‘let’s try a scat theme tune’ episode of Seinfeld again
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Top or bottom half?
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
‘Wallace & Gromit’ isn’t realistic because Wallace is self employed and yet still manages to sleep well
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
So no, I don't want your number No, I don't want to give you mine and No, I don't want to meet you nowhere No, I don't want none of your time and no…
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
They should have brought Duo back to life at Easter. That would have pissed off the right people.
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Superb Owl Sunday
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Is it okay to watch this if you haven’t seen the first four?
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
ITV’s streaming service is as sound as its workplace culture
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Amandaland is good I like it
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Pig out for Jesus! Diet you fat bastard! Eat chocolate or be lonely! Supermarket advertising: December, January, February respectively.
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
February is the worst month - the shit sequel of an already tired franchise, its running time cut by the studio. Directed by Michael Bay.
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Not now, evil alien overlords
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Get your ceremonial pouches out for the lads #TheTraitors
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Matt Charlton @mattsee.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Oh NOW you’re into #severance ? Well, I hate to be one of those ‘I was there first’ people… but I was there first. For @gqmagazine.bsky.social. Three years ago. www.gq-magazine.co.uk/culture/arti...
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Severance was the first TV masterpiece of 2022
The dystopian series had the most brilliant and intriguing debut season since Lost
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