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Matt 🌃

@mattrush.bsky.social
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Freelance writer/book reviewer. Bike rider. Pedestrian. 🏃‍♂️ Pro quesadilla eater. Chicago.

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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 2h
Out of vegetable oil so I used margarine to make popcorn and that does....not really work.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 5h
The people on Jeopardy did not get a photo question about Desperate Housewives or a Dolly Parton question whose very obscure answer was 9 to 5. 🙄
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got the sweater. 😆
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What in the bloody hell do they mean Elsinore is gonna open on november twentieth. I want to see it now. 😫
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you know me then you know this is so 100% me that I'm now off to Banana Republic Factory. 😙
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching Backrooms. 😲
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
“First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right there gave me a high degree of confidence, because I know what I look like.” — Kash Patel
theonion.com
Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel
WASHINGTON—Despite carefully checking and double-checking the credentials of the man who reached out to him via email, FBI director Kash Patel was reportedly phished Friday by a scammer posing as FBI ...
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
Special update to this story for the chronically online only
serene_necrosis 2w
I don't even live in your town, but I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow immunocompromised people of their Saturday plans just to scrape extra revenue from ablists. Sorry disabled people aren't making you enough money or whatever. You are functionally following the business plan of target. Hope your business crashes and burns, "with love".
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It's not lost on me that I have received a huge amount of hate from so-called "leftist" accounts since changing my pfp to include a hijab-inspired secular accessorization.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
World's worst exterminators just came through the apartment. They knocked the dish drying rack into the sink, they moved the fridge and oven but didn't move them back, and they overused the pesticide so that there was a river of it going down the kitchen floor. 😩 And I don't even have bugs.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Andrea Martin on Best Medicine. 😄
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So great to see Mitch McConnell back in the Senate.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm supposed to adjust something and then there's subtitles? 😵‍💫
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What in the bloody hell do they mean Elsinore is gonna open on november twentieth. I want to see it now. 😫
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just read that Michael Penn is Sean Penn's brother. 🤯
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mini golf for mom's birthday😄
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New Gaga just dropped.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of the stupidest things to come after 9/11 showed up even on Idol when Ryan Seacrest tried to shut down a political statement by one of the hopefuls by saying But do you support the troops. 🙄
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Omg the S 😆
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is bribing the general public illegal? www.politico.com/news/2026/09...
politico.com
Trump pledges a $5,000 ‘dividend’ to all US adults if the GOP wins the midterms
It was not immediately clear how the plan would be financed.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As well she should have. ew.com/jaclyn-smith...
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Jaclyn Smith says ‘Charlie’s Angels’ costar Tanya Roberts asked for threesome
‘Charlie’s Angels’ star Jaclyn Smith said costar Tanya Roberts once propositioned her for a threesome, adding that there was an ‘honesty about her sexuality.’
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I keep getting blue screen of death. 😭
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One has comments turned off, trying to quote dunk another who has comments turned off. 🙄 @pfrazee.com you don't need to post crap like this.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thinking about becoming a pretty big casino guy.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh people on twitter are reminiscing about the golden years.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Two nights of Kanye West shows here 🤢
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They got me, I am from Illinois. 😆
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So how did my bike chain fall off in the middle of the night when I keep it in my apt? Gremlins I guess 🤷
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Really late to the party but saw Heated Rivalry and that was... no story, butts, four blow jobs, and Russian without translation. So about what I expected.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Somehow I forgot to take the money from the ATM so my tacos ended up costing $37 total. 😭😭😭
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel is gonna be on Dancing with the Stars. 😆
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Will Harris @willharrisinva.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
For anyone who isn’t aware, SCTV is now on Netflix in the US.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey Vera, we got another stiff in the john.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I wish this guy was still on SNL. youtube.com/watch?v=3lE7...
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Angelo - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
who up reinstalling their graphics drivers
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So the idea was to change Ali G from imitating Pakistanis to imitating Jamaicans. Brilliant. 🙄
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ruh-oh, another ICE fan got detained. 😆 🇬🇧 www.tmz.com/2026/08/28/m...
tmz.com
Kanye Exec Milo Yiannopoulos Detained by ICE in Louisiana
Milo Yiannopoulos has been apprehended by ICE in Louisiana ... TMZ has learned.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Witcher 3 update is 12.8 gigs? I have OK internet speed, but not fast enough for this!
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is just so massively embarrassing. apnews.com/article/lake...
apnews.com
Trump signs order renaming Lake Ontario as 'Lake America' in the United States
President Donald Trump says he's renaming Lake Ontario to be known as “Lake America” in the United States as he exacerbates his trade war with Canada.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't even want to know who's gonna die tomorrow.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
After today, seeing Stevie Nicks on Kimmel singing Stand Back was ✌️
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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
À propos of Saint Dolly's passing, I'm reminded of my favorite Tumblr post ever.
A tumblr post/comment string reimagining Dolly Parton's "Jolene" as a lament decrying an Eldritch horror haunting our skies. M
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As a young drama queen I feigned headaches for much of 6th grade to stay home from school. I watched this about 6000 times. Look out Charlie's, here she comes. 🙌
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jesus H now who's gonna change someone from a rooster to a hen with one shot? 😭
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That his clown was even allowed in the arena, just so shitty.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My gym has signs in French so you know it's fancy.
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Someone on fb found this photo of Nirvana in Wicker Park in '89. 😎
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So I'm a book reviewer and I just started a new book and it's weird and full of em dashes, like tons. I am a fan of em dashes but still......
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Matt 🌃 @mattrush.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Is there a blip, I had 30 notifications and nothing was there.
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