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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Maintained my 100% precision in leaving the house for a slutty street fair dressed like a whore just as the church down the block is spilling out little old ladies in their Sunday finest. 😅

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

iOS keyboard let me type the goddamn letter under my finger challenge: impossible. 🤬

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

These shorts don't leave a whole lot to the imagination, do they? 😅

On the hip thrust machine wearing grey mesh shorts that show distinct outlines of my shaft and each nut.

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

So which of my out-of-town bloomfs will I be seeing slutting up the streets of San Francisco at Folsom this fine weekend?

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Drop Dead Gorgeous requires a brunch of tater tot hot dish and Snickers salad.

Amber Atkins in her dishwashing outfit, a can of spray cheese and deviled eggs on the table

Muffin tins full of hot dish and a large Tupperware of Snickers saalad.

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Do y'all ever see a man out on the street or at the beach or whatever and think to yourself "Surely I will die if I don't make that man come." No? Just me? 😅

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This sweet, perfect baby angel laid a steaming, eye-watering, paint-peeling dump in her litter box 8 feet from my face while I was presenting data to my chief for our board of directors and I think I deserve an Oscar for keeping a straight face.

A black cat napping while shaped like a shrimp, not a care in the goddamn world.

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Justin (He/Them) @ingot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Of course it makes sense that Grindr would crash in Dallas. Republicans love inferior, outdated solutions just because it's what they're familiar with.

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Happy hump day from my standing desk.

Tall dude wearing a green shirt and nothing else facing away from the camera at a standing desk.

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Elliot @1t2ls.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This country is sick. Christian moralism is a poison. Capitalism is a noxious haze.

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Went to the gym, showered there, rode an e-bike home, got all sweaty, and needed another shower. 😅

Selfie naked from above in the bathroom, bush and dickroot showing

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Made the mistake of putting on the Dear Evan Hansen cast album at the gym so now I'm doing deadlifts trying to keep tears from dropping all over the platform 🙃

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This is what should happen to anyone who tries to preach on a plane.

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CDUBS @cdubsonfire.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sept 1st! You know what that means! Yeah that's right. 21 more days of summer. Can we stop rushing everything?

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I am begging trendy San Francisco restaurants to add a soft surface to their interiors. Any soft surface. Something to absorb the utter cacophony. 📣📣📣

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Americans reading the weather report when traveling abroad:

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Perfect way to start the day

Selfie from above in bed with two black kittens asleep on my chest

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

They're at their cutest and cuddliest right when I need to be working. 😫

Two sleepy baby black kittens snoozing on my lap.

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Doubly so now that Tim Curry has been taken from us.

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

À propos of Saint Dolly's passing, I'm reminded of my favorite Tumblr post ever.

A tumblr post/comment string reimagining Dolly Parton's "Jolene" as a lament decrying an Eldritch horror haunting our skies. M

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This weekend @thealtvesciboy.bsky.social and I welcomed two new members into our family. They're three months old, siblings, and absolutely perfect in every way.

A selfie of me holding a tiny black baby kitten in my arm like a bébé

Two black baby kittens napping against each other on a red and white striped towel

A tiny black baby kitten loafing on a blanket-covered lap

Two black baby kittens sitting on an ottoman watching the dolphins on the AppleTV screensaver intently

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

One of my favorite pastimes at gay bars is watching straight girls trying to cut the line and getting totally butthurt when they're rebuffed. 🥰

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The Doobie Brothers and Santana put on a hell of a show last night. Mother nature is always a fine supporting act at the Hollywood Bowl.

The Hollywood Bowl in daylight showing a Doobie Brothers splash screen

The Hollywood sign from afar lit in alpenglow

Santa and band rocking out in the nighttime

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The bathroom with the good light to see the randomly growing ear hair is never the bathroom with the good tweezers for yanking said ear hair. 🥲

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I very much enjoyed Lazy Bear. I did not enjoy the subsequent week of tonsillitis at all. I have relished being in LA for a week with family for my mom's birthday. I am so very ready to be home and in my own bed, on my own routine, and back at the gym for longer than a few days at a time. 😅

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Gaydar Imposter syndrome Mood stabilizer Overshare Skanky (1982)

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 12/08/2026

new chart for people to start arguing about

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

After silencing my alarm on my watch this morning, I rolled over to the side of the bed to get up and, mid-roll, fell back asleep for 45 minutes. 🙃

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Rebecca Romijn singing Total Eclipse of the Heart in Klingon. That is all.

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

People have stopped treating "OMG" as an initialism and have started typing it 'Omg', which my brain is incapable of interpreting as anything other than "zero milligrams". 🙃

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Ah, browsing Bluesky at the airport; my monthly reminder of how bad some of y'all are at labeling your smut. 😅

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Having come home from Lazy Bear with an especially nasty case of tonsillitis and consequently feeling unsexy as hell, here's a #tbt to 2018 me, who loved getting naked in hotels just as much as today me does.

Mirror pic in a hotel bathroom facing away from the camera with my hand over my junk. Chest, ass, and face still furry, albeit with less grey than today.

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Waiting for water to boil for coffee 🥱

Standing in front of a kitchen shelf looking down at a hidden appliance. Wearing a heather grey crop top with green sleevelets, no pants. Furry ass highlighted in the morning sun

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Morning ablutions in the forest

Me from behind using an outdoor shower on a redwood deck, ass out to the camera.

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Had a well-ventilated workout this morning 😅

Wearing black workout gear seated on a bench with my tongue and right nut hanging out

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I love seeing all my favorite Bluesky sluts posting about coming to SF for Dore and/or Lazy Bear. It's so lovely to have all y'all and your wanton whorishness with us for the high holy days. 🥰🥰😈

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

"The only American invention as perfect as the sonnet." - H L Mencken

A martini in a cocktail glass adorned with a twist, resting on a paper coaster atop a copper bar top.

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Number of Teams messages I got in the first 120 minutes I was sitting at my desk: 0 Number of Teams messages I got during the 4.5 minutes I was up making tea: 18 😑😐😑

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I don't usually wear wideband jocks because of the way my belly makes the waistband bunch up and flip over, but this old-school Safetgard was calling my name from the drawer this morning.

Locker room mirror pic in a black wideband jock

Locker room selfie of ass in a jock with a grey waistband

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Girls, I'm worried I don't have enough thongs for Lazy Bear. 😰

A bunch of swimwear laid on a bed quilt. Fourteen thongs on the left, seven bikinis and seven briefs on the right.

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

repost with a hairy butt pic

On all fours on the bed facing away from the camera in a blue thong, bulge hanging under hairy ass

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Chris @ottersf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Happy #mcm from my arm hair, happy trail, and bush.

Black and white photo lying in bed from just below the navel, hand over the junk but wildly untamed bush everywhere.

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