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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can't believe these tech platforms are really tryna Robert Kraft this El0n documentary.

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

NYC: If you only see one show I do this year, this is the one. Jokes galore! Promo code/ticket link below...

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I appreciate your feedback on my post. However... ✌️

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Life hack: If you’re just going to drug and assault women anyway, you can save yourself the trouble of hitting yourself in the face with a hammer to attract them.

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

George Saunders on how to turn your life into a story...

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Time to change it to LGBTQLC (last two letters standing for Long Covid)?

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Gotta keep those feeds brand-friendly. ✌️🤖

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Looney Tunes animator Chuck Jones used to throw yes sessions: “It was a ‘yes’ session, not an ‘anything goes’ session. Anything went, but only it was positive, supportive, and affirmative to the premise. No negatives were allowed. If you could not contribute, you kept quiet."

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Who's really "braver": Ed Sheeran or Macklemore? Sheeran is facing a massive backlash, getting removed from radio station playlists, enduring calls for boycotts, and reducing ticket prices. Maybe that's why he’s in tears. Meanwhile, Macklemore’s career is getting a big boost...

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Brilliant UI by Instagram. Way to block the content we really wanna see!

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This has been the answer all along. Unity. Collective action. Standing together. It's what the law firms and universities should have done too. If only there was some saying about how the divided tend to fall but...

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What if we put all the data centers in Idaho and power them this way?

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Jokes! East coast dates...

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I kinda relate to Macklemore because I too am frequently an opening act who gets oddly political and makes things weird for the headliner. Come see me tell jokes in NY, VA, MA, PA, MD upcoming. (I’ll be headlining so the weirdness will be fine.)

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We eliminated bullying and look what happened. 🤓 Also: Can I bet on the destruction of humanity on Polymarket? 🤔

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s hilarious to me that Jaws was a book. How do you write that in prose? “Fin. Legs. Du duh du duh du duh. Scream! FIN.” 😂

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Gems from the most recent Rubesletter. Read the rest at link below...

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"I am very well respected by my peers." -Me explaining my inability to sell tickets Upcoming shows in NY, VA, MA, MD, PA, & live taping in NYC!

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Gen Z dresses like a slop bowl of fashion. It’s like there was a fire and they had to put on whatever was closest before dashing out the door. I miss when having "drip" just meant you had chlamydia.

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The tech world’s genius innovation was plausible deniability resulting in a lack of liability...

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The pundit class always acts like SNL and late night are the only comedy that exists. 🙄

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Y'all need to stop taking this man so seriously.

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You know what all this "Woke 1" talk means, right? Woke 2 is on the way... 🎶 duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun 🎶

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

NYC! Taping my new special on Oct 25 at NY Comedy Club (24th Street). Two shows: 5 & 7pm. Ticket link below.

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

George Carlin's notes. More Carlin: funnyhow.substack.com/p/george-car...

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Who says teamwork is dead?

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Why are these index cards so damn big!? It's giving "giant wine glass of podcasting" vibes. 🗂️🍷🤪

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

"I’m mad at Dolly Parton because it worked. She tricked me. All my life, I bought into the cartoon version of Dolly. Until her passing, that is. Ever since, my timeline’s been a surprising reveal of what lurked underneath the persona..." Link below...

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Young people have no idea how much this impacted an entire generation's view of trans people.

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

My tribe is being anti-propaganda. (It's lonely.)

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Dreams do k-ome true! My Korean takeover video is yielding (fermented) results...

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Me, watching "Planet Earth" and finishing all the leftovers in the fridge:

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I asked ChatGPT if it's storing all the info I give it and it replies that it can't tell me what OpenAI is REALLY doing with my data. 😳

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Paul Simon appreciation post: 1) He is an underrated guitarist. Finger pickers never get the credit they deserve 'cuz they don’t “shred.” 2) He had one of the greatest combover runs known to mankind. Pulled off the "I'm holding onto it" for DECADES.

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I took 🍄 and figured out capitalism! Watch video at link below...

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Matt Ruby @mattruby.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Why so much emphasis on ibogaine as a psychedelic lately? No one knows what the hell it is so it comes without all that pesky "it's for the hippies" baggage. Wrote about this here: buff.ly/Nvhce27