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Matt Phelps

@mattphelps.com
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Former Linux IT at Center for Astrophysics | Harvard & Smithsonian; Chess player, organizer, referee (IA); Pilot; SF reader, etc. Posts here are my own and do not reflect the views of any other organization, person, dog, aircraft, chess opening, etc.

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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 29/09/2026
A religious group/person ripping people off??
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Casablanca: I'm Shocked! Bogart & Renault
Alt: Casablanca: I'm Shocked! Bogart & Renault
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 27/09/2026
The mightiest chess nation in the world is... Uzbekistan! Go figure.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 27/09/2026
As an International Arbiter, I can assure you that almost all disputes are moot if the complainant plays better chess.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 26/09/2026
When exactly did the aliens substitute a (clearly inferior) replicant for him?
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 24/09/2026
Boy those AIs are going to hate this. They're going to be so mad!!
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 24/09/2026
(Handsome Boi!)
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 24/09/2026
He's a cheese barrel maker then?
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 23/09/2026
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Barack Obama's Iconic Shrug
Alt: Barack Obama's Iconic Shrug
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 23/09/2026
What was your first computer growing up?
A Digital Equipment Corporation PDP-8 computer.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 20/09/2026
Gotta post the original: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the sixteenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 20/09/2026
Odyssey Adjacent: @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 20/09/2026
Just got my "The Rest is History" Roman Empire soccer (that's Latin for "football") jersey. Love it. #therestishistory #ancientrome #history
A Roman Empire soccer jersey with the player name "Virgil" and the number "X."A Roman Empire football jersey with The Rest is History podcast as the main advertiser.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 19/09/2026
I have heard about some new, non-opioid pain reliever and this must be it! Good to know it works!
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 18/09/2026
I wish you a swift and uneventful recovery!
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 18/09/2026
Are you actually promoting OTB chess?? But I could play sooooo many bullet games instead of one OTB game 🙂
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 18/09/2026
Damn. Another wave of architects building weird houses in the Boston suburbs is coming!
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 17/09/2026
Where is Momm? (There was a restaurant in the town we often vacation in named the "Lobster Hutt," and we still say "Lobster Hut-T" every time we pass the building.)
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 16/09/2026
I think we're at the "We've tried everything else, why the hell not?" phase of society.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 13/09/2026
Cream
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 13/09/2026
Dire Plates (OK, I'll stop now.)
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 13/09/2026
Talking Breads
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 13/09/2026
Buddy Holly and the Chiclets
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 13/09/2026
Human Leek
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 13/09/2026
Nine Inch Kales
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 13/09/2026
Mumford and Buns
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 13/09/2026
Smashmousse
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 13/09/2026
I love Boston... www.instagram.com/reel/DX2WTxl...
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 06/09/2026
Buy books people! For the cost of a movie ticket, or two pumpkin spice coffee drinks, you get weeks worth of entertainment *and* you get to support the artists who create them. You can afford it!
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 03/09/2026
OK, I've read the full thread here. I have no intention of consuming her stuff anyway. She is beyond evil.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 03/09/2026
BitTorrent?
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 31/08/2026
(Benny Hill has not aged well.)
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 31/08/2026
We got Monty Python and Benny Hill over here, so cultural exchange was strong back in the day.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 31/08/2026
OK, good. Solid foundation.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 31/08/2026
Did you watch those cartoons as a kid/young adult? Were they a thing "over there"?
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 30/08/2026
@developers.google.com "Lake America"??? Fuck you. #boycottgoogle
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 28/08/2026
"Debris is never good." Sounds like a Murderbot quote.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 28/08/2026
Yes (Narrator: “He did not.”)
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 28/08/2026
All three of my children were born on October 3rd. They are not triplets.
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Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
Alt: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 28/08/2026
(Spoiler alert!)
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 28/08/2026
This needs to be a limited series with the finale set in the Nero fire, or maybe Pompeii.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 28/08/2026
Did you ever play the board game "Circus Maximus"? It was a chariot racing game from Avalon Hill.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 27/08/2026
(Meanwhile, in another thread, I'm arguing about what the emergency phone number would be in Roman numerals. Don't ask... 😂)
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 27/08/2026
Also, THE ROMAN'S DIDN'T HAVE PHONES! 😂
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 27/08/2026
Shouldn't that be "CMXCIX"? (No, it's not "IM.") Or in the USA, "CMXI"? 😀
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 27/08/2026
I *loved* that he was in "The Hunt for Red October." Small part, but a distinctly different movie for him to show up in.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 23/08/2026
Rudy would like an answer as well…
A little brown dog looks up expectantly.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 23/08/2026
Indeed!
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 23/08/2026
When the dog (vicious beast pictured here) runs into the woods and come back with a big ol' rib bone!
Cute brown dog.
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 21/08/2026
What is with the random capitalizing these people keep doing? So Annoying!
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Matt Phelps @mattphelps.com · 15/08/2026
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
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