Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comJim Carrey's Funny Taped Face HelloALT: Jim Carrey's Funny Taped Face Hello 110
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The average citizen living in Oxford can't access this library but the robots can... share.google/tFsN20WVuGIz...share.googleOxford lets OpenAI train its AI models on Bodleian LibraryUniversity staff voice concerns over reputational risk of partnering with company behind ChatGPT 010
Reposted by MattDan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026England is a made up thing. It has no basis in the ineluctable laws of nature. Its extent is defined by Edward II getting his arse handed to him. Athelstan conquering York. The Welsh of Cumbria were incorporated, the Welsh of Gwynedd were not. It is a political idea, an aspiration - not taxonomy. 761737493
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We need to stand up to scumbags like this now. These are our communities they're trying to poison 032
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Time for the club to double down and release an Isis range of merch. Named after the river, obviously #oufc 071
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I was just annoyed because the designs were hideous but you're right, this is much worse 011
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A huge thank you to Oxford United for giving me something to moan about today even when the football is going well #oufc 320
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Fun little real-world echo of her mate's "actually the slave-elves love being enslaved" storyline 030
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"It's with a sense of sadness and regret that we announce that our latest drummer has also spontaneously combusted." 000
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I wonder why so many of Nigel Farage's associates turn out to have criminal connections. It really is a strange coincidence 🤔 000
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026They could make Britain's prison cells much more comfortable. I'm sure Farage world appreciate that considerably a couple of years from now 060
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So many MPs seem to have treated this vote as a personal one. Are they not supposed to be there representing the views of their constituents? 110
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Nice that you want to educate Town about Gown, but honestly it would be more valuable if you did the opposite 100
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I don't want to tempt fate but can't help but thinking Oxford would beat either of these comfortably on this evidence 011
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"I didn't intentionally break the law, I'm just lazy and incompetent. Vote for me!" 010
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This sounds like the sort of thing those Swindon slugs would do 010
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Coventry looking as far out of their depth tonight as we did last season 010
Reposted by MattIain Overton @iainoverton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The Telegraph has deleted, without fanfare, the word ‘living’ from the headline of Stephen Daisley's article on Professor Arday. Today, it just reads “Jason Arday is proof that you reap what you sow.” 4902338
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I appreciated your moan about crappy YouTube search. If only there were an easy way to find old Oxford games on YouTube... youtube.com/@oufcarchiveyoutube.comOUFC Archive 120
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This whole affair shames the nation and, worst of all, the people responsible will suffer no consequences, they'll just move on to their next victim 020
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026They won't arrest him for war crimes but how about criminal stupidity? 000
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026When you're so keen to display your wokeness that you won't acknowledge the humanity of others... 000
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026One of the things I've always enjoyed about Japanese football is how they insist on playing even if the pitch is completely waterlogged. Just look at the state of this 😂 youtu.be/yri8Oz54GTQ?...youtu.be◤📹栃木SC_ONEDAY◢ 8/9vsツエーゲン金沢〈HOME GAME〉YouTube video by 栃木SC公式チャンネル 000
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I can only presume Jobi McAnuff gets to appear on every EFL broadcast because he won some kind of competition. World's Most Boring Man, perhaps? 000
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Living communally in a monastery would be hell for you then 010
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Worth remembering that while they've been wreaking havoc on our streets, you could be arrested just for saying the words "I support Palestine Action" 010
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I don't care how 'feasible' it is, it's wrong and you shouldn't be sanewashing it with articles like this 020
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Perhaps if he resigned his seat to fight a by-election against a bin it would improve the situation? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comStandards watchdog investigating Reform UK’s Richard TiceParty’s deputy leader says on social media the case is related to a complaint by an anti-Israel lobby group 120
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Erick Thohir really does have an uncanny ability to get every decision wrong #oufc 120
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 24/07/2026We should all be so grateful for VAR. Sure, we now have to sit around waiting for some guys in a box hundreds of miles away to decide whether someone's nose was offside, but at least we now know those decisions are 100% correct all the time and no one ever complains about it. 020
Reposted by MattJim Caris @jimcaris.eurosky.social · 23/07/2026This is absolutely shameful given all the money in English football. There's no way the English game can't spare fifty grand for the amputee team. www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comEngland cannot afford trip to amputee World Cup – and the FA will not helpWith no national funding, England’s successful men’s amputee side is struggling to raise the £50,000 needed for November’s tournament in Mexico 87931
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Argentina: as classless in defeat as they were in victory. 030
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Well FIFA engineered it so that they'd get Argentina in the final....and they've certainly got Argentina in the final 020
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026static.klipy.comMan Vomits at Baseball GameALT: Man Vomits at Baseball Game 100
Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Any chance we can interrupt the prancing about to play some football? 120