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Matt

@mattoufc.bsky.social
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OUFC fan and general gloom-merchant

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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Get 'em gone
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jim Carrey's Funny Taped Face Hello
ALT: Jim Carrey's Funny Taped Face Hello
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The average citizen living in Oxford can't access this library but the robots can... share.google/tFsN20WVuGIz...
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Oxford lets OpenAI train its AI models on Bodleian Library
University staff voice concerns over reputational risk of partnering with company behind ChatGPT
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
England is a made up thing. It has no basis in the ineluctable laws of nature. Its extent is defined by Edward II getting his arse handed to him. Athelstan conquering York. The Welsh of Cumbria were incorporated, the Welsh of Gwynedd were not. It is a political idea, an aspiration - not taxonomy.
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Won't someone please think of the poor boomers? 😟
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We need to stand up to scumbags like this now. These are our communities they're trying to poison
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Time for the club to double down and release an Isis range of merch. Named after the river, obviously #oufc
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was just annoyed because the designs were hideous but you're right, this is much worse
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh my god 🤣
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A huge thank you to Oxford United for giving me something to moan about today even when the football is going well #oufc
Badly designed American sports-style merch from Oxford United
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fun little real-world echo of her mate's "actually the slave-elves love being enslaved" storyline
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"It's with a sense of sadness and regret that we announce that our latest drummer has also spontaneously combusted."
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I wonder why so many of Nigel Farage's associates turn out to have criminal connections. It really is a strange coincidence 🤔
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They could make Britain's prison cells much more comfortable. I'm sure Farage world appreciate that considerably a couple of years from now
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So many MPs seem to have treated this vote as a personal one. Are they not supposed to be there representing the views of their constituents?
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nice that you want to educate Town about Gown, but honestly it would be more valuable if you did the opposite
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't want to tempt fate but can't help but thinking Oxford would beat either of these comfortably on this evidence
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"I didn't intentionally break the law, I'm just lazy and incompetent. Vote for me!"
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This sounds like the sort of thing those Swindon slugs would do
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We don't want him. Drop him in the Atlantic
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's League 2, you don't need to pay to keep seats empty
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Coventry looking as far out of their depth tonight as we did last season
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Good job everyone, you stopped the ethnic cleansing
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Iain Overton @iainoverton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Telegraph has deleted, without fanfare, the word ‘living’ from the headline of Stephen Daisley's article on Professor Arday. Today, it just reads “Jason Arday is proof that you reap what you sow.”
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I appreciated your moan about crappy YouTube search. If only there were an easy way to find old Oxford games on YouTube... youtube.com/@oufcarchive
youtube.com
OUFC Archive
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
27.9% is a pretty high concentration of twats though
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This whole affair shames the nation and, worst of all, the people responsible will suffer no consequences, they'll just move on to their next victim
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They won't arrest him for war crimes but how about criminal stupidity?
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
When you're so keen to display your wokeness that you won't acknowledge the humanity of others...
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How much is that in roubles?
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One of the things I've always enjoyed about Japanese football is how they insist on playing even if the pitch is completely waterlogged. Just look at the state of this 😂 youtu.be/yri8Oz54GTQ?...
youtu.be
◤📹栃木SC_ONEDAY◢ 8/9vsツエーゲン金沢〈HOME GAME〉
YouTube video by 栃木SC公式チャンネル
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I can only presume Jobi McAnuff gets to appear on every EFL broadcast because he won some kind of competition. World's Most Boring Man, perhaps?
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Living communally in a monastery would be hell for you then
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Worth remembering that while they've been wreaking havoc on our streets, you could be arrested just for saying the words "I support Palestine Action"
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I don't care how 'feasible' it is, it's wrong and you shouldn't be sanewashing it with articles like this
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
He's got my vote!
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Perhaps if he resigned his seat to fight a by-election against a bin it would improve the situation? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Standards watchdog investigating Reform UK’s Richard Tice
Party’s deputy leader says on social media the case is related to a complaint by an anti-Israel lobby group
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Irony is dead.
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hmm what night have given you that impression? 😂
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Erick Thohir really does have an uncanny ability to get every decision wrong #oufc
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We should all be so grateful for VAR. Sure, we now have to sit around waiting for some guys in a box hundreds of miles away to decide whether someone's nose was offside, but at least we now know those decisions are 100% correct all the time and no one ever complains about it.
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Jim Caris @jimcaris.eurosky.social · 23/07/2026
This is absolutely shameful given all the money in English football. There's no way the English game can't spare fifty grand for the amputee team. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
theguardian.com
England cannot afford trip to amputee World Cup – and the FA will not help
With no national funding, England’s successful men’s amputee side is struggling to raise the £50,000 needed for November’s tournament in Mexico
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Good idea, let's make this be about America somehow.
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This twat is about to hand them a big gold trophy 😁
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina: as classless in defeat as they were in victory.
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well FIFA engineered it so that they'd get Argentina in the final....and they've certainly got Argentina in the final
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm sure I can find worse
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Man Vomits at Baseball Game
ALT: Man Vomits at Baseball Game
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Any chance we can interrupt the prancing about to play some football?
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Matt @mattoufc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I hate all of this. This isn't football
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