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MattMT

@mattmt.bsky.social
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Magic the Gathering, Nintendo, Anime. Go Bills! He/Him

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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 6h
crazy that the bronze age was entirely coded in lisp
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 9h
Hot damn, you go guys.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 9h
"What if a color page could jump-scare you."
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 9h
I liked the part where they said "Yeah, no news about Prime 4, but, surprise, here's Dread totally unlooked for." So I hope they do something like that again, but it'll be hard with Ravenous already coming out.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 10h
Why do they never interview voters at a showing of Rocky Horror?
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's been 20 years the world is ready
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I flipt or ript a LORD pack and got banned from my LGS for bad vibes.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just want to buy my gambling product with my preferred amount of gambling. Need it tailored to balance my dopaminergic and financial needs.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's unrealistic for mainstream outlets to live up to the standards set by anime news outlets. Apparently.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, you can't expect American journalists to just break kayfabe like that.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
eww, tapped?
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pay the 2, every turn. On principle.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Oh, show me... hey what's that recommended video..." repeat until you're deep in some unrelated youtube rabbit hole or immediately jump out the nearest window
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Incredibly wealthy infant: My computer is alive. MY COMPUTER IS ALIVE! Why won't you take me seriously you meanie! Pope Chicago: Jesus Christ.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
did someone die I couldn't hear it over the sound mixing
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anything for a lead
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm sure it's satire. ... I really need this to be satire.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
holding it in the spindown room when it should be in the pen and paper room
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"No-no, I'm not a zombie, I'm just an unfriendly bastard."
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You'd have to overcome the urge to become that guy who only ever talks about that one vacation he went on.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gotta get the foils curling in two directions so they can hold water.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they forgot to ask chatgpt about it
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My Deer Friend Nokotan was too cowardly to tackle this story arc.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Godzilla is a pretty cool parasocial relationship to have.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Locked for violating rule 34.b.iii, not because anyone is being particularly rude.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't wait to see Cerulean Sphinx make its mark.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A victory... but at what cost?
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We are all Wario.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RFK Jr. is driving an Uber now?
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always clock that weapon as a stand mic.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"If I may, how did your son die?" "Irony poisoning."
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you're working on Modern Horizons 4 or 5, write that down.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Haven't finished the book yet, but holding out hope in the post-acknowledgments scene somebody gets invited to join the Pizza Initiative.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Appreciate they went with Pants Lara.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that just means you live in a bubble, apparently
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anime adaptation cowards
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Incidentally, Echoverse Utah has declared a state of emergency as a result of the state being covered in a several meter thick layer of collector boosters.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Correct.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
not even one season of scooby-doo what are we even doing
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obviously had to save some stuff for season 2.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Radley, Barreler of Monkeys
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nobody blames you for your card getting banned in Commander.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Simians of Ringblastia was a Magic expansion released on (illegible). The set is a bottom-up set focused on Simian mechanics, most prominently Monkey and Ape typal themes, Banana tokens, in addition to the new Artifact sub-type Mage-Ring. The set follows famous MtG primates as they try to stop Rad-
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They keep remaking that show because every time they make it it's kind of shit. AND IT'S UNTOUCHABLE
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wait does this mean mermaid man garp?
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just think it's unrealistic to expect Sonic Team to learn from their successes.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
whatever helps Sonic fans sleep at night they need the rest to prepare for the next Sonic game will do to them
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vampires can't cross running water, they have to ride it.
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MattMT @mattmt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jak and Daxter developer quick to emphasize you can't climb over all the walls.
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