mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Uncle Jesse’s obsession with Graceland and Elvis is really wild in hindsight. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It must’ve been pretty crazy the day they discovered how to make popcorn. Just sayin, it’s all I’d talk about for at least a year. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Underrated joke from The Office: “The dentist’s name was Crentist.” 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know it’s not the point of the post but I’m thankful it made me think of the word “turbozo.” 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Imagine being one of those people who was sued into oblivion for downloading music off Napster and now AI is legitimately stealing everything and getting rich off it. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well shit i guess I gotta buy this now 010
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I couldn’t get the credit card one I tried to work well enough. The air tag isn’t a great fit but i can make it work. Credit card would certainly be better. 010
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I started putting an air tag in my wallet. I’m too old for this shit. 140
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I dunno sleep pod sounds pretty good actually. 010
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Man where would it even go?!? Unwieldy!!! 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s funny when these top tv show/movie lists come out and comedies are treated as inferior art. Like “I don’t like childish things that make me laugh. I prefer serious stories that allow me to pretend like I’m a tough drug dealer or a successful businessman who always knows what to say 🧐.” 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At least he didn’t shotgun a beer.x.comArtButMakeItSports (@ArtButSports) on XThe Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s 000
Reposted by @mattmorgan.bsky.socialSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026PLEASE SHAREyoutu.beMusk | Official Trailer | Bleecker StreetYouTube video by Musk 41984733
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Looking forward to Trump threatening to shut down Hillman. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I watched it after all my friends said it was the best show ever for years. It was fine but I couldn’t get past the idea that I’d seen it done better in other places. The best I can say is I appreciate the undertaking and what it represented at the time but it wasn’t for me. 010
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not having Scrubs is pretty indefensible to me. I’m not saying it has to be top 10, but it has to be on the list. 080
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If I’d grown up calling them bubblers instead of water fountains, I’d probably be 3-5% happier. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Remember when TV and movie companies were pushing 3D as the future and they were selling crazy expensive 3D TVs and then after like 18 months nobody ever talked about it again? 010
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It could be as simple as he was mad he had to wait on another coach and he’s still pissy about it and told all his players to be pissy about it. 020
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I feel like every Sunday night football game is giants vs cowboys 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026For a Disney Movie, they sure do dunk on Max a lot for being a virgin in Hocus Pocus. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sometimes when I’m feeling down I’ll go through my old eBay seller ratings. I am somebody! People like me! 011
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People: I would like less phone. Phone makes me sad. Apple: Here is twice as much phone. You now have double phone. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“I’m good I’m good but…it’s gonna cost ya!” 001
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026So do republicans love women’s sports or hate women’s sports? Seems like they can’t go 5 mins without slipping up and insulting everyone involved. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Kool Aid’s Halloween flavor went so hard this year. Exposed brain? Glow in the dark pouch?!? 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m gonna launch an energy drink and the tagline is gonna be “Join the CaffiNation.” Give me a million dollars. 100
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I always love when these cops come on Dateline in their finest cowboy hat. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026On my way to the gym I randomly drove past the manager of my local grocery store and a coworker. It’s like my simulation is running out of NPCs and has to reuse characters. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’ll never forget when Bolt crashed into the wall at the end. #GoldMedalMoment 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026All grocery shopping is little for Manute Bol (shows self out) 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026You have the opportunity to do something very funny. 110
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Yeeesh that wasn’t particularly close. Feel for the batter. He’s never gonna let an ump decide a game again. 040
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Ruin a pro wrestlers name by swapping a letter… Andrew the Giant 100
