mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know it’s not the point of the post but I’m thankful it made me think of the word “turbozo.” 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Imagine being one of those people who was sued into oblivion for downloading music off Napster and now AI is legitimately stealing everything and getting rich off it. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s funny when these top tv show/movie lists come out and comedies are treated as inferior art. Like “I don’t like childish things that make me laugh. I prefer serious stories that allow me to pretend like I’m a tough drug dealer or a successful businessman who always knows what to say 🧐.” 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At least he didn’t shotgun a beer.x.comArtButMakeItSports (@ArtButSports) on XThe Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s 000
Reposted by @mattmorgan.bsky.socialSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026PLEASE SHAREyoutu.beMusk | Official Trailer | Bleecker StreetYouTube video by Musk 39942711
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Looking forward to Trump threatening to shut down Hillman. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If I’d grown up calling them bubblers instead of water fountains, I’d probably be 3-5% happier. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Remember when TV and movie companies were pushing 3D as the future and they were selling crazy expensive 3D TVs and then after like 18 months nobody ever talked about it again? 010
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I feel like every Sunday night football game is giants vs cowboys 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026For a Disney Movie, they sure do dunk on Max a lot for being a virgin in Hocus Pocus. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People: I would like less phone. Phone makes me sad. Apple: Here is twice as much phone. You now have double phone. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Kool Aid’s Halloween flavor went so hard this year. Exposed brain? Glow in the dark pouch?!? 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m gonna launch an energy drink and the tagline is gonna be “Join the CaffiNation.” Give me a million dollars. 100
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I always love when these cops come on Dateline in their finest cowboy hat. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026On my way to the gym I randomly drove past the manager of my local grocery store and a coworker. It’s like my simulation is running out of NPCs and has to reuse characters. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Ruin a pro wrestlers name by swapping a letter… Andrew the Giant 100
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It always bums me out (and makes me a little anxious) when someone starts to say something on a podcast and they get cut off by the other host and they never get to finish what they were going to say. 100
Reposted by @mattmorgan.bsky.socialJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”. 38107543740
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Man, this Sophie Cunningham stuff is exhausting. It’s just one person after another signing up for the grift. I’ve never been able to get into the wnba but I’m sure their fans are sick of all this non basketball stuff. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I think America is ready for a Wife Swap reboot. It’s the only thing that will heal our fractured country. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026There’s no way Susan Collins is as dumb as she comes off. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If you’re gonna go through the trouble of attaching a banner to a plane and paying for gas to fly the damn thing, make it big enough so I can read it. You obviously care a lot about this! I’d love to know what has you so motivated! 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If I were a billionaire, I would make schools show The Twilight Zone to kids like Henry Ford made them teach us to square dance. 000
Reposted by @mattmorgan.bsky.socialSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Pete Hegseth is removing or blocking the promotions of all military officers who he has determined would not participate in an illegal pro-Trump self-coup (auto-coup) in 2028. You can believe me now or believe me in 2028. Either way, stop seeing what Hegseth is doing as random. 19337571859
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It's gonna be hilarious watching the NY Knicks documentary in 20 years and having people try to explain Danhausen.static.klipy.comDanhausen's Intense Look in AEW Wrestling RingALT: Danhausen's Intense Look in AEW Wrestling Ring 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Bully culture was at its pinnacle in the 80s. I mean when’s the last time you ever heard of someone giving someone else a noogie? 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The exploding three point graphic is fun. I don’t care what anyone says. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I’m not sure what happened that we as a society stopped being impressed by holograms but I’d like to bring them back. We were happier. Magic eye posters too. 100
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I love in old timey tv shows when actors will randomly pronounce words weird. Not like the mid Atlantic accent but like in this twilight zone episode the guy keeps saying “robut” instead of robot. 110
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Something that’s emerged to me as particularly annoying in recent years is seeing people in power get so upset about criticism. They think they should get the money, power, be allowed to do what they want AND not receive criticism for it. Thats just not how it works. 100
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026My business idea is an app that lets you find the Instagram reel you were just fu**ing look at before it refreshed without you asking. 010
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I think we all overestimated Tom Izzo if I’m being honest. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Adrien Brody thinks Adrien Brody is a lot more charming than I do. 001
Reposted by @mattmorgan.bsky.socialRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/02/2026The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?nytimes.comNetflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover 17933874316417
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Just saw a squirrel strongly consider what would’ve been a very daring jump before ultimately deciding against it. It was the right choice but watching that would’ve been an awesome way to start the day. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I always love the Kohl’s shirt/tie combo packs on the detectives in Dateline episodes. 000
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Anytime my local gas station rebrands/renovates I have one of two completely opposite reactions: #1) Betrayal #2) Wow, my city has really leveled up. Look at us. 000
Reposted by @mattmorgan.bsky.socialMatt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 14/02/2026This is so spot on 4660041370
mattmorgan.bsky.social @mattmorgan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026That is the worst thing Mike Tyson has ever done. 000
