Reposted by MattDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The big fella is really hitting the Unconscious In An Open Parachute stance strongly here. It's been some time since he broke this one out. 4786763
Reposted by MattA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Musk should be forced to use his personal wealth to clean it up. Clean the moon, you dead eyed haddock-faced bitch. What do you mean it's too hard? you were going to have a city living on Mars as soon as 8 years ago. Do it by Tuesday. 382692655
Reposted by MattJacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 08/01/2026The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University. (And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.) / 7976442749
Reposted by MattSaxis 🥪🥷🌵⭕️ @saxis.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Is you is or is you ain’t, my constituency?! 011
Reposted by MattThe Onion @theonion.com · 15/09/2025Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases bit.lyDesperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other CasesWASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ... 101123262372
Reposted by MattJane @jane.meangirls.online · 30/08/2025They should do this to Stephen Miller when It Happens 1072101119
Reposted by MattBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses. 173145632505
Reposted by MattDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Yes he now physically looks like when ET was very sick in the movie ET, and yes his brain is visibly running in thin gray rivulets out of his ears, but I'll be damned if the big fella can't still say a bunch of big numbers. It's the last skill to go. 1112926345
