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@mattleidholm.com
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Abolish ICE. Free Palestine. Trans rights! 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 30/09/2026
It’s the end of bicep-tember! 💪 How’d I do? 🥺
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 22/09/2026
Picking just nine is impossible.
My 9 Games
The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am:
Stardew Valley
King's Quest VI
Baldur’s Gate III
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Factorio
Final Fantasy VIl
The Sims
Pokémon Blue Version
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 12/09/2026
Frowning Florence Pugh in the flower dress in Midsommar
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 09/09/2026
There have been 11 new Kirby games announced since Super Mario Odyssey was released in October 2017. We are dying, Nintendo.
Battle Royale
2018: Star Allies
2019: Extra Epic Yarn, Super Kirby Clash
2020: Fighters 2
2021:
2022: Forgotten Land
2023: Return to Dream Land Deluxe
2024:
2025: Star-Crossed World, Air Riders
2026:
2027: World Beyond
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 04/09/2026
It’s quite upsetting to be clocked so hard by an online quiz.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 25/08/2026
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 24/08/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen
My lock screen, dominated by an eye-level picture of my dog, Biscuit. The picture changes every hour, rotating through my favorite Biscuit pics throughout the day.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 22/08/2026
Feeling’ silly. 💞😜
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 13/08/2026
Sometimes, it’s sluttier with the shirt on.
Your poster in a gray tank top
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 12/08/2026
I don’t even know what’s going on back there anymore.
My back looks like Circe is halfway through sculpting it into like a crustacean of some sort. There are lumps and ridges all over back there somehow.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 30/07/2026
I think that’s from 2001, based on the legend they put under Alaska.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 30/07/2026
Biscuit, a white fluffy labradoodle, laying in the grass, tongue out with joy.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 28/07/2026
🌺🌸🌹🌷
arm
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 23/07/2026
Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body tea
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 20/07/2026
😩 Really need to be half naked and flirty with a boy by a pool right now!! 😩
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 14/07/2026
Astrology is bunk, but Eucalyptus and Rose are 💕🌱cute!🌹💚
My Pantone Birth Chart Palette

SUN
Aries Sun
Signal Flame
#E8472E
RGB 232, 71, 46
Closest Pantone match: 7417 C

MOON
Virgo Moon
Quiet Eucalyptus
#789B84
RGB 120, 155, 132
Closest Pantone match: 2406 C

RISING
Cancer Rising
Sea Glass Mist
#A7C8C4
RGB 167, 200, 196
Closest Pantone match: 6150 C

VENUS
Taurus Venus
Rose Clay
#C98C7B
RGB 201, 140, 123
Closest Pantone match: 2439 C

pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 30/06/2026
Yes, I like to take little internet quizzes that reify my world view. Admit it: they're fun. Buzzfeed knew what they were doing.
YOU ARE ...

The Skeptic
patron saint: Ed Zitron

It's oversold, it's losing staggering amounts of money, and
the harms are arriving faster than the value. You've done the
math on the unit economics and it doesn't close. You are
loud about this, prolific about this, and you suspect history
will vindicate you.

Impact: -0.6

Valence: -2.9A 2-D plot, with Overhyped/Transformative on the X axis, Good/Bad on the Y access, and a bright dot toward the bottom (bad) and slightly left (overhyped).
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 26/06/2026
It’s me, your hyper-woke, hope-pilled neo-Luddite and democracy partisan.
Your Results

86% Woke
14% Chud

41% Techbro
59% Neo-Luddite

58%Hopepilled
42% Doomer

81% Davos
19% DubaiYOUR CLOSEST MATCH:
Zohran Mamdani
Mayor of New York City (2026–present)
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 13/05/2026
A panel from Nancy:

Sluggo, holding a pail of worms: “They pay me in WOIMS”
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 06/05/2026
Felt like a STUD in the gym today! 💪💪💪 Can’t be stopped!
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 23/04/2026
Excuse me, don’t mind me… Gene Paremsan, private detective.
One of the men in disguise from the original postGene Parmesan, private detective
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 21/04/2026
Speedo season incoming! 🏖️
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 20/04/2026
I don't love that it's on be default, but you can turn it off in settings, too. I never see it:
A screenshot from the DuckDuckGo settings page:

Search Settings -> AI Features

Duck.ai
Duck.ai lets you have anonymous conversations with 3rd-party AI chat models, including models from OpenAI, Anthropic, and others. Turning this setting off will hide Duck.ai buttons and links on DuckDuckGo Search. However, you can still access Duck.ai when this setting is off by visiting https://duck.ai directly.

Button: Off
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 16/04/2026
"Two and a half stars is average" Meanwhile, my profile....
A frequency distribution of star ratings on Letterboxd, in which 2-and-a-half stars is very much not the average rating
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 10/04/2026
38 doesn’t look too bad on me, I hope!
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 08/04/2026
Uh... It has not been an auspicious start to the year of new releases. (I've seen lots of great stuff from other years to compensate)
Best of 2026, ranked
Only my favorite movies I've seen from 2026, ranked in order of personal preference
1: Project Hail Mary
(end of list)
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 23/03/2026
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 15/03/2026
I know I only have one pose, but I took this earlier and thought it was cute.
Your post author shirtless, with one arm behind his head, showing pit. There’s the vaguest sense of an ab, which is very exciting for him.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 04/03/2026
I mean, it's almost unsporting to send Chotiner after guys this dumb.
I’m not sure how targeted it has been. Israel recently said that it dropped more bombs in the past three days than it dropped in the Twelve-Day War against Iran in June. Trump has promised that bigger strikes are coming. There have already been civilian casualties. Americans have already lost their lives. This is the biggest story in the world.

Oh, sure. I’m not downplaying it at all. It’s a very big deal. I’m just saying that the strikes have been focussed, I believe, entirely on military assets.Well, we are also assassinating the heads of the regime.

Well, the head of the regime was, in this case, the Ayatollah, who is the chief military commander who also happens to be a theocrat with apocalyptic plans for the world.

Sure, a very bad guy. I just meant that it seems like we were trying to effectuate regime change, which the President himself has said, rather than just knock out military targets.

Yeah. And let me also be clear. I’ve never trusted Trump on this, or on the economy, or on keeping us safe in general.You are trusting him on this, though, right?

No.

You aren’t?

I’m trusting the military and our generals. I’m trusting what I understand to be the operation and the people leading it—that is, the generals and our military and our allies.

You’re trusting the people leading the operation who don’t include the President?

Well, I don’t trust that guy. Yeah.

He’s the Commander-in-Chief, right?

Sure. Yeah. But I can’t [trust him]. And he’s proven that over the past couple of days, being all over the place, unlike everybody else involved in this.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 03/03/2026
Nice!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, in the Super Mario Galaxy font
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 02/03/2026
Meme template of Lindsay and Tobias Fünke sitting on a bed.
Tobias: Every Republican president starts a war of choice in the middle east to make America safer
Lindsay: Well did it work for those people?
Tobias: No, it never does, I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...
Tobias: ...but it might work for us.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 26/02/2026
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 20/02/2026
Kissing posters series, with one very different exception.
Recent Activity:
Bones and All (★★★★❤≡)
Wuthering Heights (★★★≡)
Triangle of Sadness (★★★≡)
Shakespeare in Love (★★★)
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 15/02/2026
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 11/02/2026
Stud era incoming! 💪🏼
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 06/02/2026
Okay, in the interest of getting this thing going, I’ll bite.
Basic gay boy, basic gay pit
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 15/01/2026
I had no idea. It’s not even mentioned in the iOS dictionary, which I believe is NOAM.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 07/01/2026
Office gym was full of resolution chasers today, but there’s always time for arm!
Shirtless selfie with a weirdo bicep pose
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 29/12/2025
Southern vacations are the only way to survive Northern Plains winters.
My husband and I posing by a red rock outcropping near Sedona, AZ.A few cattle are visible through the blowing snow and fog in a frigid picture of pain and suffering.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 28/12/2025
bicep thread 💪🏼
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 24/12/2025
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 22/12/2025
My chocolate didn’t temper right, and then I got frustrated and cut them too hastily. But overall, I hope my shortbread cookies will be appreciated as something different this Christmas, even if I won’t be applying for Bake Off anytime soon.
Millionaire’s shortbread cookies, with layers of poorly tempered chocolate, too-gooey caramel, and very crumbly shortbread, hastily chopped to bits on a basic plate. They look sloppy, but delicious.Ditto, but I cut these ones smaller.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 20/12/2025
It’s that time. Keep the Yuletide gay, my friends.
Basic gay bitch, basic gay shirtless selfie
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 05/12/2025
The Fozziwig Chicken Factory annual Christmas party seems like a good time.
The Fozziwig Chicken Factory Christmas party from The Muppet Christmas Carol
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 02/12/2025
🕳️
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 26/11/2025
"You will be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:
Three Sharks from the opening dance sequence of West Side Story. Their arms are in the air, and one leg is pointed slightly upward, impossibly straight. Tied are perfectly pointed, like ballerinas in Chuck Taylors.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 18/11/2025
I mean, it has to be One Battle After Another. That’s in the running for film of the decade.
Leonardo DiCaprio on a pay phone wearing a bathrobe. He’s angry and confused, because he’s done too many drugs.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 14/11/2025
@davidehrlich.bsky.social Is this a typo or commentary?
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 04/11/2025
I have one pose.
Me again, shirtless again, flexing my arm again.
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Matthew @mattleidholm.com · 01/11/2025
Hope everyone had a hoppy Halloween! 🎃 🐰
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