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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

Någon som vet någon bra firma som gör fiberjobb för privatpersoner? Vi har boende som eventuellt behöver reparera fiber efter renovering.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

This was impressively blurry. Fried rice with bacon, zucchini, onion, and romaine lettuce instead of bok choi. And a beer with ginger (not ginger beer, beer ginger.)

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

Grant me the knowledge of what bridges to burn, and the serenity to accept the ones I shouldn't.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

I wonder when my fingers are gonna stop trying to tab complete my password?

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

Unsure if the original comic is brilliance or just taking a stab at those who think wrong in art. I blatantly stole the phrase to prove how fucking brilliant it is.

Cartoon with a painting that says "Only a pretentious fool would call this art!" and a man who says "I like it."

A painting with the text "Seul un imbécile prétentieux qualifierait cela d'art!" written in broad paint strokes, with a painted paintbrush underneath.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

I barely dare to tell what this is because some Korean moms will faint. Thinly sliced pork loin marinated in gochujang, applesauce, gochugaru, garlic, ginger. Onions, zucchini, leeks, some bell pepper. And sauerkraut. Applesauce in lack of Korean pears […] [Original post on mastodon.common.se]

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Kielbasa slaska (Polish sausage), saurkraut, fried onions, salt pickled cucumber, potatoes, and mustard.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

Me: So... I'm kind of writing a song in Romanian right now. World: Do you speak Romanian? Me: Nope. World: But... why? Me: Cupidonul tău local are o poveste de spus, iar cel mai bine sună în manele.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

Finally tried a kalimotxo (red wine and Coca-Cola (or similar)). Not great, but not at all as bad as I thought it would be. I might have to try it one time to decide.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

If I'm not get to use AI for my ideas some one needs to help me with them. You need to: * play guitar * play bass * play drums * play oud * sing like a man * sing like a woman * draw * know phrases in Arabic And on top of that we need to get a woman in her early 20s and someone with a camera […]

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

Totally unnecessary backstory on the fictitious music producer who wrote the song.

Faked Wikipedia page about a faked song.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

I realised that the lyrics to Sabrina's Boys (Summertime love) are intentionally bad because one of the writer is from Glasgow. Three days later I've invented Swedo disco. suno.com/s/lz3xHiiGdaHpFrZH

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Kerstin - Love in Sweden

Listen and make your own on Suno.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026

I mean, he's weird even if you understand what he's singing about. And this is from 1993. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qspRRndZoOA

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026

Probably only for Swedes. This is Sweden's André 3000 Tomas Di Leva. With the difference that he was pretty out there from the start. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoaM63U9jwg

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026

Exciting week. I seem to have forgotten to take my meds at seven different times. (Out of 28.)

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026

Pork shoulder with black bean sauce, rice, and smashed cucumbers.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026

Di Leva released a new version of dansa din djävul (=Danse you devil) the other day and I kind of like it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoaM63U9jwg

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026

The Swedish industrial band Phrank once wrote a song called Arsepunch. It's in A♭. In Germanic musical notation ♭ is -es or -s. So this song is in As.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026

Also, wearing a garter belt outside the suit pants is so 80s so Mathias Rust just landed on the Red square again.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026

A wild peeve I have is when people say "This sounds so much like the 80s" about songs that don't sound like the 80s. But this actually sounds like the 80s. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX2uy32iMZc

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026

I saw a screen shot from a HR training test were one of the answers was "Ethan covers himself in oil and starts sliding around on the floor calling himself "Slug boy"." I found this oddly specific, which led to this. suno.com/s/AogUFhIk1rgBDHDX

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Slug Boy

Listen and make your own on Suno.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026

It's skill that I make such good pizzas. This was with 10% atta flour, 60% hydration. Mozzarella, gouda, and parmesan, and then a Croatian sausage on top. It's a 10% chance that I get the pizza round like this, so that's just pure luck if I do.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

Chicken bariis iskukaris. Somali dish. Rice, chicken, some veggies, and xawaash (Somali spice mix).

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

I just got a warning on Youtube. The crime, you might ask? Sharing a cover of U2's song Sunday Bloody Sunday. Unsure why I had re-posted it, now I found the original made by RX 20 years ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnO_FxmHes

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

I guess the new EU import taxes works. I'm not gonna pay €13 in Sweden for an item that costs €3 in China. And I'm not gonna pay €9 to import it from China. So I just don't buy it at all and don't have a microphone for my computer instead. That's surely levelling the playing field for local […]

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026

The lore about the gnostic sect from 1st century that the band take inspiration from is at least five times longer than the song. Hanok al zqipa!

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026

Tulit Iahveh Henoch Henoch fit Iahveh Minor Henoch, Facies Dei Henoch renatus Henoch in cruce 1-2-3-4! 1, 2, 3, 4. The failable Monad took Enok. He became Metatron. Enok was reborn, in a stable. Then he died. Enok on the cross! Why don't you love me? Why don't you understand us? Why don't […]

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026

I'm not entirely satisfied with the ending, but this is the made-up band Gnostic Front's song Enoch on the cross. suno.com/s/09x8wZdWxdDp7wuS

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Enoch On The Cross

Listen and make your own on Suno.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026

Tulit Iahveh Henoch Henoch fit Iahveh Minor Henoch, Facies Dei Henoch renatus Henoch in cruce

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026

So, is anyone else crying when they're writing lyrics? Doesn't need to be sad lyrics. Just emotionally exhausting.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026

Whaaaat? There is already a t-shirt like that? For once I thought I had a new idea and made the image with AI :-)

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026

Reverse seared pork shoulder, oven roasted potato, and ratatouille-ish. Should've done the pork shoulder a bit longer in the oven but it tasted good.

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