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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

This was impressively blurry. Fried rice with bacon, zucchini, onion, and romaine lettuce instead of bok choi. And a beer with ginger (not ginger beer, beer ginger.)

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

Unsure if the original comic is brilliance or just taking a stab at those who think wrong in art. I blatantly stole the phrase to prove how fucking brilliant it is.

Cartoon with a painting that says "Only a pretentious fool would call this art!" and a man who says "I like it."

A painting with the text "Seul un imbécile prétentieux qualifierait cela d'art!" written in broad paint strokes, with a painted paintbrush underneath.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

I barely dare to tell what this is because some Korean moms will faint. Thinly sliced pork loin marinated in gochujang, applesauce, gochugaru, garlic, ginger. Onions, zucchini, leeks, some bell pepper. And sauerkraut. Applesauce in lack of Korean pears […] [Original post on mastodon.common.se]

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Kielbasa slaska (Polish sausage), saurkraut, fried onions, salt pickled cucumber, potatoes, and mustard.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

Finally tried a kalimotxo (red wine and Coca-Cola (or similar)). Not great, but not at all as bad as I thought it would be. I might have to try it one time to decide.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

Totally unnecessary backstory on the fictitious music producer who wrote the song.

Faked Wikipedia page about a faked song.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026

Pork shoulder with black bean sauce, rice, and smashed cucumbers.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026

The Swedish industrial band Phrank once wrote a song called Arsepunch. It's in A♭. In Germanic musical notation ♭ is -es or -s. So this song is in As.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026

It's skill that I make such good pizzas. This was with 10% atta flour, 60% hydration. Mozzarella, gouda, and parmesan, and then a Croatian sausage on top. It's a 10% chance that I get the pizza round like this, so that's just pure luck if I do.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

Chicken bariis iskukaris. Somali dish. Rice, chicken, some veggies, and xawaash (Somali spice mix).

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026

Reverse seared pork shoulder, oven roasted potato, and ratatouille-ish. Should've done the pork shoulder a bit longer in the oven but it tasted good.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026

It's a bit annoying being curious but also cheap. This is the classical Swedish drink gröna hissen (=green elevator), made from gin, green guracao, and the Swedish soda Pommac or Champis (nothing like ginger ale but that's the closest I can think of), and […] [Original post on mastodon.common.se]

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026

A tastes better than it looks/sounds dish. Sosis bandari. Fried onions, fried hot dogs, tomato pure, chili powder, turmeric, black pepper, salt. Sometimes garlic and/or curry powder. Had it in a lavash with salt cured cucumber.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026

So... I've misplaced that bottle of whisky again. I did find another bottle of whisky though. Unfortunately it seems like Systembolaget don't sell this any longer.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026

Firni, Afghan milk pudding. Milk, sugar, corn starch, cardamom, rose water. Oddly enough it tastes like Earl grey with milk and a lot of sugar.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026

Grilled chicken hearts with cumin and sumac, wrapped in a Lebanese khubz with garlic yoghurt sauce.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026

Today a Somali, a Lebanese, a Moroccan, an Eritrean, and an Afghan has complained about the heat in Stockholm.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026

Jag har inga problem med att betala tull och elektronikskatt, men det massiva påslaget som många butiker i Sverige har irriterar mig. Clas Ohlson tar 149kr för sådana här öronkuddar tillverkade i Kina, där kostar de 40kr. Den här usb-kabeln kostar 130kr […] [Original post on mastodon.common.se]

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026

Leftover of the reverse sear fresh pork ham I made the other day. Here with grilled zucchini, tomato sallad, potato, and a yoghurt sauce with feta and gulyaskreme.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026

Huset är ritat av Anton Wallby 1912. Bara 1:or och 2:or på Södermalm. Ska vi köra mörk skiffer (med något mindre plattor än här), eller små gatsten.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026

Om man blandar Fun Light watermelon lemonade och funtastic fläder så smakar det som jag minns att Hubba Bubba smakar. Med en Brasklapp om att jag nog inte tuggat Hubba Bubba på 30 år.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026

You never stand like this when you're going down an escalator.

Man going up in an escalator standing with one food on the step ahead of him.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026

Minns inte vem det var jag pratade om alkoholfria drycker men Lidl har alkoholfri Budvar från och med torsdag denna vecka. Ingen aning om den smakar bra dock.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026

Årliga påminnelsen om att det här är ett kors med extra utsmyckning och inte en kuk. Ser ni en kuk så vill Freud ha ett samtal med er.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026

I was bored so I made som kind of rice pudding.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026

Hava, Comfee, Airmsen, and Blitzhome seems to be using pretty much the same hardare in their countertop dishwashers with a window.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026

I spent unnecessary long time on a joke very few people will understand.

A book called Dating for C❤️❤️ programmers with Donald Knuth on the front cover.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026

Breaded kicken breast, ratatouille, smashed potato, tzatziki.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026

Now I don't want to be like that. But the bus chauffeur were cursing loudly at passengers that wasn't quick enough, the traffic, other drivers, and the road construction. Then at the apex of Västerbron doing an average of 10-20 km/h (6-12 mph) my brain […] [Original post on mastodon.common.se]

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026

This is an ad for a soda from a Swedish chain of grocery stores. I can't be the only one? #gloryhole

An arm sticking out through a hole in a wall is holding a bottle of soda.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026

If nothing else you can stay on Twitter to troll the US Government.

U.S. Department of Education post a poster with the text "Skills that pay off". The image shows wto plumbers working on a sink. The image is AI generated and the pipes are going everywhere but were they should.

Underneath someone has posted an image of Tom Hardy in the latest Mad Max movie pointing up with the next "That's not how you do plumbing" mimicking the popular "That's a bait" meme.

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MattiP 🤡🃏🧌🚩 @mattip.mastodon.common.se.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026

Gorby's pirogs are very popular in Sweden but they taste like shit so I made my own. I made the folding from memory so mine were more compllicated.

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