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Patrick Matthews

@matthewsp.bsky.social
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Delawarean. Workforce management professional, quiz bowl enthusiast, and Microsoft Excel MVP. Philadelphia sports enjoyer. I left The Bad Place.

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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 1h
Stringer Bell would have a stroke
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 2h
Fuck this. I don’t know what else to say. Prison kills. mississippitoday.org/2026/10/07/c...
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Wrongly imprisoned Curtis Flowers dies
After Flowers was convicted in a sixth trial, the U.S. Supreme Court overturned it and a state judge dismissed capital murder charges against him.
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 1h
Article states UAB runs a radio station, so I guess its staff are university employees and thus covered by the dumb law
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 2h
Kim Guillyfoyle asking a donor for $100K to cover her credit card debt before starting in her new role as Ambassador to Greece. "Deters didn’t ultimately make the payment, telling Guilfoyle it would cost him his marriage." www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 2h
Charles, enough about Camilla's bloomers
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 2h
Ah but you see, Kevin, now he is Based Mike Lee
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 2h
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 2h
If a stranger approaches you online to make friends by doing crimes, you should definitely assume that that stranger is a fed or a cop
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 2h
Beats the alternative, though
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 2h
static.klipy.com
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 3h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlvK...
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Bridge On the River Kwai - "What have I done?"
YouTube video by Cause of Accident
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 3h
"Juliet, is that excellence with us in the room right now?"
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 3h
Sweet Jesus
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 4h
Godspeed, Cam. You were asked to follow a future Hall of Fame center and Eagles legend, and you not only embraced the challenge but also made your own mark. Thank you for the memories you created for Eagles fans, and good luck on the next chapter of your career
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 4h
In any event, getting back a 2nd rounder for Jurgens is excellent value.
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 4h
y.getyarn.io/9b9f963b-f17...
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 5h
Meanwhile, over on X, the Secretary of Homeland Security is posting about "vandalizing the demographics of America," a phrase which is either a chilling suggestion of white nationalism from Mullin or just straight pablum which means nothing but sounds just fash enough to excite the faithful.
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“Vandalize the demographics of America” is either a chilling phrase suggesting that Mullin is a white nationalist or an absurdly meaningless bit of pablum  which ignores 250 years of the constantly shifting demographics of a nation of immigrants.

Underneath is a picture of Mullin with a quote "How do you turn a country from democracy to socialism? You have to change the demographics."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 5h
white evangelical Republicans whose experience of Catholicism is limited to people like JD Vance assumed that their allies on abortion would be their allies on everything and miscalculated so badly here. even the most conservative US bishops cannot function without their immigrant parishioners!
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 20h
Turning your phone into an unlimited two deck chute blackjack table without physical chips and a direct credit line to *your bank account* should not have been allowed, no.
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 4h
bsky.app/profile/matt...
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The irony of course is that Originalism’s big selling point was supposed to be constraining the discretion or judges to impose their own political preferences as law. In practice the effect has been very much the reverse: Liberating justices from the constraints of stare decisis.
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 5h
What a terrible time to be able to read
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 5h
Stephen A. Smith infamously blamed Janay Palmer for "provoking" Ray Rice when Rice assaulted her, so Smith probably can't surprise me with any bad takes
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Ned @thewesterhazys.bsky.social · 8h
Love to take state ownership in companies and throw no bid contracts to my pals while warning everyone that the democrats are communists. It continues to blow my mind that people can’t put this together.
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 6h
bsky.app/profile/matt...
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 6h
I mean, if you've decided to move Jurgens, this is a good return for him. But it's not the sort of move you expect to see a team make if they think they can still contend in the present season.
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 6h
sickos meme
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Ken Puls, FCPA, MS MVP @excelguru.ca · 6h
More and more, we’ve been taking advantage of the LET() function when writing our #ExcelFormulas. The Letify Monkey will convert an existing formula with just a few clicks, though you can also define the auto-generated variable names and configure various options. 🐒Learn more: mkyt.ca/letify
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We find using the LET() function makes our formulas easier to read, faster to calculate, and much easier to debug. Instead of trying to figure out how to incorporate LET into an existing formula, the Letify Monkey will convert it for you!
(Screenshot of the Letify Monkey dialog, where it displays both the original formula and the new "letified" formula, and allows you to define the variables.)
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 6h
Or busy restaurants will start requiring a non-refundable deposit for reservations
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Woke Sky Reflections @wokeskyreflections.bsky.social · 8h
Pierre Damas Bel of Springfield, Ohio graduated in the spring as an honors student and was in the school’s Marine Corps JROTC program. Bel was the only student not to receive a JROTC uniform, believing he did not get one because of his ICE ankle monitor. fox8.com/news/springf...
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Springfield student died by suicide after receiving ICE ankle monitor, family says
The following article discusses topics of bullying and suicide. If you or a loved one are experiencing suicidal thoughts, call or text 988 for help. SPRINGFIELD, Ohio (WCMH) — The family of a…
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 9h
Trump admin's new rule adding prohibitively expensive new fees for "OPT"—temporary work authorization program for international students and new grads in the United States—is out. Would require colleges to pay $70,000 for year one. $30,000 for years two and three combined for STEM fields.
public-inspection.federalregister.gov
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 7h
Thanks!
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 8h
That is so disorienting 😎
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 8h
So what this is telling me is that Peltola needs a meaningful number of GOP voters to list her in the second spot
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 8h
The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 11h
That’s right, MFers…
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 21h
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Cornholio: Are You Threatening Me!?
ALT: Cornholio: Are You Threatening Me!?
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 23h
Maybe Susan Collins should call her Senator
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#squadgoals
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was about to tag you in on this 😎
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Washington fans had to put up with Snyder for a looong time
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[Kash Patel forwards Tate's updated résumé to the FBI's recruiting office]
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck Jared Polis for giving Peters that pardon
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
ah more of those harmless "brief investigative stops" Kavanaugh told us about ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...
ballsandstrikes.org
Brett Kavanaugh’s Imaginary Immigration Stops Opinion Gets More Embarrassing Every Day
The fact that ICE officers do not allow wrongfully detained people to “promptly go free” is a surprise to only one man in America.
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've done a fair amount of business travel to Des Moines and I'd love to go back
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
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Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unlimited, full-hearted love to Lane. Grateful for everything he's done for us. A legend. Was time.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Since 2020, the Philadelphia Eagles' offense: With Lane Johnson: 49.1% Success Rate 35.7% Pressure Rate allowed 0.06 EPA/play Without Lane Johnson 42.7% Success Rate 41.2% Pressure Rate allowed -0.06 EPA/play Gold jacket caliber player who lifts the Eagles' offense when he's on the field
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Godspeed, Lane Johnson. You gave Eagles fans so many reasons to cheer over the years. Thank you, and I hope the next chapter for you and your family is a great one. #FlyEaglesFly
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