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Patrick Matthews

@matthewsp.bsky.social
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Delawarean. Workforce management professional, quiz bowl enthusiast, and Microsoft Excel MVP. Philadelphia sports enjoyer. I left The Bad Place.

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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aside: Lindsey Graham never did get around to deleting this banger 😂
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe not the ten best, but ten shows I really, really liked. If Heroes hadn’t fallen off a cliff after an outstanding first season, it would have made the list.
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Absolutely s-tier domain name
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Match it up with this
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
From Rod Dreher's Wikipedia bio...

Personal life

Dreher married Julie Harris Dreher in 1997. Dreher announced publicly through his blog the couple had begun the divorce process in
April 2022. The couple had three children together. Dreher lived in East Baton Rouge Parish, Louisiana. Raised a
Methodist, he left organized religion before converting to Roman Catholicism in 1993 at the age of 26, and subsequently
wrote widely in the Catholic press.[citation needed] Covering the Catholic Church's sex abuse scandal, starting in 2001, led him to
question his Catholicism, and on October 12, 2006, he announced his conversion to Eastern Orthodoxy. At the time, Dreher had
argued that the scandal was not so much a "pedophile problem," but that the "sexual abuse of minors is facilitated by a secret,
powerful network of gay priests," known as the "Lavender Mafia."

In 2022, following his separation from his wife, Dreher moved to Budapest, Hungary, where he lives in what he has described as a
self-imposed "exile". He returned to the United States in 2026, after Viktor Orban was voted out of office.

Dreher wrote that FBI documents uncovered in 2022 named his father Ray Dreher as a leader (Exalted Cyclops) of the Ku Klux Klan,
a revelation which Dreher described as "proof of a terrible story that I had long suspected was true, but hoped against hope was
not." Ray Dreher Sr. and his brother, Murphy Dreher Jr., were close to local U.S. Representative and noted Klansman John Rarick
(D); all three men belonged to the same Masonic lodge.
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I thought they were getting harder to find…
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Constitution of the United States

Twelfth Amendment

The Electors shall meet in their respective states and vote by ballot for President and Vice-
President, one of whom, at least, shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves; they
shall name in their ballots the person voted for as President, and in distinct ballots the person
voted for as Vice-President, and they shall make distinct lists of all persons voted for as President,
and of all persons voted for as Vice-President, and of the number of votes for each, which lists they
shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the seat of the government of the United States,
directed to the President of the Senate ;- the President of the Senate shall, in the presence of the...
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And nothing of value was lost
LOL
LMAO, even
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What the hell is wrong with you?
some anti-semitic bullshit
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Please indicate where in the text it says anything remotely like "If the governor of a state decides one of that's state's Senators is incapacitated, the governor can name a replacement."
AMENDMENT XVII

Passed by Congress May 13, 1912. Ratified April 8, 1913.

Note: Article I, section 3, of the Constitution was modified by the 17th amendment.

The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, elected by the people thereof, for
six years; and each Senator shall have one vote. The electors in each State shall have the qualifications requisite for
electors of the most numerous branch of the State legislatures.

When vacancies happen in the representation of any State in the Senate, the executive authority of such State shall
issue writs of election to fill such vacancies: Provided, That the legislature of any State may empower the executive
thereof to make temporary appointments until the people fill the vacancies by election as the legislature may direct.

This amendment shall not be so construed as to affect the election or term of any Senator chosen before it becomes
valid as part of the Constitution.
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ye played Raymond James Stadium (Tampa) and will play AT&T Stadium (Dallas). WOnder if either of those venues were supposedly part of Kraft's pressure campaign...
Sheeran tour dates in NFL stadiumsKanye West tour dates
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hilariously inaccurate map in the film "Barbie"
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sickos meme
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One dude who came in hot but could not back it up
Curtis Yarvin - QBWiki
www.qbwiki.com/wiki/Curtis_Yarvin

Curtis Yarvin is a blogger and computer scientist. He is best know for his far-right, racist political writings originally published under the pseudonym "Mencius Moldbug."
Yarvin played on the College Bowl-only team for Brown from 1989 to 1992. In 2021 he published a poem stating that "No one can fucking touch me / In College Bowl." Brown failed to advance out of the Region 1 tournament for all four years of Yarvin's participation, making his lifetime record at intercollegiate tournaments 0-4 and demonstrating that, at a minimum, the Brandeis, MIT, and Williams teams were capable of "touching" his
performance. He was known for "jerk[ing] spasmodically" when buzzing, which his teammates at Brown dubbed "yarvinating".
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Timeline of Eagles fan gameday experience
1) Starts with short interval labeled "Oh boy am I excited to watch my favorite team play"
2) Followed by long interval taking up most of the timeline labeled "I'm going to kill myself"
3) Ends with a tiny interval labeled "Nice we won"
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When you need your vehicle to #Excel
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Week 1 fit check Go Birds 🦅🦅🦅
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What the cinnamon toast fuck is this
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
what the cinnamon toast fuck is this
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When I see that Swisher quote
worst person you know meme
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Side Table Drawer breaking bad
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Because NIMBY people like you also tend to oppose higher density near mass transit infrastructure. If it weren’t for bad faith you’d have no faith at all.
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
RETVRN
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This was fun, and it got me exactly: I grew up in Connecticut, although I’ve lived the majority of my life in the greater Philly area
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
En years ago today. Never forget what they took from you.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Taco trucks on every corner

The phrase "taco trucks on every corner" was used by American activist Marco Gutierrez, the co-founder of Latinos for Trump, on September 1, 2016 which received widespread attention during that year's presidential election. During an interview with MSNBC, Gutierrez referred to emigration from Mexico, stating that "My culture is a very dominant culture, and it's imposing and it's causing problems. If you don't do something about it, you're going to have taco trucks on every corner."
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#Excel's formula suggestions are getting *much* better. I had planned to do a complex dynamic array to populate that table using one formula, and once I got to the LAMBDA the autocomplete hit exactly what I was planning to do.
Table in Excel that will show the minimum, average, and maximum values by day of week, each on its own row (days of the week as columns)Excel formula

=LET(Grid,$P$17:$V$24,MAKEARRAY(3,7,LAMBDA(r,c,CHOOSE(r,MIN(INDEX(Grid,,c))
,AVERAGE(INDEX(Grid,,c)),MAX(INDEX(Grid,,c))))))
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Round 11, TQBA Sturgeon Moon Middle School Division #quizbowl Tessellations 285, Redwood 270 In this semifinal, Tessellations snags the final tossup to win the game and punch their ticket to the final. And with that, my watch has ended.
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Round 10, TQBA Sturgeon Moon Middle School Division #quizbowl Hopkins A 325, Noe 235
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Round 9, TQBA Sturgeon Moon Middle School Division #quizbowl The start of Coach Mora's favorite phase of a tournament 😎 BASIS Silicon Valley B 475, Jersey City 180
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Round 8, TQBA Sturgeon Moon Middle School Division #quizbowl Rancho Milpitas 235, Finan Homeschool 160
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Round 7, TQBA Sturgeon Moon Middle School Division #quizbowl Adams 240, Noe 200 Down 170-65 at the half, Noe had a chance to take the lead on Bonus 19, and still could have won had they gotten Tossup 20.
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Round 6, TQBA Sturgeon Moon Middle School Division #quizbowl Redwood 380, Jersey City 190
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Round 5, TQBA Sturgeon Moon Middle School Division #quizbowl Noe 275, Finan Homeschool 145
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Round 4, TQBA Sturgeon Moon Middle School Division #quizbowl Adams 310, Jersey City 190 Jersey City led 180-110 at halftime and 190-155 after cycle 13, but Adams snagged 6 of the last 7 tossups to win
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A player: "No offense, but what is UP with your background?"
My Zoom background is a very unsettling collection of Gritty Christmas trees
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Round 3, TQBA Sturgeon Moon Middle School Division #quizbowl Finan Homeschool 375, BASIS Silicon Valley 295 BASIS Silicon Valley had a chance to tie it on the last question but the power attempt fell short
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Round 2, TQBA Sturgeon Moon #quizbowl Redwood 275, Cedar Hill Prep 235
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Round 1, TQBA Sturgeon Moon #quizbowl Hopkins A 290, Noe 275
quiz bowl scoresheet
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fun with #Excel dynamic arrays
sickos memeExcel formula:

=TEXT(SEQUENCE(9),"[=1]""Favorite Bank"";[>1]""Bank ""0")
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What the cinnamon toast fuck is this?
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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don't want a solution, I want to be mad
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