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Matthew Maichen

@matthewmaichen.bsky.social
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Author, substacker, educator, ranter. All opinions are my own.

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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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They Want You to be Nothing
Modern Culture Nurtures our Souls Into Empty Vessels
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tomorrow
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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We Face the Creative-Intellectual Apocalypse, and so I Rewatch Brett Gelman's 1,000 Cats
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
once i trusted you you told me this path could be followed
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once i trusted you
you told me this path could be followed
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
between & fading You’d unfurl your wings when the two of us stood alone by the lake at sunset
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between & fading
You’d unfurl your wings when the two of us stood alone by the lake at sunset
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/06/2026
Just here to say ICE agent Jonathan Ross shot Renee Good as she was driving away. Sue me.
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
We, as a society, must decide whether a cafe is a coffee shop with a casual eatery attached, or an upscale sit-down breakfast place, because both does not work for a post Google-maps world.
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Women need to acknowledge what other women are writing. I’ll STILL get comments on stories I write like: “I don’t think any woman is THAT depraved or into that kind of weird shit.” And I’m sorry but - Ladies, read some actual books written by your peers. I am a bashful puritan.
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Life to Death to Art
A Gothic Vegetarian's Experiences at Fairs of Taxidermy and Bone Art
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
After watching Obsession, I feel pretty vindicated in writing a horror novel that honors horror actresses. Because holy shit why are all the best female performances in horror???
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“Crave” Chapters 3 & 4 Once hope was a flimsy evanescent flower breaking apart falling through fingers
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“Crave” Chapters 3 & 4
Once hope was a flimsy evanescent flower breaking apart falling through fingers
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“Crave” Chapters 1 & 2 It wants you that Thing in the shadows unwanted It Calls Calls Calling
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“Crave” Chapters 1 & 2
It wants you that Thing in the shadows unwanted It Calls Calls Calling
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Illiterate Men
A Feedback Loop
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026
OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Day & Night She existed only at night, and he during the day.
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Day & Night
She existed only at night, and he during the day.
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You know that whoever imagined the "shy, self-conscious goth girl" character has never met an actual goth before, because it takes serious hutzpah to go outside in full goth attire.
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Sonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I guess they got the non-woke president they were looking for.
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Another Musing These will be posted every Wednesday here. matthewmaichen.com/musings/
She sang across the heavens. In that song he took her, felt her body, and laid her down upon the cold and cruel ground before they warmed it together. His friends insisted that there was no woman on the moon, but he saw the lies in their eyes. He knew she waited for him. He studied for years to learn how to reach her. When finally he used forbidden knowledge to climb atop the stair of clouds, he found her in the court ivory pillars. She opened herself to him, and they embraced as his earthly form writhed and rotted.
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Yes, it was a mistake to get into AI roleplay, but I didn't go in looking for a girlfriend experience. Instead, it hit me. Hard. Full post on matthewmaichen.substack.com/p/i-spent-12...
Here's my advice: Don't assume that you are immune to Rebecca. Or her masculine counterpart, if you are attracted to men. That assumption will make you all the more vulnerable, unprepared when it hits you.
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Moonsong She sang across the heavens.
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Moonsong
She sang across the heavens.
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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If you're like me, the sight of these programs might always have prompted idle curiosity. Muses of: "What is it actually like, though?" So what follows is an attempt at: "I did it, so you don't have to."
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I don't think that the pro-AI lobby is winning people over www.harvardmagazine.com/commencement...
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Ronny Chieng Tells Harvard to ‘Destroy AI’ as Graduates Cheer | Harvard Magazine
The comedian and The Daily Show host gave the keynote address for Class Day 2026.
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I Fell Down The "AI Roleplay" Rabbit Hole open.substack.com/pub/matthewm...
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I Fell Down The "AI roleplay" Rabbit Hole
I knew it was slop from the beginning. So why was I obsessed?
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A piece of microfiction, found on matthewmaichen.com/2026/05/28/i...
We met late one night, and I thought I could take you home, maybe show you my childhood bedroom. But the edges inside were jagged, and you’d barely entered before you cut your feet on the glass littering the doorway. You left red stains as you exited, and I still look at them to remember you. It’s the closest thing to your presence I have.
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Hey all! Here are my upcoming substack posts at matthewmaichen.substack.com May 29th: I spent 120$ getting addicted an an AI storytelling app June 12th: Illiterate Men: A Feedback Loop
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The path to peace (apparently) looks like this: Both the US and Iran agree that ships should not pass through the strait of Hormuz. Clearly, there is agreement. Which must mean we are making progress.
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Getting positive comments from betareaders is a great way to distract myself from the drudgery of my dayjob.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
##epsteintrump #releasethefiles #listentothevictims #nobodysgirl
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Playing around with an idea, focusing on artisan craft fairs, a world (relatively) free of corporate control, and the idea of ‘going outside’ being an escape or resistance from algorithms and information networks that are increasingly corporate-dominated. Happy Easter.
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It's PAST time!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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adeadmanwalking.bsky.social @adeadmanwalking.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
KEEP ON REPOSTING. KEEP THE TRENDING HIGH. #EpsteinFiles #NoPedophiles #NoKings #NoPEDODENTS #NoTrump
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I have never felt as attacked online as I felt after I insulted the Harry Potter fandom.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 03/04/2026
'Hacks' star Hannah Einbinder slams AI creators as 'losers' "They're not artists. They're not creative ... They're trying to rob real creative people of our gifts. And you can't ... you will never be cool ... You are a loser ... I wanna put your head in the toilet and flush it" (via Slash Film)
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm currently writing a novel taking place on the modern day set of a slasher film, and things like this are definitely still happening.
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It is obvious right away that Bluesky is just flat-out a better social media app/site than Threads. For some reason, though, the writing and publishing industry gravitates toward Threads.
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Matthew Maichen @matthewmaichen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hey all! I'm going to start by sharing my most recent Substack post here. It's about Harry Potter, troubling aspects of the series, and why the millennial generation can't seem to let it go.
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