Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 2hMade a Marina Vendrell Haunted House deck and did a little linocut for the outside of the deck box. 000
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 9hIn Seattle there’s a fence company called Cool Cat and they have a cartoon cat logo. I see their trucks a lot. Yesterday, I was driving to class and I saw a truck for Rare Bears, also a fencing company. Also with a cartoon logo—this one a bear, natch. Something is going on here. Investigating. 130
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Okay. I pretty much got the only Reality Fracture card I need in my first pack. 010
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Has Google renamed it The Gulf of Super Intelligence yet? 000
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Thinking of replacing TTRPG Game Night or Commander Game Night with Pit Game Night. 010
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In “well, that’s the first time I’ve ever seen that” news, I just saw a crow have a sneezing fit. 020
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The press ban is just a way to keep people from seeing him fall further and further into the depths of his dementia. 010
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I like those "Opening Hands with..." such and such commander videos that some of the creators make, and I think it might be fun to make some of my own--especially because I'm so middling at Magic that I'd basically say yes to whatever as long as there are three lands. "I guess this'll work. Dunno." 000
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dang @portrayalofguilt.bsky.social is fucking rad. portrayalofguilt.bandcamp.com/album/beginn...portrayalofguilt.bandcamp.com…Beginning of the End, by portrayal of guilt11 track album 010
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I made a Kibo, Uktabi Prince deck for my son and thought it might be fun to try linocut printing for the first time. And so I made Banana tokens. Not terrible for a first try. 031
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 08/09/2026“We need to have the moon. We really need it. America’s moon. Many people are saying it. Many people are saying we need the moon.” 000
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Where has Mastiff been my whole life? mastiffhchc.bandcamp.com/album/deprec...mastiffhchc.bandcamp.comDeprecipice, by Mastiff10 track album 020
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026currently listening to: februusdm.bandcamp.com/album/constr... floating-label.bandcamp.com/album/hesita...februusdm.bandcamp.comConstruction of Conflict, by FEBRUUS8 track album 000
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Found a guitar-playing alligator sticker on the floor of my kids room, so I looked up “dragon bards” on Scryfall and made a Korlessa, Scale Singer card. 010
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Playing around with collage #mtgalters. This one is The Belligerent, but it’s the GOOP cruise ship. You too can have an Izzet vehicle deck with Gwenyth Paltrow’s MLM artifacts! Up next, Mishra’s Bauble, but it’s a vaginal egg. 000
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Playing around with collage #mtgalters. This one is The Belligerent, but it’s the GOOP cruise ship. You too can have an Izzet vehicle deck with Gwenyth Paltrow’s MLM artifacts! Up next, Mishra’s Bauble, but it’s a vaginal egg. 000
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My HTMLGiant essay about MtG and anxiety got a comment, which is exciting because it's the first post on the site in three years, and this is the first comment in probably the same amount of time. htmlgiant.com/random/magic... Watch for my essay on Cookie Clicker and Universal Paperclips in 2028! 130
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sigh. An hour sitting online trying to get some Gene Luen Yang for my kiddo. 100
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026For today's post, I interviewed the game designer @alfredvalley.bsky.social. Good stuff! 071
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Five days, five posts on A Sympathetic Destroyer. Thanks for reading. matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/i-have-a-b...matthewjsimmons.substack.com“I Have a Borderline Superstitious Belief in Listening to Chance and Seeing Where It Leads Me,” An Interview with Alfred ValleyA Week of Very Short Pieces, Day 5 000
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Day four of my week of posts. It’s Three Fake Walks. matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/three-fake...matthewjsimmons.substack.comThree Fake WalksA Week of Very Short Pieces, Day 4 000
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"the return of the thin white duke/throwing darts in lovers' eyes" when the thin white duke enters, you become the monarch 000
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026<--your favorite writer's favorite writer's favorite writer's writer that they think maybe they remember once seeing at an AWP reading or something. 000
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Today’s post is a short visual companion to a new, and much longer, review of Magic: The Gathering that I published on HTML Giant yesterday evening. Enjoy! matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/mtg-basic-...matthewjsimmons.substack.comMTG Basic Lands by Agnes MartinA Week of Very Short Pieces, Day 3 010
Reposted by Matthew SimmonsMatthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Day Two of a week of short pieces on A Sympathetice Destroyer continues with an early draft of a LARP called "Psychopomp," a game inspired by VIGIL by George Saunders, Jane McGonigal, and a video by @rhysticstudies.bsky.social. matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/psychopomp... 001
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Day Two of a week of short pieces on A Sympathetice Destroyer continues with an early draft of a LARP called "Psychopomp," a game inspired by VIGIL by George Saunders, Jane McGonigal, and a video by @rhysticstudies.bsky.social. matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/psychopomp... 001
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Wirecutter having a bit of a day, apparently. 100
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I have a new, short piece up today. I'm going to do a little something every day this week: matthewjsimmons.substack.com/p/another-co... 000
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I often imagine there is a large text thread featuring all the writers I know except me. 010
Reposted by Matthew SimmonsMatthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 09/08/2026If Wizards won't give me "Bullroarer" Took, I'll just have to make him myself. 001
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 09/08/2026If Wizards won't give me "Bullroarer" Took, I'll just have to make him myself. 001
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 09/08/2026There’s a Goose and a Geese, so that means you can still name your band Gooses. 010
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 08/08/2026In the continuing story of the Steve Jackson Games 1996 Illuminati TCG predicting the future, I opened up my old cards and found the term 2 Trump saga in four cards. 010
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’m writing a new campaign for my gaming group, and it starts with the original Blades in the Dark, moves to Wildsea, and ends in Blades ‘68. 130
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Picked up a brand new Orzhov commander I’ll have to beg to people to let me play. Still worth it! 210
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026re-teaching myself to play euchre. might use my bulk to make a euchre #mtg deck. 041
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Remembering all those years ago, that time when my cat tried to eat my Wild Billy Childish and the Black Hands record. Scamp. 020
Reposted by Matthew SimmonsNiv Mizzet's Right Hand Squirrel @mtgcritical.bsky.social · 30/07/2026All of these alters are currently for sale! $55, payments made via PayPal, DM me to claim one! #mtgalters #squirrel #shadowwizardmoneygang 01411
Reposted by Matthew SimmonsVictor LaValle @victorlavalle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Who do we love? Librarians. Forever and always. 24411
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 26/07/2026A fine fine mail day yesterday! Received an alter of Kavaron, Memorial World and some wonderful tokens from @mtgcritical.bsky.social. That Saproling will go great with my Gilder Bairn pauper commander deck! 131
Matthew Simmons @matthewjsimmons.bsky.social · 25/07/2026My current MtG obsession is the Nita, Forum Conciliator deck, where I steal your spells, but might also offer you a settlement: moxfield.com/decks/qcI_Q7... #MtG #commander #orzhovmoxfield.comMoxfield — MTG Deck BuilderA modern deck-building website for Magic: The Gathering® 020