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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

(Audio on for added LOTR majesty)

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

This would make for a lovely greeting card.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I must have made my X-it before the fake blue checks were forced to poop at the top of comments. Seems like a strange feature, but then i wouldn’t put it past Elon.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Y’know, sometimes, Zachary Montgomery Ruane, I don’t think you take this whole social media thing seriously at all. (I assume your middle name is Montgomery).

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

These had absolutely no right being nice! They made me question the very fundamentals of existence… as they were pleasantly tangy. And existence is rarely pleasantly tangy… especially in an existence where fruit flavoured chips exist.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

All for the crime of vanity. The fat controller was fucking biblically evil.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Y’know… I’m not sure I can imagine Uncle Fester saying this.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Your incredibly official 2024 AFLW Premiership Poster for the North Melbourne Kangaroos.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Pretty happy with my Baldur’s Gate name.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

(Reads in David Attenborough voice) Here we see a man trying to catch the ever elusive Malvern Park trout

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Have you tried thinking about bridges? Because there’s, like, so many of them. They’re all over the place really.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I’m sorry Santa. I didn’t mean to fat shame you. I’m just jealous that I don’t look as good in a snazzy red velvet suit as you do. No one does. You saucy minx!

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Have you ever wondered what Dr Pepper mixed with sunscreen tastes like? Then wonder no more!

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I’ll grant you that maybe, just maybe, Robbie Williams does care a bit about the blues. But I think I’ve seen Snoop in three different guernseys so I’m doubting he’s big on the Gold Cazizzle Suns.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Here’s some celebs pretending to care about AFL. My favourite is Madonna’s kid.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

An order I made for Sinners Pizza, Macleod.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Someone has been sitting on that headline for a while. Shame he’s not being replaced by Brendan Bolton.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

What I do to pass the time when my internet is down:

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Muppet Lord Of The Rings. Pepe for Gollum.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

This is the way of the world now, isn’t it? Like The Bear winning best comedy Emmy’s. Somebody throw a custard pie for cliffs sake!

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Tomorrow everything will be very squiggly.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

The opposite version of this game comes with a complimentary voucher from protective services.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

An assortment of mulleted Jagr’s.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Sir Ian McKellen dressed as a Viking riding a rocket powered dinosaur in space.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

But a stripping politician cares too much and loves everybody.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Thats an insult to all well endowed turtles.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Don’t forget a ‘Complete And Utter Steaming Bastard’s Worth of Daurian Jackdaws’.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

From when I briefly wanted to start my own AFL9’s team.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Look at this thing! Sure the planet is on fire and we’ve doomed children to fighting a war against the nazi robot dinosaurs, but kids can have this now! Rich kids though, admittedly … youtu.be/DOm7LWtbrLM?...

youtu.be

SELF TRANSFORMING MEGATRON!!!

YouTube video by Hassan Ahmed

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

So by your cool letter mathematics, a DJ Jazzy Jeff Pez dispenser would be about as cool as the letter M? Checks out…

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I’ll wait for Shooty Shoot starring Gummo Hemsworth (the last forgotten Hemsworth).

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Pfft… P is cooler than J? Tell that to Jazzy Jeff and his inferior counterpart Pazzy Peff.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Curse you choking children! Because of you, there is no surprise, only laughably simple Kinder disappointment.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I got sea sick during Master & Commander, The Far Side Of The World, despite the lack of sea inside Fountain Gate cinema.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I think you missed one. (He was a car all along).

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

British aggression at its very worst.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Like this guy. Apparently he made Millie and Ollie’s life a fucking nightmare. Right arrogant prick, that Syd.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Taken from my experimental student film, Les Vitamines.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Thats a last caption on a Friday job right there, broh.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Apparently, out of all the chips, Burger Rings take the longest time to burn. That is my fun chip fact… though no good fact ever starts with the word apparently.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

And sandwiches. Sandwiches are pretty glorious.

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