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Matthew Galer

@matthewgaler.bsky.social

44 followers 86 following 61 posts

🏆🏆🏆 Award winning writer/musician/artist FACT CHECK: The award was for Most Determined player for the under 12 Magpies.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Fixed it. #AFL #AFLSwansHawks #foxfooty

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

(Audio on for added LOTR majesty)

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

These had absolutely no right being nice! They made me question the very fundamentals of existence… as they were pleasantly tangy. And existence is rarely pleasantly tangy… especially in an existence where fruit flavoured chips exist.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

All for the crime of vanity. The fat controller was fucking biblically evil.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Your incredibly official 2024 AFLW Premiership Poster for the North Melbourne Kangaroos.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Pretty happy with my Baldur’s Gate name.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

(Reads in David Attenborough voice) Here we see a man trying to catch the ever elusive Malvern Park trout

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Have you ever wondered what Dr Pepper mixed with sunscreen tastes like? Then wonder no more!

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Here’s some celebs pretending to care about AFL. My favourite is Madonna’s kid.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

An order I made for Sinners Pizza, Macleod.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

What I do to pass the time when my internet is down:

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

The opposite version of this game comes with a complimentary voucher from protective services.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

An assortment of mulleted Jagr’s.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Sir Ian McKellen dressed as a Viking riding a rocket powered dinosaur in space.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

From when I briefly wanted to start my own AFL9’s team.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Curse you choking children! Because of you, there is no surprise, only laughably simple Kinder disappointment.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

British aggression at its very worst.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Taken from my experimental student film, Les Vitamines.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Thats a last caption on a Friday job right there, broh.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

She couldn’t play for shit.

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Matthew Galer @matthewgaler.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I don’t think New Zealand Twisties are particularly twisty… But then I started thinking and realised that Australian Twisties aren’t particularly twisty either…. If anything they should be called Lumpies. In Europe, they’re called Fonzies and they look absolutely nothing like Henry Winkler.