Matthew Federman @matthewfederman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Damn if this doesn't encapsulate our entire society. 1104
Matthew Federman @matthewfederman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Gotta give it to him for one thing: he never deleted this. 181
Matthew Federman @matthewfederman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026This was on a bumper car at the fair. Sure, it’s mathematically wrong, but also in bumper cars there is no first or last place. Also wrong version of “Your.” It’s almost impressive how much wrongness it packs into such a small space. 1172
Matthew Federman @matthewfederman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I always think of this, particular when it's in subtitles. 091
Matthew Federman @matthewfederman.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Forcing employees to use AI that doesn't work for the sake of efficiency--which incentives employees to waste company resources to pretend they are using it--is some real Catch-22 (the novel) shit. The book should be required reading in schools. It's like the skeleton key for our absurd times. 032
Matthew Federman @matthewfederman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026If you’re in or around the Pasadena area tomorrow why not swing by and meet Cassandra Federman (no relation) (kidding) tomorrow and get some books signed! 150
Matthew Federman @matthewfederman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Your tax dollars at work, to keep your energy costs high. 083
Matthew Federman @matthewfederman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026If you lost your Egret in the Burbank area I know where it is. 180