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Matthew Dean

@matthewdeaners.bsky.social
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ifbookspod.bsky.social Please do an ep on Traction: Get a Grip on Your Business by Gino Wickman, because we're required to read it at work and it's so dumb.
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Not that this should be surprising, but today I learned that all the viral wholesome “Europeans discovering Americana during the World Cup” posts were 100% paid governmental propaganda.
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
TIL soccer and American football are both called football because they have the same origin, and the rules simply diverged. And Americans didn’t “decide” to call it “soccer”. They got the term from the British and the British un-adopted it.
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Help, I accidentally made the fastest parsing library in JavaScript? www.npmjs.com/package/pars...
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
First Light is such a near-perfect game that IMO there‘s no reason to have a movie Bond right now. If you want your James Bond fix, it’s where you should go.
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is what it’s like. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbON...
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Being a developer in 2026
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It's not really an endorsement of vibe coding that Cursor, mostly a wrapper of VSCode, is possibly the crashiest app I have ever used in my life.
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Kevin J. Kircher @kevinjkircher.com · 25/02/2026
"DNC officials told us their own data had clearly shown that the party's policy on Israel-Palestine was a 'net-negative' in the election. But the DNC refuses to share those results with the public." zeteo.com/p/democrats-...
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Democrats Should Release Their 2024 Election Autopsy – and Stop the Gaza Denial
DNC officials told us their own data had clearly shown that the party's policy on Israel-Palestine was a 'net-negative' in the election. But the DNC refuses to share those results with the public.
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The “S“ in “IoT” stands for “Security”.
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
My fave moment in this show so far is when the camera does a quick close up to Jared Leto’s face and he says, “It’s WeWorkin’ time”
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Steps for shopping in 2026: 1. Go to Canadian Tire. 2. Find nothing that you wanted. 3. Look on Amazon, find everything. Order next day delivery. 4. See a giant rat run right in front of you. 5. Put away shopping cart. 6. Leave Congratulations, you went shopping!
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
On TikTok a week ago, maybe 0.05% of recommended videos I got were MAGA / extreme right-wing. Today so far it’s probably around 30-50%. Welp. That was fast.
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The question is phrased in a leading way. It implies the two things are related: a) calling it treason, b) “demonizing” and “marginalizing”.
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
People only want to see one thing in Avengers: Doomsday and it’s Madisynn and Wong.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 24/01/2026
“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It’s actually kinda fascinating that the Trump admin has publicly declared that China has the absolute right to kidnap Trump and Melania if they want to. That’s a bold move.
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
“Let’s have every character do an emotional 5-minute monologue in each final episode.” - The Duffer Brothers
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Why am I only just now learning about how Joni Mitchell is crazy racist, to an almost absurd degree??
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
How do we convince @mark-carney.bsky.social to bring Xiaomi cars to Canada? youtu.be/Mb6H7trzMfI?...
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Driving Xiaomi's Electric Car: Are we Cooked?
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
It’s 2025. Welcome to the United States of America. vm.offtiktok.com/ZMA3uyUn2/
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Watch New York Times Opinion's video off TikTok
They came to the U.S. legally. ICE jailed them anyway. Jemmy Jimenez Rosa, Ayman Soliman and Jasmine Mooney share their stories from inside a cruel detention system that operates with impunity. | 🎥 Fr...
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I've never adopted a UI / component library I haven't fully regretted adopting. Especially in the Vue ecosystem; they're all so incredibly awful.
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I guess one upside of this is that you don’t need to acquire any rights right now to use the #1 country song for any purpose. www.newsweek.com/breaking-rus...
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The No. 1 country song in America is AI-generated
Breaking Rust, an AI-generated artist, currently has the No. 1 song on Billboard’s "Country Digital Song Sales" chart.
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LegalEagle @legaleagle.tv · 10/11/2025
"When your enemy is making one catastrophic mistake after another, interrupt them and save them from any consequences they might face." –Schumer-Tzu
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Master Elrond [he/him] @inuyasha1953.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Since 1968, CEO pay has exploded while worker pay has remained stagnant. If worker pay grew at the same pace as CEO pay, today’s typical worker would make $431.80 per HOUR. Instead, today’s typical worker makes $36.49 per hour — while CEOs make 280 times that on average. The system is rigged.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/11/2025
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Heritage is just cartoonishly evil. Just the worst scum on the face of the planet.
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I nominate @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to now be called “America’s Mayor”.
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Bruce Little @brucedlittle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Cuomo: Look, in the heat of battle you say strident things. But elections aside I remain the reasonable, moderate leader you know. Reporter: But why are you in blackface? Cuomo: I will ask my lawyer to respond to that Lawyer: Mr. Cuomo has….okay could you possibly take your hand off of my vulva
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/11/2025
In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If Chuck Schumer had any balls, he would declare that he is, technically, Antifa.
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Have any Republican politicians thought about what they’re gonna do when he sends National Guard troops into the Capitol Building?
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I wonder when Canada will change its asylum rules re: the U.S. 🤔
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 02/10/2025
Seriously. Fuck these fascists. Join a No Kings protest on October 18 and stand up for our rights and our democracy.
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no kings
Seriously. Fuck these fascists. Join a No Kings protest on October 18 and stand up for our rights and our democracy.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
AI fans always seem puzzled why some people have a revulsion to AI and one issue is the people in charge of AI are repulsive
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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
So anyway the president of the United States just called for American citizens to be used as target practice for the US military
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Exhibit A at The Hague just dropped
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Little known fact: Democrats would instantly switch party affiliation for a different progressive party that didn’t seem them a billion dumb fucking emails a day.
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The reason I resent it in grocery stores is that it implies that quickly scanning and efficiently packing bags is not a skill at all, and any human can instantly master it with no training. It shits on the workers they have as being essentially worthless.
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The Canary @thecanaryuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Colombian president Gustavo Petro just called for an international army to free Palestine Petro just called out international world leaders on their handwringing over Palestine - and took it one step further... www.thecanary.co/global/world...
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Colombian president Gustavo Petro just called for an international army to free Palestine
Colombian president Gustavo Petro just called out international world leaders on their handwringing over Palestine.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 24/09/2025
GOP: We protect kids! So—ban child labor? GOP: No Ban child marriages? GOP: No Ban children from carrying guns? GOP: No Ban gun sales w/o background checks? GOP: No Then how exactly do protect kids?🤔 GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag, free school lunch, & Tylenol.
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
It would be the funniest thing if Stephen Colbert brought his character back to Comedy Central after his CBS exit to do once-a-week features like Stewart is doing.
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
personally I would not want a show about how white nationalism is bad canceled in the wake of my death
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2025
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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Matthew Dean @matthewdeaners.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Does Cheeto know that the biggest funder to Antifa is the U.S. military? Thats where the most money has been spent in the cause of anti-fascism… which is not apparently funding… terrorism? 🤔
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