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Matthew Conroy

@matthew-conroy.bsky.social
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Father of two, husband of one. Denizen of the glorious Harlem Valley. Avid hiker, music listener, eater and drinker, enjoyer of good things.

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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 8h
did he do the double jerk off?
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 23h
Fuck this guy. We should all go piss on his grave when he does us a favor and croaks. Evil motherfucker. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shoot this treasonous motherfucker into the sun. This should make the headline of every newspaper in the country but it’ll be buried.
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vegas
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just a load of horseshit dressed up with business cliches.
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And we thought Superman had impressive powers
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is one of the more insane things he keeps repeating. Get the feeling he just discovered this recently. Penn, hang your head in shame.
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Testosterone on top” 😂😂California Boys. Katy Perry missed a trick.
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He also has terrible grammar
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No NYT - it’s not confusion. It’s downright lying. Stop giving these fuckers the benefit of the doubt
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More insanity - Christ this is getting old. Idiocracy sequel.
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yeah well…
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
nasty old crone
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve been to Texas multiple times and my mother had the misfortune of living there for several years and I can say that I would never in my fucking life CHOOSE TEXAS. The devil’s armpit.
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haha I remember meeting a South African guy in Berlin at our youth hostel who went hard on the TACK-O. My (now) wife and I had a good chuckle about it but to be fair my MiL hit us with KWAZ-a-deelya one time and that was even better.
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know people rag on his voice but it’s so perfect for his material and this is proof positive. Beautifully sung and paced.
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nah we’re not
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
praying for a meteor strike
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=NFjm... So good
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Horace Silver Quintet - Song For My Father
YouTube video by ukvibeorg
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That Tom Traubert’s Blues is 🤯
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Divided the critics? yeah fuck them youtube.com/watch?v=jBb3...
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Tom Waits – Live on The Old Grey Whistle Test (1977)
YouTube video by Tom Waits
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=sptQ... Love this tune and Scott Walker/Walker Brothers but never seen a drummer phone it in as this guy does
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The Walker Brothers - No Regrets • TopPop
YouTube video by TopPop
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is quite nice
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably some stupid meme
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to the Daytona 500 and left after a handful of laps, while people waited hours to get in. I don’t think he actually enjoys sports, just likes the attention and inconveniencing people.
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Megan McArdle of course. Just bend over for the 24/7 police state
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gotta say that was one heckuva Mahler 5 tonight at @nyphil.org. Apart from a few off notes the orchestra sounded magnificent. Special kudos to horn soloist in the third movement and the strings and harp for that amazing Adagietto. Love that symphony so much. Sky was also spectacular!
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
haha nice play on words
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like people still call Tuberville coach, like it’s an academic degree or something.
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But wait the lower courts don’t understand and we go another round…
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People say AI is evil but I just saw a video of a cat delivering pizzas on a motorcycle and if that’s not the apex of civilization what is?
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This book is fucking great - and funny as hell. Don’t know why I never read it before (maybe the length?) but it’s fantastic. Don’t think it would make a great cinematic experience because there are so many diversions and so much of the fun is in the dialogue and the narrative.
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Just throw some snipers and drones up there and we can do whatever we want”
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So you’re NOT concerned about the furry overlord takeover? 🤔
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But they “love our troops”
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every taxpayer, no matter your party, should be outraged by this. Your money is being used to fund campaign ads for Trump. It’s totally completely illegally. He’s stealing your money for his campaign. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/u...
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‘Love Me’ Ad Promotes Trump With Public Money Ahead of the Midterms
A disclaimer says the ad was paid for by the U.S. government, which could violate federal law.
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James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.
I honestly don't know how to explain.  Fascinating little powerhouse of a guy with truly unique hair / beard hyper-stylized combo
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
fuck this guy
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sure sounded like Duckworth did. How are you going to get all these great things passed with a vengeful Trump playing Nero?
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The idea that Trump is gonna wake up the morning after election day and start doing good things because we’re nice to him and allowing him to get away with murder and “save face” is laughable. Where is the any indication he has that in him?
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oversight, some badly needed investigations, hopefully more than a few resignations by the worst culprits and yes maybe even impeachments for off the chart levels corruption and inhuman cruelty. What’s it look like to you other than a bunch of “bipartisan friend” blather?
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
no we are going to demand some god damn accountability. guess that’s not in your lexicon
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
looking good
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ugh come on man don’t be so literal. Do you work for her?
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
she also said she doesn’t want to impeach ANYBODY
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh jeez we’re gonna play Charlie Brown with the football again? damn we are soft as fuck
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
uh yeah it kinda is cuz i watched the whole clip. what are you seeing that I’m not?
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What the fuck? Read the room lady. NO!
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Matthew Conroy @matthew-conroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ah i’m too late - definitely “Warm Beer and Cold Women”
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