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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 49m

a good mattress is life changing and it was one of the best purchases i made in years

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Something especially humiliating about the first zoom call of the day being at 1:30 and realizing “oh my hair has looked like that all day, hasn’t it”

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 5h

Not a single Republican Congressman will do jack shit about this, which is all you need to know to never even consider voting for them no matter how allegedly ‘moderate’ they seem on an issue or two

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"oh this place has so much more cupboard space in the kitchen!" "so I have to learn where everything goes again"

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

In fairness “pretending we’re doing it for honorable reasons when it’s actually just a baser emotional reason” is a reasonably good explanation for most maga choices, especially Rubio’s

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

tweets like this are how we get Ken Paxton as AG in the lame duck

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

did Trump ever do anything about that squirrel?

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

AI can do a lot but it couldn't reproduce Rebecca Black's singular aesthetic sensibility

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Marshall’s chief of staff with some regrettable texts that are likely to be preserved : #KSsen www.ms.now/news/roger-m...

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ken Paxton: You get those Talarico attack ads done? Mail firm: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Ken Paxton: what

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Granta @grantamag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We congratulate Anne Carson, winner of the 2026 Nobel Prize in Literature. Carson is a contributing editor at Granta and a regular writer for the magazine. In celebration, we have lifted the paywall on all her contributions to our pages. granta.com/contributor/...

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think the glasses give a specific look that works for you! don't change a thing

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

a real Liz Truss wouldn’t have to ask for tips on how to get canned quick

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

apparently I'm not the only one googling her age tonight

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Damn so Susan Collins is OLD old. I thought she was just old. But it’s bad

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

he looks gayer but you sound gayer tbh

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Even in a Trump+9 district, Matt Dunlap leads LePage in the polls for a simple reason: he’s keyed in on the issues affecting Mainers’ lives newrepublic.com/post/216280/...

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think it’s because secession has always been a red thing in California (the Republican areas in the northeast want to secede from democratic California and form their own state) and that poisoned the secession well

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I made a black sesame mochi cake for a dinner party tonight

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Paul LePage on federal financial disclosure laws: "oopsie, my bad" www.washingtonsun.com/money/paul-l...

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I get awful post shot symptoms too, so I always want to ask the nurse if there's anything I can do to make the vax symptoms less bad, but there's no way to ask that without initially looking like an antivaxxer

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the best feeling in the world

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dozens of gop groups send texts like “we need you to sign this petition so we know you’re a citizen, otherwise we’ll send ice after you” and I just think even M*thership wouldn’t do that

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I love his tweets like “to be clear, this isn’t a midlife crisis, I was just wondering what I’d look like”

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Truly INSANE Paul LePage answer where he knows Trump’s Iran war is unpopular so he tries to thread the needle…badly

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Second consecutive fall poll showing Matt Dunlap at or above 50%

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Karen you should write an op-ed about this to your local paper! People forget he wasn’t just a bad governor, he was also a bad mayor

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Paul LePage is apparently unaware that Mark Carney speaks rather good English

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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

should be instructive for democrats that Magyar is living up to his promise to prosecute Orban officials for corruption and is continuing to poll extremely highly

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I respect open marriages, but everytime a married guy on the apps hits me up to be like "I'm looking for something on the third tuesday of the month when my husband's bookclub meets" rather than "I'm looking for now" I think they should have to put a quarter in a jar or something

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Trump is running his illegal ad in the DC media market, which is a baffling choice for a wide variety of reasons. Just fully an in-kind to Eugene Vindman

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Republican candidate for governor in Iowa owns a sex toy manufacturing company. When I tweeted about this, they offered to send me a free sample

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

that’s classified. a little too spicy for main

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure what about this was unclear

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Do we think the Des Moines Register would run a review of Zach Lahn’s company’s sex toys?

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Matt Herdman @mattherdman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Republican candidate for governor in Iowa owns a sex toy manufacturing company. When I tweeted about this, they offered to send me a free sample

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