Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It’s literally against the law to make a story about Ancient Greece gay enough to be historically accurate. 000
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Mitch McConnell is either dead or being treated at a top secret facility for a crippling hentai addiction. 3203
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Pete Hegseth announced he will personally inspect the penis of every serviceman to make sure they’re meeting minimum requirements. It’s time to put the member back in service member. 000
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 12/03/2026FBI announces Iran will be targeting polling places in black neighborhoods. 010
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Dow Jones: 47,871 Epstein files removed by the DoJ: 47,635 What a race. 021
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Kid Rock sounds like a euphemism for Epstein Island. 030
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 04/01/2026What a stain on the legacy of the FIFA Peace Prize 030
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Many people were shocked to find out White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, who looks middle-aged, is only 28 years old. They’re ignoring the fact that making yourself look as old as possible is the safest strategy available when so many of your co-workers are pedos. 010
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I don’t trust anyone who says “Happy Holidays” because I do not believe in happiness. 020
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I’m so glad America’s final election went so well. Always important to go out on a high note. 010
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 29/09/2025The White House calling a Trumper shooting up a Mormon church “anti-Christian terrorism” might be the first time in history evangelicals have called Mormons Christians. 010
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Can’t believe antifa is being criminalized again after they were all just pardoned for doing January 6. 010
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Republicans are so desperate to make every shooter transgender that they’re just going to start planting dicks on suspects. 000
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 11/09/2025The best way to honor Charlie Kirk is to embrace the principles he preached: accepting gun violence as inevitable and feeling no empathy. Anything less is woke. 010
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 04/08/2025The only number Trump hates more than a labor statistic is the age of consent. 000
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 04/08/2025The only number Trump hates more than a labor statistic is the age of consent. 000
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 25/07/2025We’re one more Epstein leak away from the White House releasing footage of JFK being shot by Bigfoot from a UFO. 010
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Trump said he will block a stadium deal for the Washington Commanders unless they change their name back to the Washington EpsteinDidNothingWrongs. 000
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Instead of making Superman woke, I wish they'd just go back to 1978 classic version of Superman when he was fighting against Lex Luthor, a corrupt psycopathic real estate billionaire with fake hair who was trying to destroy California. 030
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 14/07/2025No one is more confused about pronouns than white people singing “They not like us.” 010
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 27/06/2025ICE shouldn’t be allowed to mask because I actually do want them all get Covid 020
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 10/06/2025LAPD is shooting reporters like they’re trying out for the IDF. 010
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 10/06/2025A lot of people think all of LA is under siege because they live in towns that only have one street. 031
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 09/05/2025All I’m saying is that back when “America used to be great,” we were knocking off Kennedys on a pretty regular basis. 030
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 07/05/2025It’s insane that there’s an entire genre of American journalism now where reporters take whateverer obviously wrong thing the president says and try to decipher what he’s getting it confused with. 020
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 07/05/2025We’re in the middle of the fourth surge of fascism in American history. American fascism is always white supremacist and usually Christian Nationalist. So far the bad guys are 2-1. Hopefully it’s a best of seven series. 010
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Of course he wants to defund PBS. He’s jealous of any other puppets getting more attention than him. 030
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Of course he thinks he should be the Pope. He’s not even Catholic. You can’t JUST be a pedo. 010
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I don't think Pete Hegseth should be fired. The last thing I'd want would be for him to replaced by an evil piece of shit who actually knows how to do their job. 010
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 17/04/2025When RFK says “People with autism will never pay taxes” he’s specifically talking about Musk and Zuckerberg. 010
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Turns out the checks and balances were just the friends we made along the way. 021
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Look, people being grabbed off the street, shoved into vans and sent off to Salvadoran death camps is one thing, but my 401K dropping 20% is totally unacceptable. 121
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Booker filibustering for 25 to symbolically oppose Trump and then immediately voting against limiting weapon sales to Israel is peak Democrat. 021
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 03/04/2025With these new tariffs, the average US household can no longer afford to own a libtard. 1186
Reposted by Matt GubserLudology Podcast @ludologypod.bsky.social · 29/03/2025🎲✂️ *New Episode* @ericabouyouris.bsky.social and @senfoonglim.bsky.social talk to @mattgubser.bsky.social about his work in the tabletop industry and the transition from traditional to digital modeling tools. ludology.libsyn.com/ludology-338...ludology.libsyn.comLudologyWelcome to Ludology, an analytical discussion of the how’s and why’s of the world of board games. Rather than news and reviews, Ludology explores a variety of topics about games from a wider lens, as ... 1117
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Last week Trump used executive orders to very publicly blackmail a law firm into giving him $40 million in free legal services, which would be an instant impeachment at any other point in US history, but at this moment is just one more drop in the firehose of diarrhea. 020
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 25/03/20252025 is just a yearlong Christian Nationalist celebration of Easter lining up with Hitler’s birthday. 031
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 25/03/2025True Patriots would be out there reprogramming Teslas to self-drive into Boston Harbor. 020
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 01/03/2025How embarrassing that Zelenskyy flew all the way from Ukraine and we made him meet with Trump because the president wasn't available. 020
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Three January 6 rioters have been arrested for sex crimes against children since being pardoned three weeks ago. A child in America is 60 times more likely to be victimized by someone who was pardoned for trying to overthrow the government than they are a drag queen. 163
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 04/02/2025It's hilarious seeing the reactions to the Luke Doncic trade from people around the NBA. The trade was so bad it's starting conspiracy theories. 021
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Based on true events #comedy #standup #bonjovi #dating #relationshipsyoutube.comIt’s My LifeYouTube video by Matt Gubser 140
Reposted by Matt GubserJEFF @jeffisrael.bsky.social · 02/02/2025The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin 200334897856
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 31/01/2025#comedy #standup #agingyoutube.comDeath by Body HairYouTube video by Matt Gubser 020
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 29/01/2025youtu.beWhen God Changes his MindYouTube video by Matt Gubser 020
Matt Gubser @mattgubser.bsky.social · 28/01/2025We do love ourselves a ridiculous euphemismyoutube.comPassing OnYouTube video by Matt Gubser 020
