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Matt

@mattgoshert.bsky.social
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Crew and Ipswich fan Fort Wayne expat Columbus resident.

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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How do you botch a stadium opening so bad? This place opened in like July?
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guess they gave 73 on Buffalo 5 for fighting because there isn't a penalty for flailing around and getting punched a lot. #cbj
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Que se joda Goya.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"We taught our mirrors to speak, we're just Doom Tripping." youtu.be/m90lpXj8gDk?... This album is going to be so good.
youtu.be
Spanish Love Songs "Doom Tripping" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Pure Noise Records
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Station! @ryanfromohio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JD Vance going to the (T)OSU game tomorrow? Will he make it to any of his old stomping grounds from his Ohio State days like Waterbeds N Stuff?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spotted in Short North
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Petition to rename this era the Great Depression because damn are things grim.
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@spanishlovesongs.bsky.social I'm in Canada right now and I can play yall on touchtunes. Can we sort out the USA because I'd spend all the money
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Presented without comment: Lauren Boebert asking “why is everybody so horny here?”
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wtf just happened? #crew96 #norontour
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Close shave America #crew96
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My friend would like a Shirley Temple, do you have those up here or do they call the drink a Christine McGlade? #Canada
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think @hodgman.bsky.social has a lawsuit on his hands.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Like maybe don't do a batting cage ad if you hit .200 at the cages for children.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@jordanklepper.bsky.social this is why nobody should trust AI.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A gif about how it feels to live in America right now.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is the song I was geeking out about last night. youtu.be/1qgBzCv-fY8?...
youtu.be
Spanish Love Songs "Good American" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Pure Noise Records
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Holy crap the new Spanish Love Songs single is so good.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The asshole who runs Flock's home address is blurred on Google Maps.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Weekend at trumps
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I hate this timeline.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don't feel like i have an accent 99.9% of the time so why can't I say the word "Dunkin" without sounding like Ben Affleck after he's polished off a bottle of Irish whiskey?
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Its 1am and I just started thinking about Hot Grapes. youtu.be/qu4xsHkdTzU?...
youtu.be
"Hot Grapes" -MBMBAM Animatic
YouTube video by geothebio
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Intense... 13 min in and the entire section looks like someone shot a puppy at the 10th minute. #crew96
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Look kids. Its the try hard cup. #mls
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#itfc #ipssun
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Randy Savage Macho Man Says 'Oh Yeah'
ALT: Randy Savage Macho Man Says 'Oh Yeah'
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Good play boys! #itfc
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Coffee is on and #itfc on the TV. Wish I could be at Portman Road but that will have to wait for February.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stolen from TMBG
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Holy crap. Today i learned that @emperorx.bsky.social (who i saw in Detroit last month and was my favorite show this year) also produced and performed on the Stella album (with Brian from tFB) Blown. Away.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Who the hell is coaching Pumas? Did some kid win a contest? #crew96
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I think the tornado that hit Columbus today without any NWS notice might fare bad for the guy running for governor that cut 600 jobs at the NWS while he was at Doge.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Conservatives "RESPECT WOMEN'S SPORTS" WNBA player hard fouls WNBA player. Conservatives "Obviously a man must step in and protect this fragile little flower" sports.yahoo.com/articles/flo...
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Florida attorney general threatens charges after Cunningham is fouled in WNBA game
Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier (R) threatened to charge WNBA players with assault after a hard foul against star Indiana Fever player Sophie Cunningham over the weekend. Cunningham has been a...
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
No photo but I figured @milesintransit.com would want to know the ripeness meter is about 60% on this morning's South Shore Line.
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"The politicians basically serve the rich, the wealthy, and their self-interest." Listen to this man in Nigel Farage's constituency.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Pretty embarrassing for the league that the Miami fans are being clued in on when they are on tv
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Copyright infringement. #crew96
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I would classify Andy Ginther as an unimportant tool but....
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS TORI? #crew96
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
With Suarez as the captain tonight they should just call this Miami side Dr Teeth and the Electric Meyhem. #crew96
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
How is the Cincinnati game in a weather delay when the Reds game hasn't paused once? #crew96
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#crew96 #intermiamicf
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
As an Eagle Scout what Pete Hegseth is doing to Scouting USA is disgusting. I also think its funny that he never even joined. Not even in elementary school. I'm sad I didn't make a couple sports teams in high school but the idea I would go try to destroy them 30 years later is bat shit insane.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is how you report on bigots.
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#crew96
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Matt @mattgoshert.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
#crew96
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