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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Choosing to believe this is a Great Expectations reference, but probably isn't.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

ITA. Wadey only sees women as mothers and wives.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In today's apparently. Actress is pregnant so they had to accommodate. Goes well with Wadey's idea that female character stories should only be about motherhood or supporting a man. 🫤

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Nancy being pregnant with Lee's baby. Probably a surrogate situation but still icky.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just superb. Full of twists and shocks, all taking place in a dual timeline where each character is sort of the same character in the past... maybe. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Calf deep water in parking lots and flooding over the sidewalks here in Broward County in our fifth (?) week of rain.

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Ron DeSantis: Holding Back Tears?

ALT: Ron DeSantis: Holding Back Tears?

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I can't automatically discount the idea because it sounds very Days of Our Lives and Wadey is clearly following the US soap playbook in other ways.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Momentous occasion today. I've now seen all 25 series of MidSomer Murders.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We're long overdue for RuPaul to throw a hissy fit over the low effort and lackluster performances in Snatch Game. Be real, no one deserved to win. #DragRace

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My dentist's AI appointment scheduling made my next cleaning on Christmas Eve.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Another alligator sighting in our village and the lake is overflowing.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I can accept that maybe there was nothing they could do to convince SKL to stay, but no excuse for how they misused her in Priya's final months and didn't write her out with a bang.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hope SKL isn't giving up acting. She was great in All Creatures Great and Small, and could easily make a career jumping around the murder mystery and cop shows. #EastEnders

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So Ash has been re-invented to take Priya's place as the resident 30-something female mess. Wouldn't even be surprised if Ash is the mystery pregnant woman. #EastEnders

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's been a challenging few weeks. But being at the laundromat first thing in the morning is a wealth of story inspiration.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Like the McQueen council house in Hollyoaks. I'd rather they showed people sleeping on the floor and complaining about their backs the next day, but Wadey's not interested in realism.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Threw together a quiche yesterday using the new Better Goods rolled pie dough. Flaky and buttery, well worth the extra price.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It also bugs TF out of me how clean and unrealistic the sets look now. Like dollhouse rooms instead of lived in rooms.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In case you had any faith in the future, I just overheard two young guys arguing about where rain comes from. They were both wrong.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Anna Passey is a pro at turning shit to sugar.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I get that with Uber drivers when they see the security gate.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

They said it was "broken in the box," whatever that means.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Still can't get over the fact Zoe's return code name was Sienna. #EastEnders #Hollyoaks

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"You're a part of the family even though your story flopped so hard you got killed off." Look at Jessie's face — she can smell the bullshit. But Michelle's all in on it. #EastEnders

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Ed Kane @edkane71.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I had yhe pleasure being a guest on this podcast talking about #BeyondTheGates open.spotify.com/episode/4C4u...

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Ep 327 State of the Gates with @EdTalksTV

This Is The G Podcast · Episode

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is what I want Stacey's drop in at New Year's to be about. But she's probably the pregnant woman in Max's bed, because every damn story has to be connected to Max. #EastEnders

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I really liked him the first two weeks. He was natural and not OTT. But now seems like he's being directed to be camp and it doesn't work.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Another one of those plot points where if they played it out over weeks with soapy build up and lots of explanation, I'd be on board.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Yes. Can't say I'll miss her or the actress but both deserved better.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Because nothing makes you want to screw your sister's boyfriend like the tragic end of the mother you barely acknowledged. 🫤 #EastEnders metro.co.uk/2026/09/12/e...

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EastEnders death tragedy drives passion for Oscar and grieving Josh

Oscar offers more than a shoulder to cry on.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Gawd I love Kristen McMemany. Her brand of supermodel gone crazy is right up my street. #DragRace

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Shame about Drag Race UK leaving the BBC because this season is really strong so far, and the boy looks are extra tragic.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You know I can't stand the guy for what he's done to my favorite show, but Wadey was most definitely not brought in to get the show canceled. That's chat room conspiracy theory bullshit, not how the business of television actually works. #EastEnders

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I expect will either be Jasmine finding out about Oscar and Josh, or something to do with Nicola's kin.

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