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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈

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Anglophile and opinionated fan of British telly. I take soap operas seriously. Typos should be expected.

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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just superb. Full of twists and shocks, all taking place in a dual timeline where each character is sort of the same character in the past... maybe. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Calf deep water in parking lots and flooding over the sidewalks here in Broward County in our fifth (?) week of rain.
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Ron DeSantis: Holding Back Tears?
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
womp womp #EastEnders www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/ar...
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EastEnders stars Samantha Womack and Rita Simons reunite
The pair played the iconic sisters Ronnie and Roxy Mitchell, who tragically died in 2017 when they drowned in a devastating New Year's Day episode.
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Translation: BBC boss excited at possibility of putting people out of work. deadline.com/2026/09/doct...
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'Doctor Who': BBC's Matt Brittin Says He Has Watched AI Episode
An artificial intelligence 'Doctor Who' was sent to the BBC's Matt Brittin and he said it was "pretty good"
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Momentous occasion today. I've now seen all 25 series of MidSomer Murders.
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fabulous Mazz Murray is on this week's #DragRace #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We're long overdue for RuPaul to throw a hissy fit over the low effort and lackluster performances in Snatch Game. Be real, no one deserved to win. #DragRace
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My dentist's AI appointment scheduling made my next cleaning on Christmas Eve.
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another alligator sighting in our village and the lake is overflowing.
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope SKL isn't giving up acting. She was great in All Creatures Great and Small, and could easily make a career jumping around the murder mystery and cop shows. #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So Ash has been re-invented to take Priya's place as the resident 30-something female mess. Wouldn't even be surprised if Ash is the mystery pregnant woman. #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Abandon ship! Women and children first! #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The new washer and dryer don't fit.
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Vanessa Gold's Angry Face
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Loved her in Waiting for God. Alzheimer's is a cruel way to go. www.digitalspy.com/soaps/corona...
digitalspy.com
Coronation Street, Doc Martin and Open All Hours star Stephanie Cole dies, age 84
The actor had been living with Alzheimer's disease.
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Threw together a quiche yesterday using the new Better Goods rolled pie dough. Flaky and buttery, well worth the extra price.
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In case you had any faith in the future, I just overheard two young guys arguing about where rain comes from. They were both wrong.
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Be real, these look shit. Outfits are great but the face and hair of a bottom ranking queen. omg.blog/omg-the-doll...
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OMG, the Dolly Parton estate launches limited-edition 'Dolly Dolls' she designed before her passing
The Dolly Parton estate and Integrity Toys haven’t waited a MINUTE in launching the first three “Dolly Dolls,” a set of collector figures Dolly herself...
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New washing machine arrived this morning... broken.
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Vanessa Gold's Angry Face
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Still can't get over the fact Zoe's return code name was Sienna. #EastEnders #Hollyoaks
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"You're a part of the family even though your story flopped so hard you got killed off." Look at Jessie's face — she can smell the bullshit. But Michelle's all in on it. #EastEnders
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Ed Kane @edkane71.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I had yhe pleasure being a guest on this podcast talking about #BeyondTheGates open.spotify.com/episode/4C4u...
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Ep 327 State of the Gates with @EdTalksTV
This Is The G Podcast · Episode
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is what I want Stacey's drop in at New Year's to be about. But she's probably the pregnant woman in Max's bed, because every damn story has to be connected to Max. #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Because nothing makes you want to screw your sister's boyfriend like the tragic end of the mother you barely acknowledged. 🫤 #EastEnders metro.co.uk/2026/09/12/e...
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EastEnders death tragedy drives passion for Oscar and grieving Josh
Oscar offers more than a shoulder to cry on.
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Woke up to find the coffee maker’s broken.
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Vanessa Gold's Angry Face
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gawd I love Kristen McMemany. Her brand of supermodel gone crazy is right up my street. #DragRace
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Shame about Drag Race UK leaving the BBC because this season is really strong so far, and the boy looks are extra tragic.
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Starts with W and rhymes with lady. #EastEnders www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/z...
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EastEnders confirms 'who's to blame for Zoe's death' as character 'left to die'
EastEnders' Zoe Slater died during Thursday's episode of the BBC One soap, with Michelle Ryan's final scenes airing - but a character could be blamed for the death
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You know I can't stand the guy for what he's done to my favorite show, but Wadey was most definitely not brought in to get the show canceled. That's chat room conspiracy theory bullshit, not how the business of television actually works. #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Say what you will but exciting stuff happens on this show and they're doing it on a bake sale budget. 👏👏👏 #Hollyoaks Official Hollyoaks Autumn Trailer 2026 | Hollyoaks youtu.be/QBsjjFAL0rg?... via @YouTube
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Official Hollyoaks Autumn Trailer 2026 | Hollyoaks
YouTube video by Hollyoaks
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Condolences to anyone who thought Michelle was going to shred Wadey or that the typists at RT would actually print anything like that. #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sounds like a crock of shit but okay. #EastEnders www.radiotimes.com/tv/soaps/eas...
radiotimes.com
EastEnders icon Michelle Ryan reveals the truth behind Zoe Slater's shock exit: "I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true"
Actress Michelle Ryan reveals the truth behind the end of EastEnders icon Zoe Slater.
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just a normal late summer Sunday in Fort Lauderdale.
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Saved a raccoon from the garbage dumpster this morning. We're both available for interviews.
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Wendy Conrad: No Autographs Please
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Starts with W and rhymes with lady. #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just a chill coyote roaming the village, no biggie. 😬
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Predicition: either a happy ending with Ravi and Priya leaving town together, or Ravi will go out in a blaze of violent glory. Followed by the Panesars waxing poetic about what a great guy and GOOD DAD he was. #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Live from Elstree Studios #EastEnders
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Please Disperse - Nothing to See Here
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fecking hale! #EastEnders www.thesun.co.uk/tv/40215657/...
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EastEnders crisis deepens as 4th star quits soap in 'huge blow to show'
EASTENDER Pierre Counihan-Moullier is joining the Albert Square exodus. The 26-year-old proved an instant hit with viewers when he joined the BBC1 soap just a year ago to play the returning charact…
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hate-watching and tweeting four hours a week is exhausting, so I'm taking a break from the show. Chatting with all of you has been a lot of fun and I look forward to doing it again when someone who loves soaps like we do is in charge of #EastEnders Ta for now. ❤️
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Still crying and reading the stories of people whose lives made better by the kindness and generosity of Dolly. A huge loss to mankind and the world.
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Kim's marrying a thieving postal carrier, so she'll soon be knocked off her high horse. #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New neighbor has a 90s catalog model goatee.
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Vanessa Gold's Angry Face
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Explain to me the logic of resolving Priya's baby's paternity four months before the flash forward. So we can have weeks of Ravi and Max hulking out? #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Yayoi Kusama, high priestess of polka dots, has died
The Japanese artist has died at age 97. Kusama's polka dotted pumpkins, "Infinity Rooms," and other repetitive and dreamlike artworks have been shown in museums and galleries worldwide.
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Roxy's daughter being dickmatized by the blandest creep villain is not correct. When Amy wakes up, I want her to snatch that discount rug off his head in public. #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What if Craig has a wife and kids? #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*gouging my eyes out* #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WHY IS AMY DRESSED LIKE THE DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES FOR VICTORIA'S SECRET? #EastEnders
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Matthew Farris 🏳️‍🌈 @mattfarris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jump scare thinking that was Pauline behind the counter. #EastEnders
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