matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I turned to my other half and said “slop”, she nodded and replied “slop” 001
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Sky doing their best to kill the vibe and succeeding 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Does this mean a guard of honour for Eze at Palace? 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I drew Haaland after the whistle for you to fill the space 420812
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 29/03/2026They call it Saturday Night Live but 60% of it is aired on Sunday 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Quote this with your “eye strain” art!! 💥 #Art 072
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 26/02/2026So today I found out the Statue of Liberty is green 🤯 what a silly colour for something so grand 🌈😎 010
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Nothing more annoying than finding something on eBay and it being collection in person only 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I like to think Pulp and Confidence Man are talking about the same Tina 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 11/07/2025How very British to put the hottest part of the day after we’ve finished work. If you want a siesta you’ll be doing it in your own time. 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Very much a ‘the designer has run out of ideas’ look. Surprised they didn’t stick a drop-shadow on it to complete the look 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 29/06/2025People who chose to watch Neil Young be like: 130
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 04/05/2025They have to not show some of our games to give my wife a break 020
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 03/05/2025We rested a bunch too they were just still on the pitch 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I was in Bulgaria when they beat Germany, absolute scenes 010
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Calafiori seems to have also come to this conclusion 😆 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 26/02/2025For me Arteta has Calafiori and Merino the wrong way round 100
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Thank fuck we weren’t on tv and I got to go out on my bike instead 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Are emergency loans still a thing? I’m sure I remember that being a thing 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Riccardo Calafiori super striker your time has come 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I got banned for suggesting I would cut Robin Hood’s heart out with a spoon. They only let me back in once I confessed that that is no way to talk to a fictional character 110
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 07/02/2025As a nice treat for my wife, Arsenal are having 10 days off 110
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I think we need to remember which timeline we’re in, so probably won’t becomes almost certainly will 010
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Beginning to wish we had fucked off into a super league 010
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 29/01/2025We should just play Calafiori as a striker and save some money 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Nothing I hate more than having other peoples (bad) music taste forced upon me 110
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Well after being ill 3 times 2 months it seems my FTP has taken 20watt hit 😫 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Local church getting into the breaking and entering spirit this season 010
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Just as well I’m not a millennial and a gen-xer in a trenchcoat 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 08/12/2024DON’T! Everything else is garbage afterwards 😅 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I bought it on cassette single (Leicester town centre), and I remember it producing the first time my mum told me to ‘turn that racket down’. Great times. 000
matteib.bsky.social @matteib.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Thing with Christmas songs is they’d be all year round songs if they weren’t garbage 000
Reposted by @matteib.bsky.socialStephen Drennan (BabuYagu) @babuyagu.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Pep Guardiola holding up 6 fingers. 14464121
