Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I heard they are going to make them rehire Brian Horton, sign and play Ronaldo, and adopt the Neville brothers as former players. 000
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bloody annoying that I can't watch the #49ers on DAZN because it's 'on Sky'. Despite paying for GamePass, and Sky deciding to stay with the Steelers game. Just great to pay twice and not get the thing you pay for. #nfl 000
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026These fancy England lads don't get it. WANG IT IN THE MIXER FOR DCL. #lufc 1150
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Stunning from Wakefield. Just great sport. Outstanding. #superleague 000
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"We go live to the Pickford household." #lufcstatic.klipy.comGIFALT: GIF 040
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Trafford starting, eh? Can I shock you? I love international football. #lufc 150
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The only fair punishment is that their players have to sign on a free for the club nearest the hospital in which they were born. #lufc 2395
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They will get a slap on the wrist of course. But you can throw all those medals in the bin lads. Won by cheating. #lufc 230
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026MANCHESTER CITY? THE SOFT POWER PLAYTHING OF AN AUTOCRATIC PETRODOLLAR STATE? CHEATING..? I simply will not believe it. No sir. This was surely just a simple accounting error as part of a great sporting effort. Just 115 errors over many years. #lufc 030
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think Burnham is right: it is unfair that you can drink in the stands at rugby and not football... but also I don't want there to be pints in the stands at our games. I love a pint at the match, but not sure we need more booze and projectiles closer to the pitch. I may be getting old. #lufc 8160
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Young Matt was in the LGI with what turned out to be a stomach ulcer. Got told off for watching MOTD too loud, disturbing all the old boys. #lufc 020
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Do you like unmitigated scumbags who think nothing of ripping off the institution that nurtered them, and then spitting on the memory of innocent murder victims? Then this infographic might just be for you!" #lufc 140
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I reckon that's a good point. We are nearly 25% of the way there, after 13% of the games. #lufc 3172
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Four points in a week, and we can all stop getting carried away. #lufc 030
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Something has to change. I don't know what. Something. #lufc 141
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026We should smash it today. I realise that. So why do I feel a sense of dread? #lufc 2101
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Close the door on the way out Jim lad. #lufc www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBillionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UKIneos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea. 2190
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I spent a decade playing for a Sunday League team in West London, chiefly made up of Hull City and Brentford fans, and a whole lot of Chelsea hate. Few WhatsApps flying about tonight. (Shame for Gav, our captain and Partick Thistle fan that they are not in the top six.) #lufc 020
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Chelsea have spent a billion quid to have Jordan Henderson and Danny Welbeck in their starting 11. #lufcstatic.klipy.comHomer Simpson: Pure GeniusALT: Homer Simpson: Pure Genius 2151
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Bogle and JJ robbed there. But nice to have two players/a vague interest in the England men's team. #lufc 050
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I reckon I could be a reserve goalie in the Carabao Cup. Stand there for a bit. Pick the ball out of the net. #lufc 130
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026With a flash of his perfect Turkey teeth, Karl Darlow's rueful grin reflects his learning that a move to Scum has not stopped his occasional madnesses leading to terrible goals. #lufc 010
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Scum reserves vscore two soft goals as the Formerly Big Formerly Sexy Pirate stands, passive, useless. Somewhere, Tarik smiles. #lufc 030
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I really hope there is at least one person who already cashed in their bet on Leeds to win and Bogle to score. #lufc 0150
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Bogle should wait until the goal is given to DCL, then launch a counter appeal. Keep 'em busy. #lufc 1100
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Folks: he's resting players because we are all over them. Bringing players on who would expect to start. It's sensible and a sign of strength. #lufc 150
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Newcastle's manager looks like a City trader who boasts about having a Spearmint Rhinoes gold card. #lufc 190
Matt Egan @mattegan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bloody shame that Fat Frank's players continue not to do what he is telling them to them to do. #lufc 360
