matteb @matteb.bsky.social · 22/08/2023@jamesgunn.bsky.social hello. my name is matt please do not be alarmed please dont alert the authorities but i need you to open up Fortnite now and play a game, everything is at stake here i dont mean to scare you but this is important please do as i say 030
Reposted by mattebjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/08/2023guns are girl-coded men should just punch things really hard if they need to kill something 1731526
matteb @matteb.bsky.social · 10/08/2023Jeremy Renner killed after wood nymph harvests his life force 040
matteb @matteb.bsky.social · 30/07/2023security had to escort me from the premises because i was beaching off too hard in the cinema 010
matteb @matteb.bsky.social · 29/07/2023Same i rode bicycle for the first time in a while about 6 miles with some quite steep hill and it just wiped me out lol 000
matteb @matteb.bsky.social · 17/07/2023wacthing impratical jonkers and why they so mean to yhe bald guy? :( 020
matteb @matteb.bsky.social · 03/07/2023too bad he passed away in that tragic escalator accident. that video of it haunts me... 050
matteb @matteb.bsky.social · 02/07/2023i'll take a glass of youre hot steaming yellow piss. shaken, not stirred. 160
