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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 11/09/2026

So, uh, I have the latest AMD server rack all for myself, how do I plug this thing in

A photo of a boxed, sealed AMD Helios promotional Lego kit

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 03/09/2026

Ooh, it has a void. I've always wanted a house with a void. I've been lookin into it for years

A section of the floorplan for the flat in the upper floors of St Pancras. There is an area labelled "void"

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 22/08/2026

Of course we have our own sacred monuments

Hole in the wall outside Ilkeston Natwest

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 23/07/2026

Reminds me of this place I came across in Horsforth

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 25/05/2026

Casually shirtmogging the other dads at the play barn

Me, wearing sunglasses and a hat indoors for some reason, also wearing a genuine Hawaiian shirt

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 16/05/2026

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 14/04/2026

Google remembers the day we met

A highlight card from google photos. It reads "Spotlight on a day; 0 highlights", and is otherwise blank

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 29/03/2026

cultural victory (apologies to @rmcelreath.bsky.social, from whom i nicked the painting bit)

An excerpt from a painting showing a Briton fighting with a Roman soldier during the Battle of Watling Street. the Briton is shouting HOT! CROSS! BUNETTONE!

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 21/03/2026

Cracking bit of pork shoulder for dinner

Sinister looking guy from an 80s British pork advert

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 12/02/2026

Probably the pictured fella (or Adrian and/or Beverley Turner)

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 16/12/2025

Incredibly cursed preview image

A screenshot of a tweet that links to an interview between Sydney Sweeney and Ethan Hawke. The preview images in the tweet combine the upper half of Sweeney's head with the lower half of Hawke's

The combined preview of Hawke and Sweeney's heads

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 01/12/2025

Possibly from the Young Ones?

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 21/11/2025

Look how they massacred my boy

The Dubliner, in York, which used to be a great pub called The Maltings, and is now clearly not

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 01/11/2025

99% of the prompts are just this

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 02/09/2025

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

Screenshot from True Detective
Woody Harrelson's character is leaning on his car, talking to somebody offscreen. The subtitle reads "I just want you to stop saying odd shit"

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 22/08/2025

Well it would have given him a good experience for a role in Morse

Part of the credits of an episode of Morse. A character is listed as "Incontinent policeman"

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 16/08/2025

Another AI banger (I'm asking about the very old game, Capitalism)

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 24/07/2025

And let's ask again. Ok, so he's not in Season 10, but he is in an episode that is in Season 10. Glad that's all cleared up then.

The AI Overview text reads: "No, Robert Culp is not in Season 10 of Columbo. While he did appear in four episodes of the show, his last appearance was in the 1990 episode "Columbo Goes to College," which is part of the season considered to be Season 10, but not actually part of the original run. Season 10 is also known as the "revival" season. In "Columbo Goes to College", Culp played the father of one of the student murderers, rather than playing the murderer himself. "

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 24/07/2025

let's ask again! This time it gets it right.

The AI Overview text reads: "Yes, Robert Culp appears in the first episode of Columbo Season 10, "Columbo Goes to College", but not as the murderer. This was his fourth and final appearance on the show, and the only time he played a character other than the killer, according to Wikipedia. He plays Jordan Rowe, the father of one of the college student murderers."

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 24/07/2025

Me, watching season 10 of Columbo: hmm, is that Robert Culp again? Google: no, but he is in <episode I am currently watching, which is in season 10>, which isn't in season 10; episode <which is in season 9> is in season 10, but he's not in that episode. It's great stuff this.

A Google AI answer to the question "is Robert Culp in season 10 of Columbo?". The text reads "No, Robert Culp is not in Season 10 of Columbo. While he did appear in four episodes of the show, his last appearance was in the 1990 episode "Columbo Goes to College," which is not part of Season 10. Season 10 of Columbo featured the episode "Columbo Cries Wolf," which does not include Robert Culp."

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 23/07/2025

Well that escalated quickly

A set of blackboards showing upcoming events at a local pub. First, a quiz, then target shooting, then an acoustic jam session. Finally, on Sunday, they'll be Hanging Johnny

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 08/07/2025

Found a random shop near me that sells these and I'm totally addicted

A pack of frozen parippuvada - south Indian fried lentil patties - which, for the record, are incredible

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 20/06/2025

Augmented reality "view-in-your-room" is a game changer

A screenshot of augmented reality "view-in-your-room" product display from Amazon. A toilet seat is floating in the air in a cafe.

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 20/05/2025

Meant to go back and take a proper screenshot of this but by the time I remembered it had gone, for some reason. Folks, remember to remove all "memorabilia" from view before the estate agents come round to take photos.

A photograph from a property listing on Rightmove. The photo shows a rear year with a a variety of pot plants, but right in the middle is a Balkenkreuz on a grey background, as if the Luftwaffe had just been shot down nearby and a piece claimed as a trophy

A closer crop of the photo showing the Balkenkreuz

An even closer close up, which appears to the show the Balkenkreuz is on some kind of curved or cylindrical object and may have plants growing out of the top

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 24/04/2025

My 2 year old just dropped yoghurt on the floor, and, well

A splodge of yoghurt on a wooden floor. The splodge is shaped like a penis and testicles

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 14/04/2025

So salary gets worse with more experience? jeez, thanks for the warning Google AI

A screenshot from google AI search, which reads:
"More experienced developers (15+ years) may earn closer to £62,000, while those with 4-6 years of experience might reach £90,000, according to Glassdoor"

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 28/02/2025

"keep out of the black and into the red, nothing in this game for two in a bed"

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 28/02/2025

Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 23/02/2025

The process of selecting a new Pope.

A screenshot of 80s TV show "the adventure game", in which a contestant is making their way across a perilous bridge full of gals over a the yawning chasm of space

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 08/01/2025

Advertise your account with one Simpsons image

The scene from the simpsons in which Moe Sizlak undergoes a lie detector test

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 03/01/2025

I knew i had a photo somewhere 🥚

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 25/12/2024

Santa had a rough night. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals x

A pile of rubbish. Empty cardboqrd boxes crumpled up and a pile of red and white plastic wrapping in a cylindrical shape

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 23/12/2024

If you invite me to your house and you have one of these, I 1) apologise in advance for what you will witness and 2) cannot be legally held responsible for my actions

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 04/12/2024

Sadly departed friend of mine had form for that kind of thing Was well over 7 kg at this point so getting up there took some serious effort

A tabby and white cat sat on top of a kitchen cabinet

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 21/11/2024

If you should have the misfortune to come across the crisps, let me know where and I'll dispose of them for you

A bag of Camembert and black garlic crisps from CoOp

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 11/10/2024

Absolutely the same, it just the best

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Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.com · 10/10/2024

I could definitely get used to this. Can't believe I've wanted to see them all my life and I've seen them twice this year without having to go anywhere

Red and green glowing in the sky - the northern lights seen from a Lincolnshire back garden

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