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Matt Braithwaite

@mattbraithwaite.bsky.social
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Half hours on Earth, what are they worth? I don’t know.

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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 12 100🎯 97🔥 98🔥 98🔥 96🔥 Final score: 975
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: my cat friend again. The other one had gone back to wary watchfulness.
A tabby cat and some supermarket rosesA black and white cat peering at me from the top of a fence
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Ally Pally parkrun @allypallyparkrun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎇 Firework Cancellations 2026 🎇 ‼️ We are cancelled on 31st October and 7th November for the Alexandra Palace Firework & Drone Festival. ‼️ NB - at the request of the team at the Palace we are off for two weeks this year. 😮 #loveparkrun
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, but at the knees.
Madness doing the Nutty Walk
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, with perfectly calibrated theodolite: The clearance of this bridge is exactly five metres My Garmin:
Road sign saying 4.98m
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: the cat from last week, back this week with a friend. I think we’re a gang now.
A tabby cat and a black cat
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The cover of Introspective by Pet Shop Boys
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have 566 and 387 unread messages in two WhatsApp groups.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: this cat, which usually won’t give me the time of day, but today wanted to complain to me about some noisy building work
A tabby cat on a path
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
<Runs in out of breath, five years late> Loved the Coach Beard episode of Ted Lasso!
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shorter than I was expecting.
A reproduction of a small part of the Bayeaux Tapestry, in a shop
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: The Little Record Shop, Hornsey
Small shuttered shop with a sign saying “Records wanted”
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OK, who has my copy of Tau Zero by Poul Anderson? Come on, own up.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just replaced the hinge and part of the door trim on the washing machine. What an absolute Dad.
Close-up of hinge and part of the door of a washing machine
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kings of the Wild Frontier, from Boots, with money I got from my grandad for my eighth birthday. Fascinated by the catalogue that came with it despite not understanding much of it. (What did “Likes: Sex Pistols circa ‘76” even mean?) Lost it in a house move at some point, to my eternal regret.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It me
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I toyed with the idea of going to watch the U21s last night. Thankfully my inherent laziness won out. 😲
Wealdstone 6-0 Stoke U21
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: new build
An angular block of flats, brightly lit by the Sun
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
✊
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Is that in the correct aspect ratio?
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: trees, except they’re not
Worn panels on a building site giving the appearance of silhouetted trees and a cloudy sky
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Exploring Chatsworth House and suddenly struck by the urge to watch some Monty Python.
A large, carved marble foot
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: sunlight on water
Sunlight catching the ripples on water
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Listening to Siouxsie and the Banshees on the way in to work, on a route I have walked 100 times, and I have NEVER noticed this street sign until today.
Street sign saying Bromley Place W1
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: a crow
A crow on a branch
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@hanleypa.bsky.social Emboldened by drink, two years ago at Downstairs at The Dome in Tufnell Park I told you exactly the same as my mate Glenn says here, that the music wasn’t an exercise in nostalgia but stood on its own merit. I might have been jabbing my finger a bit. Thanks and all that. 👍
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: Ally Pally’s “really really REALLY don’t have a barbecue” poster
A poster with nine “forbidden” signs, seven of which are about barbecues
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
www.bbc.co.uk/news/enterta...
bbc.co.uk
Tom Holland's Avengers bonus sent to Tom Hollander in error
The White Lotus star said the Spiderman actor received a seven-figure first bonus for Avengers.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: blackberries
Close-up of blackberries on the wine, one ripe, the remainder unripened
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
*Taps sign*
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Alan Partridge saying “Can I just shock you? I like wine” except instead of “wine” the text says “third-place playoff”
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: Colin Chapman plaque
Plaque on a brick wall saying:
Colin Chapman 1928-1982
Found Lotus Engineering Co Ltd on this site in January 1953
Erected in his memory by Club Lotus January 1984
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Took part in the Josh Kerr Mile outside the London Stadium on Thursday evening; new parkrun PB this morning, at Lordship Recreation Ground; then back to the London Stadium this afternoon to see Josh Kerr set a new mile world record.
Me in running kit, bib and medal standing next to a Josh Kerr posterMe in running vest in front of a bicycle sculpture Josh Kerr being photographed by press next to a scoreboard showing his mile world record
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
No London Marathon place for me but I did finish second at a parkrun for the first time (on the 298th attempt), so it’s not all bad.
Me, in running kit, arms folded, behind the Northala Fields parkrun sign
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: no swimmin’
A park sign saying NO SWIMMING except the G has been covered by another sign
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’ve just seen a steam train race through Hornsey station. Thank you. As you were.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Haven’t seen Romanian football lion yet today. Instagram not on their game.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Pub names suggested by random pics I’ve taken, 3: The Jersey Tiger
A Jersey Tiger moth resting on a Nintendo Switch controller
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
In Every Dream Home a Tie Break
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Morning all.
England World Cup 82 mug (first of three pics)
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ha ha!
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Might go for a run.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It’s startling to get light out.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hans Moleman meme saying “I want the most exciting England game you have…no, that’s too exciting”
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Lack of match fitness following an Achilles injury.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yes he was, I think. They nursed him through the early part of the tournament.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Not now, Duolingo (this popped up literally during the penalty)
Duolingo reminder saying “Hi Matt. Just checking in on the lesson you owe me”
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: the Euston station clock
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Same (although I no longer have the account). I even lived in a warehouse apartment for a while.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Reading this post was quite a ride.
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