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Matt Braithwaite

@mattbraithwaite.bsky.social
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Half hours on Earth, what are they worth? I don’t know.

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Ally Pally parkrun @allypallyparkrun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎇 Firework Cancellations 2026 🎇 ‼️ We are cancelled on 31st October and 7th November for the Alexandra Palace Firework & Drone Festival. ‼️ NB - at the request of the team at the Palace we are off for two weeks this year. 😮 #loveparkrun
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me, with perfectly calibrated theodolite: The clearance of this bridge is exactly five metres My Garmin:
Road sign saying 4.98m
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: the cat from last week, back this week with a friend. I think we’re a gang now.
A tabby cat and a black cat
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: this cat, which usually won’t give me the time of day, but today wanted to complain to me about some noisy building work
A tabby cat on a path
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
<Runs in out of breath, five years late> Loved the Coach Beard episode of Ted Lasso!
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shorter than I was expecting.
A reproduction of a small part of the Bayeaux Tapestry, in a shop
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: The Little Record Shop, Hornsey
Small shuttered shop with a sign saying “Records wanted”
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OK, who has my copy of Tau Zero by Poul Anderson? Come on, own up.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just replaced the hinge and part of the door trim on the washing machine. What an absolute Dad.
Close-up of hinge and part of the door of a washing machine
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: new build
An angular block of flats, brightly lit by the Sun
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: trees, except they’re not
Worn panels on a building site giving the appearance of silhouetted trees and a cloudy sky
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Exploring Chatsworth House and suddenly struck by the urge to watch some Monty Python.
A large, carved marble foot
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: sunlight on water
Sunlight catching the ripples on water
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Listening to Siouxsie and the Banshees on the way in to work, on a route I have walked 100 times, and I have NEVER noticed this street sign until today.
Street sign saying Bromley Place W1
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: a crow
A crow on a branch
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: Ally Pally’s “really really REALLY don’t have a barbecue” poster
A poster with nine “forbidden” signs, seven of which are about barbecues
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: blackberries
Close-up of blackberries on the wine, one ripe, the remainder unripened
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
*Taps sign*
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Alan Partridge saying “Can I just shock you? I like wine” except instead of “wine” the text says “third-place playoff”
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: Colin Chapman plaque
Plaque on a brick wall saying:
Colin Chapman 1928-1982
Found Lotus Engineering Co Ltd on this site in January 1953
Erected in his memory by Club Lotus January 1984
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Took part in the Josh Kerr Mile outside the London Stadium on Thursday evening; new parkrun PB this morning, at Lordship Recreation Ground; then back to the London Stadium this afternoon to see Josh Kerr set a new mile world record.
Me in running kit, bib and medal standing next to a Josh Kerr posterMe in running vest in front of a bicycle sculpture Josh Kerr being photographed by press next to a scoreboard showing his mile world record
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
No London Marathon place for me but I did finish second at a parkrun for the first time (on the 298th attempt), so it’s not all bad.
Me, in running kit, arms folded, behind the Northala Fields parkrun sign
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: no swimmin’
A park sign saying NO SWIMMING except the G has been covered by another sign
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’ve just seen a steam train race through Hornsey station. Thank you. As you were.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Haven’t seen Romanian football lion yet today. Instagram not on their game.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Pub names suggested by random pics I’ve taken, 3: The Jersey Tiger
A Jersey Tiger moth resting on a Nintendo Switch controller
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Morning all.
England World Cup 82 mug (first of three pics)
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Might go for a run.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hans Moleman meme saying “I want the most exciting England game you have…no, that’s too exciting”
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Not now, Duolingo (this popped up literally during the penalty)
Duolingo reminder saying “Hi Matt. Just checking in on the lesson you owe me”
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun: the Euston station clock
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 28 97🔥 95🏅 100🎯 92🏆 94🏅 Final score: 950
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Mild coincidence corner: decided that instead of yet again listening to Boards of Canada’s Inferno - which includes the track Prophecy At 1420 MHz - I’d watch an episode of Three-Body:
Scene from Three-Body with the subtitle “Key frequencies to monitor: Hydrogen atom frequency at 1,420 MHz…”
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun #40: reflected Elizabeth Line platform at Tottenham Court Road
A long underground railway platform on the left reflected on the right in the safety glass that separates the platform from the track
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 21 92🏆 99🎯 93🏆 96🔥 100🎯 Final score: 965
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The Quietus @thequietus.com · 21/06/2026
'La Düsseldorf is a remarkably linear evolution of the unvarnished, proto-Rotten stylings of Neu! ‘75’s second side.' Many Happy Returns to La Düsseldorf’s La Düsseldorf, which turns 50 today! buff.ly/9lugqvp
La Düsseldorf’s La Düsseldorf album cover. Shot at the airport at night with the band's logo at the top and the album title at the bottom. Mostly darkness with some electric lights.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun #39: the Canons Park Garden Temple
A temple-like folly with several parkrunners in front of it
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Post a great song with a one word title that *isn’t* a name Pet Shop Boys - Rent youtu.be/NTHi-p7l3KM?...
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Pet Shop Boys - Rent (Official Video) [HD Upgrade]
YouTube video by PetShopBoys Parlophone
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun #38: one millionth parkrun sticker.
Close-up of a sticker saying “Celebrating 1m” on a green parkrun top
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun #37: post-parkrun peony purchase.
A small bunch of pink peonies
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Pub names suggested by random pics I’ve taken, 2: The Old Bentley
A black 1930s Bentley parked on a suburban street
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
David Bowie: You’re Not Alone, immersive experience at the Lightroom, King’s Cross.
Two huge screens, each showing a shot of Bowie singing in the Jump They Say video
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
“Very difficult day,” eh? www.maptap.gg May 30 94👑 95🏅 95🏆 94🏅 99🎯 Final score: 958
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Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun #36: this fella. Lost his keys, I think, and waiting to be let in. Still, he seems happy enough.
A yellow pineapple toy with a smiley face sits on the ground next to a glass door
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A new one to me. Bookmarked. Another few minutes a day not spent scrolling.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
#Polygonle 1399 🎯/6︎  ◢︎  ◥︎  ◣︎  ◥︎  ◢︎  ◤︎  ◢︎  🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak:22 www.polygonle.com
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Polygonle
Guess longer words with the help of a shape-based clue. A new Polygonle puzzle is available each day to solve.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 25 98🎯 100🎯 97🔥 95👑 98🔥 Final score: 971
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Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Watched the first Robert Downey Jr Sherlock Holmes film yesterday. What an odd film. Holmes as a superhero, lots of action/fighting, a child’s idea of Victorian London, anachronistic dialogue (some funny lines), questionable casting. It’s like someone let Guy Ritchie direct a Holmes movie.
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun #35: cracked earth. It was warm this morning.
Close up of cracked, dry, compacted earth
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Matt Braithwaite @mattbraithwaite.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Random things seen on the way to, at, or on the way back from parkrun #34: cow parsley (with Alexandra Palace in the distance).
Cow parsley, with Alexandra Palace just visible in the distance
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