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@matt4something.bsky.social
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Absolutely not.
Socrates (Bot symbol) followed you.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
George, tell me what I want to say to every person in these videos and myself.
A picture of John Mulaney as George St. Geegland with the caption "You're born a schmuck, and you'll die a schmuck.  Welcome to hell, idiot."
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Is @kibblesmith.com the inspiration for Noel Household's father? The people demand answers, @bransonreese.bsky.social
A comparison of Kibblesmith and Noel Household's father
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It's fun when you get an email from a writer you like and you go, oh Jesus Christ they just called in a nuclear strike on their own position. Well done, @raxkingisdead.bsky.social .
An email title saying "dear rax, my writing group kicked me out for using AI"
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The meme of "Jesus Christ... That's Jason Bourne." But it says Jesus Christ... Today is Daylight Savings.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Here's your button.
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"It's not a dog, it's some kind of thing!"
A screen grab of the film The Thing, when the character warns the main characters about the dog they are protecting.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Here's your button.
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
"Sam Darnold? Out indefinitely for mononucleosis?" With a still from the "Jeff Epstein the Financier" bit from Conan.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Pope Leo, welcome to the Jihad, here's your button.
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
As the greatest @lukeoneil47.bsky.social put it perfectly:
First they came 2

First they came for the socialists which was pretty funny to be honest because they were mean to me online all the time. Then they randomly stopped there lol. Just before my ass. What are the odds of that? Welp back to normal.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Here's your button.
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Here's your button.
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Please, those are not cut offs nor jorts, those are rugby shorts. We all wear them that short. As evidence, here is my team from when I played in Korea, and these are all amateurs. The pros have even more thigh.
A bunch of rugby players in rugby kit. Me in my rugby kit.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Hell yeah, and welcome. Here's your button.
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Here's your button.
A button saying "I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them."
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and Saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Welcome to the Jihad, Pope Leo!
A badge saying I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Walton Goggins as Boyd Crowder saying, "if it isn't Django Flask as I live and breathe."
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Wow, what a crazy poem.
Ryan Lizzo's part two on Telos, but changed so it says:

She did it again.

It was four years later. Another presidential campaign. Another book project. Another candidate whom she had profiled. Another note—a poem, according to Olivia—though this time from the candidate to her.

“My love for you is like for truck,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Berserker.”

He continued, “Would you like to making fuck? Berserker. My love for you is like a rock, Berserker. Would you like to smoke some pot? Berserker.
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker.
Would you like to suck my cock? Berserker.
Would you like some making fuck? Berserker.”
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
A button saying 

I joined the Butlerian Jihad and all I got was this button and saved the world from machines and the people who worship them
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
They told me that it wasn't cool for me to come help them even while they used our services and made us incredibly rich, how very dare they not let me, a wolf, into their henhouse more than I already was.
A picture of Charlie and Mac from it's always sunny in Philadelphia with the caption saying "Aww, did someone get addicted to spying on the American people?"
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
"Somehow, the left's Violent Rhetoric caused me to write this." With a picture of Oscar Isaac's when he announced the return of palatine.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
A picture of Morris Day and the Time.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The song by noted sex pest Robin Thicke and I haven't looked up his history Pharrell is as old as that letter. The Boston Marathon bombing is as old as that letter. It's two years older than Trump's 2016 run, and ? years younger(?(?!) than Trump and Epstein's preferred victims. Not to mention...
The wikipedia article about Trump's sexual assault allegations, specifically about his 2013 assault of Cassandra Searles.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Live, laugh, butlerian jihad
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Watching Tim have to put up with a bunch of disingenuous arguments:
Chris Farley and Adam Sandler having a conversation from Billy Madison,

That Gavin Newsom and his capitulation is the only option, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.

No, you don't.

Well, not me personally, but a guy I know, he told me that dank memes, centrism, and throwing trans kids under the bus already won, hard.

No, it hasn't.

No, no, no, it didn't. But you could imagine what it would be like if it did, right ...?
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Hey @dieworkwear.bsky.social, got any tips for hats that actually provide sun coverage, but also don't make me look like this?
A stolen hat from one of my children makes me look like a giant baby idiot.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
The Pedophile Assistant?
Jim Downey on Conan
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The pedophile's assistant?
Jim Downey on Conan Needs A Friend
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Live
Laugh
Butlerian Jihad
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Me reading these names: ah yes, those guys. My brain:
A list of fake baseball players names from a Japanese Game.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Tobias Funke from Arrested development replying to his wife's question "well, did it work for those people?" with "No. It never does. I mean these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... ...but it might work for us."
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Au contraire.
Grok explains Peter Schiff's comments about doing pedophilia in a Jamaican patois.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Maybe I'm wrong, but I keep watching these rules be violated over and over by cops, and the consequences for asking for these things are not someone 'more than willing to take that extra step' but 'getting yelled at and then beaten.'
Daniel Maxwell of the Henry C. Lee College of Criminal Justice saying: "And there's nothing wrong with asking for some identification. A real-life police officer is going to be more than willing to take that extra step to identify themselves."
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Me, next Tuesday, for being weird around Zach's friends.
Achewood with the text, "Hey guys! Guess who just got... Yellllled aaat!"
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It can be both, because the Internet is insane.
A furry picture of a dog Amelia Earhart.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Karl Marx with a speech bubble.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Please, let me into a presidential debate. They will all walk out like:
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Oops. This is just what the stock market does sometimes, right?
A stock ticker showing the Dow Jones Industrial Average down 3.65%
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Ding ding ding, says the economy.
A stock ticker showing that the dow has dropped 2% overnight.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
A glee screen cap that originally said "I'm going to create an environment that is so toxic" changed to "I'm going to create a government that is so efficient."
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I'm doing my part. gif
A picture of my Libby timeline showing that I have gotten 450 books out over the last two years.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I give this gift from my cursed brain to you.
A distracted boyfriend named Gorilla Mind looks away from a girl named B**** Gave Me Head at a girl named Dog Brain.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Hell World Screenshots I Have in My Phone Right Now (non curated):
Welcome To Hell World on the First Trump Assassination attempt in 2024My only appearance in the blog, commenting on the top five Weezer songs blog.Welcome to Hell World on not trusting Republicans on rights.
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
It's like a Where's Waldo for older versions of Swan Boy, Noel, and Rona.
A picture of the stage and pit at HFStival 2024
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
The few. The proud. The Posters.
Blue sky user 377,893
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
An older woman holding a sign that said "Mass Deportation Now" replaced with "Make Me Pick My Own Produce"
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Bat Mutler @matt4something.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
A picture of the Republican delegates holding a sign that said "Mass Deportation Now" replaced with "Make Me Pick My Own Produce".
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