Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Interesting AI tell: links in the text are all Google search result URLs 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Going to try adding more LLM speak into my daily conversations. Starting with things that never needed clarification, like "I'm drinking water, not gravel" and "I'm going to the shop to buy milk, not inspire a revolt against the bourgeoisie" Anybody know how to pronounce the em-dash? 010
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I've been saying 'obfuscation' wrong my entire life (*'obsfucation') 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Ontologies are back! Allegedly. I enjoyed this short talk from Frank Coyle, who talks about constraining agents via old-fashioned 'symbolic AI' techniques. Also, if the semantic web is back, can we reclaim the original meaning of web 3.0 now? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sir5...youtube.comWhy Agentic Systems Need Ontologies — Frank Coyle, UC BerkeleyYouTube video by AI Engineer 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Websites that break "ctrl+click" can get in the sea 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 13/07/2026There are too many tunnels between London and Manchester 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Everything that I know about football, I know against my will 100
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 27/06/2026It's a heat wave and I thought compiling llama.cpp on my laptop sounded like a fun idea. Big mistake. 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 20/06/2026There's a giraffe in my loft. I didn't invite it. 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 14/06/2026There's a legend that says orangutans can speak human languages, but they pretend not to, dearing people will make them get jobs. Would a conscious AI want to spend its days washing dishes? (source www.smbc-comics.com/comic/huh-2) 110
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 26/05/2026"Delete everything after the em-dash" is an effective strategy most of the time 100
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I don't understand how Quora works when 50% of any page is answers to questions other than the one I wanted to look at 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I swear every post and comment on LinkedIn is AI now. What's the point? * with the notable exception of Fuzzy Labs' weekly rundowns, authored by the inimitable @echostatements.bsky.social. 010
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Since AGI is only a few years away (or so I'm told), I'm personally looking forward to the next step: artificial general stupidity. That'll be a true game changer. 010
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Split tabs is my new favourite thing in Firefox: support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/spl...support.mozilla.orgClient Challenge 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 30/03/2026It's all well and good doing clever agentic AI, but we'll never escape the mess of software dependencies. Anyway, I wanted to instal 'gws', the new Google Workspace CLI. Pre-requisites are NodeJS + npm, and also the gcloud cli, which is written in Python. All so an agent can check my calendar! 200
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Hacker News added to their commenting guidelines "Don't post generated comments or AI-edited comments. HN is for conversation between humans." news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelin...news.ycombinator.comHacker News Guidelines 101
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I've stumbled upon Claude randomly inserting Chinese words into an English sentence. So I started a new chat, copied the text, but replaced the Chinese with <BLANK>, prompting Claude to fill blanks. It generates a Chinese word again! Not the same word either, but one with a related meaning. 100
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 28/02/2026It's frogspawn time! Easily 1000-2000 eggs in the garden pond. Looking forward to cultivating my own biblical plague. 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 28/02/2026My new Framework laptop might be better travelled than me soon. It's already been to Taiwan, the Phillipines, China, India, and France. 110
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 21/02/2026#Emacs can do AI too. I've now got a local model running through Ollama, gptel for chat-like interface, and Aider for coding. The bad news is it takes half a day to set up. The good news is I still remember how to write LISP. 030
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 19/02/2026"AI Makes you boring": www.marginalia.nu/log/a_132_ai... "The way human beings tend to have original ideas is to immerse in a problem for a long period of time, which is something that flat out doesn’t happen when LLMs do the thinking. You get shallow, surface-level ideas instead."marginalia.nuAI makes you boringThis post is an elaboration on a comment I made on Hacker News recently, on a blog post that showed an increase in volume and decline in quality among the “Show HN” submissons. I don't actually mind A... 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 18/02/2026You know, it's weird how AI is terrible at topics where I have expertise, but great at topics I don't know much about 010
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 17/02/2026In exciting amphibian news, I spotted two huge frogs in the depths of the pond in _amplexus_ 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 14/02/2026If you watch this video, you will be forced to imagine various hypothetical scenarios: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs5e...youtube.comHow "If" Sentences create alternate universes in your headYouTube video by languagejones 010
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 06/02/2026There's a kind of efficiency arbitrage going on. Initially, getting AI to do your writing was a time-saver, advantageous to busy people. But, as a busy person, if I'm reading something obviously AI-generated I just tune out. It's no longer effective, so we all go back to writing the slow way. 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 06/02/2026There's style of written English called ChatGPT-ese. It’s not only the impeccably neutral tone and the compulsive urge to provide three key takeaways — it’s the way every sentence feels like it’s being lovingly laminated. In summary, yes I did write this with ChatGPT, and you can tell, can't you? 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I've achieved the pinnacle of technological innovation: lights that can be turned off without getting out of bed 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 19/01/2026It's 2026, my lightbulbs are exchanging packets with one-another and come with upgradeable firmware. What a time to be alive. 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Having to use Microsoft Word after years of Google Docs, wondering how it can possibly be *this bad* 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 24/12/2025In case you didn't know, the scientific study of grasses is called agrostology (slightly more interesting fact: 'agrostology' shares a root with 'agriculture'. Both trace to the PIE root agro- for 'field') 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Really savouring my extra 10 seconds of sunlight today 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 16/12/2025My dog loves cucumber. According to AI, "Many dogs love cucumbers because they're a refreshing, crunchy, low-calorie, and hydrating snack" So I asked my dog if calories are an important factor. She said I shouldn't take AI too seriously, but refused to comment on calorie-counting. Suspicious. 100
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I told my dog that we've upgraded the living room geometry to have cyclic boundaries. And that's why it's currently impossible for her to get into the garden to look for mice... 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Modern retailers don't like words like "staff", so instead we get weird things, like Morrisons saying "colleague approval" needed to buy alchohol, and the Ikea website offering a way to "contact a co-worker" if I need help choosing which wardrobe to buy. Guess I'll ask round the office tomorrow... 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Reading ChatGPT's "thinking" trace is illuminating. Today, discussing cycling, it decided not to "overwhelm" me with too much physics. Which is probably fair. 010
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Remember remember the 19th of November, the gunpowder treason and... hey, wait a minute, that was 2 weeks ago! I got confused because there's *still* fireworks. 000
Reposted by Matt SquireClare Sudbery @claresudbery.bsky.social · 04/11/2025How does agentic AI affect the next generation of coders? Are new software engineers going to learn less because they’re too reliant on LLMs? @matt-squire.bsky.social from Fuzzy Labs had a lot of really interesting stuff to say about this at Manchester Tech Festival,queen-of-questions.kit.com[LLMs] How does agentic AI affect the next generation of coders?More on what Matt Squire had to say about AI at Manchester Tech Festival 111
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 22/10/2025So you can actually order a giant wheel over the Internet: www.giantwheel.co.uk There's one being built outside Manchester Town Hall right now!giantwheel.co.ukFerris Wheel Hire UK | The Giant Wheel Company | Mainland UKFerris Wheel Hire UK | We supply & operate giant observation wheels across mainland UK. Hire a Ferris wheel for your town or event. 010
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Prompting ChatGPT with "do not compliment me on my questions and do not use emojis" as standard now 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 20/10/2025With Slack down this morning, there was a very real risk of getting some actual work done! 010
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 25/08/2025With Proxmox + Home Assistant and a few Zigbee things, I can now turn lamps on and off. I mean, I could do that before too, but now it's *smart*. 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Installing proxmox. It promises to be a window to a whole world of fun and / or pain. 110
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 22/08/2025I have a conspiracy theory that @soundcloud.dev classifies music into "normal" and "foreign", as it keeps drifing from Mandarin hip-hop to Latin American hip hop. They're both "not English", so it's the same, right? 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Unnecessary blank lines in Notion documents upsets me to an irrational degree 000
Reposted by Matt SquireDream on a Stick @dreamonastick.com · 23/07/2025Today is the day! It's your turn to play! Head over to Steam or Epic stores and show us how *you* make KOPI. #indiegame #gamedev #KOPI #cozygame 1135
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Seagulls actually sound like they're conspiring against us, and laughing about it 000
Matt Squire @matt-squire.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I have many questions about unicode, like why does is there a specific code point for a poodle emoji 🐩? (🐩 is U+1F429 if you're curious; not to be confused with any of the following: 🐶🐕🦮🐕🦺) 010